A Series of Pointless Events in Harry Potter

by Gryffindor620

Do you like mindless and stupid humor? I know I do!Hopefully there's nothing wrong with the story and I haven't struck a cord with Fanfiction. This is just a series of pointless events in the day and the life in Harry Potter. Anything can happen.No flames

21. Pointless Event 21

This will just be a series of pointless events. Short. Short stories if you will.

This is PRE-HBP

I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTER! ALL J.K.ROWLINGS!

THE PLOT IS MINE THOUGH!

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(Great Hall)

(Harry's getting ready rap)

"Ight, this goes out to my home girl, Hermione A.K.A. HGrizzle,"Harry said pulling his crotch up.

Then Harry began rapping,"Check, check. Hermione's a hoe. But she's not slow."

(Hermione bops her head)

"She use protection and direction to avoid all infections. She fucks anything that walks, but not everything that talks. By the end of the night, you gon' have and limp. Cause she's HGrizzle, the grandmaster pimp!"

(Harry points to Hermione)

(Hermione points back smiling)

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