Author's Note: I feel like I spend more time apologizing for not writing than I actually spend writing!

The story is rated M for a reason (Language, smut, alternative sexualities, etc.) It's Senior Year at McKinley High. Rachel and Alex are happily together.

I don't own Glee or Rachel Berry (tho I wish I did) or anything in this story that could be researched on Google or any NFL teams or any of the songs I ever use because I am not that cool. But if I did, Glee would be a lot more Fa-Pez-Berryish Yum!

But I do own Alex. He's mine! All mine! I was sittin here thinking about what celebrity would play Alex if he ever happened to be on Glee. I am thinking Diego Boneta from Pretty Little Liars/Mean Girls 2/90210 but with blue eyes and no weird dimple in his chin. Yeah… LOL. Enjoy!

Chapter 21

Alex woke up cuddled up with Rachel diagonally on her bed with just a fleece blanket over them. He peppered her shoulder and neck with kisses. "Wake up baby."

"Five more minutes. I'm worn out." Rachel whined.

"C'mon baby. Wake up! Let's go to breakfast!" Alex said as he started to tickle her sides.

"Alex Michael Bloom, do not wake me up by tickling me!" Rachel screamed.

"Well then get up and join me in the shower! And we can head out to breakfast"

"When did you become a morning person?" she asked.

"Just today! Let's go sleepyhead!" Alex said as he kissed his girl on the cheek and jumped out of bed. He wasn't sure why he was so excited but he just felt like today was going to be a great day. He turned on the shower to just the right temperature. "Baby, cmon. I need you to get wet with me!"

"Alexxxxx, it's not even 8am. On a Saturday. After lots of hot sex!" Rachel whined.

"Raaachel, quit whining and come join me!" Alex said as he grabbed some towels.

"Make me!"

"You asked for it" Alex chuckled as he walked naked into his girlfriend's room. He leaned over and picked Rachel up and threw her over his shoulder like she weighed nothing. Her face was just inches above his butt. "You just better hope I don't have gas."

"ALEX!" Rachel screamed as she smacked her boyfriend on his ass. "You are such a boy!"

"I will take that as a compliment!" he chuckled and sat her down on the bathroom counter and kissed her sweetly on the lips and got in the shower with a smile on his face. His girlfriend followed him in with a scowl on her face. "Awww, Rach. Don't be grumpy," he said as he wrapped his arms around her and started kissing on her neck.

"Stop. I want to be mad at you."

"Awww, don't be mad at me baby." He said as he continued to kiss her neck and moved his hand to palm her breast and tweaked her nipple with his fingers.

"Alex, I am mad at you!"

Alex slid his hand from her breast and down her stomach and gently ran his middle finger over her clit and down her slit towards her entrance. "If you are so mad," he whispered, "why are you so damn wet? And I don't mean by the shower." And he slid two fingers inside her as she gasped. He thrust his fingers in and out and let his thumb brush over her clit as he heard her moan. "Still mad at me?"

"Oh god, no no I'm not. Oh god. Harder!" Rachel moaned.

Alex continued thrusting in and out of his girlfriend until he felt her tighten around his fingers and she collapsed against his body. He continued kissing Rachel's neck as he grabbed the handheld showerhead and began to run the hot water over their body. "Baby, can I wash your hair?" he asked.

Rachel giggled and nodded and Alex began to wash her hair and began rubbing her scalp which made his girl moan some more. The couple finished their shower routine and got ready to go to breakfast. "Where are we going?" Rachel asked.

"A new place that just opened over in Fort Shawnee. I think you will like it. What do you think of this?" he asked as he held up some jeans and a dark gray polo.

"Baby, you could wear a garbage bag and I think you would be sexy as hell. But it looks very nice. Now let's go! I am hungry." Rachel said as she twirled around in her navy blue dress and it gave her boyfriend a great view of her legs. He grabbed her hand and led her out the door to her car.

The drive was quick but long enough for the couple to sing some amazing duets on the radio. They pulled into the tiny town of Fort Shawnee and parked in front of a little café with organs in each of the front windows. "Welcome to Organ Nick's!" Alex said as he chuckled when he said the name. "This is Fort Shawnee's first and only organic and vegan café. Where they serve breakfast and lunch 7 days a week. My moms told me about it."

