And because I can't think of anything else at the moment, you're all getting more of Mikuru cosplaying! (The drinking game still continues!)

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20 minutes into the future...

Haruhi; *confused* What's the matter, Kyon? Doesn't Mikuru look hot in her costume?

Kyon; *cringing* I don't know, but for some reason that costume fills me with an incredible sense of dread.

Haruhi; *scolding* Are you saying Mikuru's ugly?

Mikuru; *shocked* Is that true, Kyon-kun?

Kyon; *deigning it* What? No! Of course not!

Haruhi; *cat ears* That's sure what it sounded like to me...

Kyon; *angered* Damn it Haruhi, stop filling Asahina-san's head with erroneous ideas!

Haruhi; *ignoring him* OK Mikuru, Lara Croft's turn is over. On to the next costume!

Mikuru; *sees Haruhi advancing towards her* EEEK!

([censored])

Kyon; *staring in awe at Mikuru* Haruhi, don't take this the wrong way, but you're pretty good at making Asahina-san look like the character she's dressed as.

Haruhi; *doesn't get it* How can something like that be taken the wrong way?

Kyon; *taking his life in his hands* Because you might take it as a compliment.

Mikuru; *tugging at skirt* Are you sure the skirt's suppose to come up this much?

Haruhi; *holds up game case* Of course I am! See; it's just like Nariko wears it on the box!

The costumes get changed...

Haruhi; *devious smile* OK Kyon, guess who Mikuru is now.

Kyon; *bored* Chun-Li from "Street Fighter".

Haruhi; *Dammit!* How'd you guess so fast?

Kyon; *Really, Haruhi?* Haruhi, I dare you to find one person, Japanese or otherwise, who doesn't know who Chun-Li is.

Time passes...

Kyon; *doesn't quite know what to say* This is...different...

Haruhi; *doesn't think so* It was just lumped in with all the other outfits I got.

Mikuru; *in helmet* I can't see a thing in here!

Kyon; *same as above* Why would they put a Master Chief costume in with a bunch hot chick ones?

Haruhi; *ditto* As long as it fits...

Mikuru; *muffled* Suzumiya-san? Kyon-kun? Are you there? I can't breath!

1 million years later...(not really)

Mikuru; *looking costume over* Is it just me, or are you guys getting Déjà-vu too.

Kyon; *confused* Not really. Why?

Haruhi; *agrees with Mikuru* Now that you mention it, that costume does look incredibly familiar...

Kyon; *thinks of something* But didn't you just buy all these costumes just this afternoon?

Haruhi; *not deigning it* But I'm sure I'd remember putting a Yuna costume in with the rest if I did.

Puts a pin in that issue...

Kyon; *getting with the program* OK, now I'm getting Déjà-vu. Didn't we already do a princess costume?

Haruhi; *punches Kyon* Idiot! That costume was completely different!

Kyon; *not getting it* How so? They both wear pink dresses.

Haruhi; *not giving up* What does that prove?

Mikuru; *kinda scared* Actually, Kyon-kun does kind of make a good point.

Haruhi; *still trying to be right* No he doesn't!

Mikuru; *getting more scared* But-

Haruhi; *gets idea* OK Mikuru, Zelda's done. Time for the next costume!

Mikuru; *very scared* EEEK!

Will this idea work?

Haruhi; *satisfied* There, see? Zelda and Peach are totally different.

Kyon; *huh?* Yeah, that's cause that isn't Zelda anymore.

Haruhi; *annoyed* Stupid Kyon! Sheik is Zelda! Everybody knows that!

Kyon; *not on good ground* Well, I didn't.

Haruhi; *exasperated* So you say that everyone and their mothers know who Chun-li is, but not that Sheik is actually Zelda? Did you get dropped on your head when you were a baby or something?

Kyon; *not in the mood* What does that have to do with anything?

Haruhi; *HAH!* So you don't deny that it happened!

Mikuru; *getting tired* Suzumiya-san, are we almost done?

Haruhi; *not breaking stride* NOT NEARLY! There's still a million more costumes to go through, so start stripping!

Mikuru; *starting to get tired of this* EEEK!

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If you've got a videogame character you want to see Mikuru as, don't hesitate to tell me so! I take all suggestions; the more outrageous the better! (Seriously, I can't really think of anything else on my own.)

Also, go vote on my poll! I didn't put it up there for my health, you know.

This review is going to be Super Special Awesome! (Can you tell I like YGO; Abridged?)