Title: Word of the Day v. FFIV
Author: Garnet Eyes
Archived: fanfiction .net, livejournal .com
Last Updated: 06 May 2011
Summary: 22 June 2000 edition.
Rating: T
Characters/Pairings: Kain, Kain x Cecil x Rosa
Author Notes: monomania, noun;
1. Pathological obsession with a single subject or idea.
2. Excessive concentration of interest upon one particular subject or idea.
Disclaimers: Final Fantasy IV is owned by Square-Enix and I in no way, shape, or form profit off of my writing. This is simply for my own pleasure, and may at any time be removed and/or modified as I see fit.

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Kain was honestly impressed with Cecil, that the paladin had actually managed to work up the gumption to speak in detail with Rosa about this particular subject. Baron's half-blood lunarian king was such a prude that it was pretty amazing that he even consented to have sex at all. And here he was, getting into an in-depth discussion with his wife about the dragoon's manhood. Kain had only spent all of a second in embarrassment over the talk neither of them was aware that he was currently within range to overhear. They both only spoke of high praises, after all, leaving the dragoon's pride and ego swollen to bursting and then saying something else to pump him just a little bigger again. It was more than gratifying to know that his abilities between the sheets were not only enough to bring his young king and queen to their peaks, but even more than that his skill was enough that Cecil was willing to gossip about it. The dragoon had trouble keeping his expression neutral for the rest of the day, due to random remembrance of his lovers' words. It was by luck alone that no one had caught him grinning madly and for no apparent reason.