"Ahh, Alex! Yay. Let's go. I am starrrving." Rachel said and the couple walked into the café.

Fifteen minutes later, Rachel Berry would have her second orgasm of the early day but this was from the Banana French Toast and Cocoa Banana muffins. "These are amazing, Nick!" Rachel said as she made sure to get to know the owner by first name before she asked if she could play one of the organs in the window. "Even the soymilk tastes amazing and I know it's the same as I have at home."

"Thanks Rachel. I hope to see you and Alex in here more. His beautiful mothers have been in twice since I opened 3 weeks ago. Monte and I are thinking about using the café one night a week to have like a gay coffee get together for adults and teens and have a monthly PFLAG meeting since there is nothing of the sort in this boring conservative area!" Nick chuckled.

"That would be awesome, Nick. I will have to tell my dads and you can count Alex and I in for sure. And I can get Blaine and Kurt and maybe even Santana and Brittany. Well maybe not Santana. She's a little on the bitchy side." Rachel rambled.

"Oh let that princess meet the real queen bitch and she won't know what hit her!" Nick chuckled.

Rachel and Alex finished up their breakfast and bid Nick a farewell and headed home. "Baby?"

"Yes my dear girl."

"When we get home, I am going to rock your word. I am going to fuck you so good that you won't be able to walk!" Rachel said with a wicked grin on her face and she put her hand on her boyfriend's thigh and squeezed.

As they got out of the car, Rachel grabbed her boyfriend's hand and drug him toward the door. She opened the door and closed it behind both of them and pushed her boyfriend on the couch. She jumped on top of him and slammed her lips into his. Their tongues battled each other and Alex sucked her bottom lip in between his own lips. Alex grabbed the bottom of Rachel's dress and pulled it up and over her head and quickly unhooked her bra and his mouth attacked her nipples.

Rachel pushed his head away and jumps off her boyfriend and stands him up and takes off his shirt and binder and jeans and boxers and throws him into a leaning back position on the couch and pushes the family coffee table out of the way and dives between her boyfriend's legs.

"Who's wet now?" she giggled as her tongue attacked his swollen clit. One hand went up to her boyfriend's breast and squeezed his nipple which caused him to moan. "You are so wet for me babe. You love it when I suck your clit huh?" Rachel moaned as she ran her tongue up and down his slit.

...

"Dammit my Jewish princess, answer your damn phone!" Puck muttered as he walked up the street with a pissed off look on his face. "God damn stupid truck. Becca is going to be so mad that I am late picking her up from ballet. My mom is going to kick my ass. Stupid little sister and her stupid ballet. Please be home Berry. I so need to borrow your car." Puck continued to mumble to himself as he walked up Rachel's front steps.

"You love it when I am inside you. So wet. My tongue on your clit."

"Woah!" Puck said and he peeked inside the house since the curtains were slightly cracked open. His jaw dropped when he saw his Jewish counterpart on her knees between someone's legs and she was in nothing but a thong. "Alex is a lucky man." Puck mumbled as his eyes glanced up and saw Rachel's hand on a boob. "What the? Rachel's going down on a chick? What the fuck? Alex is my bro." He looked harder and realized there was no way that Rachel was giving a blow job. She was eating a chick out. A chick with an awesome body and a great set of boobs. Dude, Puckzilla needed to get a piece of this.

Puck walked to the door and tried the handle and realized it wasn't locked so he walked on in and saw Rachel working her fingers into a shaved snatch with her tongue working the clit like a pro. Just the sight made his dick get hard. "Hey ladies, mind if Puckzilla joins."

"Fuck, Noah! Oh my god!" Rachel said as she grabbed a couch pillow and threw it over Alex's crotch and Alex grabbed one to cover his breasts.

"Oh Rach, such a dirty mouth. I love it! Holy fuck! Dude, Alex? Dude. You you you aren't a dude? Berry was on your clit. You have boobs! Dude, oh my god." And then Puck passed out cold and landed with a hard thud on the floor.