Author's note: first chappie! I hope you likey :)

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Kingdom Hearts!

Tis a black Sabbath and all in the house were wrong. Loser was sitting in the corner (referring myself) telling my party guest to raise their glass. Wait, where am I? I looked outside and saw I woke up in New York City, passed out in a cheap motel. Saïx stole my heart, and he stole my money. I love him. Kyuubui kyuubui. Just like last Friday night, we were living la Vida loca. Woah oh. Wooooooooooooah. Woah woah. Woah woooooooooooooooah. Woah oh. Woooooooooooooooah. Woah woooooooooah. Woah woooooooooooooah. Woah oh. IIIIIIIIM THE MAN IN THE BOX. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOONT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOU COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOME ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND SAVE ME? SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME? FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEED MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES.

Thus was a normal day at the wizard's home of death.

I hope you liked it! PLEASE REVIEW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. And I hope you all can't wait for the next chappie! :-) :-)