Chapter 14
Tsunade washed her hands off and smiled. Two-wait, four babies in one day. Sakura gave birth calmly but with some difficulty and was now resting with her new tiny baby girl in the recovery room. Shizune, who was washing her hands beside her, sighed.
"In love?" Tsunade asked suddenly.
"Yes." Shizune replied way too quickly," Wait! No! Oh damnit all Tsunade!"
The older woman laughed at her assistant, "Who is it Shizune?"
"I'm not in love! I'm just tired."
"Really?"
"Yes! Your question just caught me off guard that's all."
"Sure you're not head over heels for anyone?"
"YES!" Shizune turned very red as she finished drying off her hands with the towel.
"Oh well. I heard a rumor though about a certain medical ninja having to heal a certain ninja's hip wound, witnessing the certain injured ninjas-"
"Stop it Tsunade!" Shizune yelled turning even redder then she already had been, "I'm sure a certain Genma-San would not like you talking about it. He was quite embarrassed about the whole thing." Tsunade smiled mischievously, drying off her own hands and catching up with her assistant. When she caught up with Shizune Tsunade leaned in close and whispered into her ear.
"How big was it?"
Shizune went bright red before her eyes narrowed in anger and she smirked.
"I should ask you the same about Jaraiya." Tsunade's smirked dropped as did her jaw.
"NUH-UH! Who told you-" She quickly covered her mouth.
"HA! So it is true! AND a little disgusting at the same time. I mean come on your like 57 and he's like…..old, though you both do resemble people my age….Oh my god! I just had the funniest Idea."
"Entertain me." Shizune had her back to Tsunade so she couldn't have seen the look the older woman was giving her at the time.
"If you don't use protection…you could get pregnant."
Tsunade stopped in mid lunge.
"I ….haven't even thought about that."
Shizune nearly chocked.
"1. that is too much information. And 2. Are you serious?"
"I am totally serious."
A nurse came running up to them.
"Your needed in the pediatric wing!" they both started in that direction before Shizune stopped.
"I'm going to go and check on Temari. See you later." Shizune turned around and started to walk away when she heard a chuckle.
"You never answered my question."
Shizune blushed before answering.
"It was Huge."
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Tsunade wiped laughter tears from her eyes as she walked into the kids room bringing Taro's medical folder in with her. She eyed the young boy over before sitting down on a stool across from him. S he noticed that a nurse had already bandaged his arm and put it in a sling and had taken his shirt off so his little white bare chest was exposed. I f he wasn't looking so content sucking on a lollipop Tsunade would've thought he was cold. Taro looked at her and then at the folder she carried, "Was that?" he asked pointing at his folder, not bothering to take the lollipop out of his mouth. She smiled and got comfortable.
"Where's your mother Taro?"
"In the waiting room. Was that?" he asked again.
"It's your medical file. I overlooked the fact this morning that you need your 5 year old check up so were just going to do it now. K? Good." Tsunade pulled out a tonge compressor.
"What's that? Will it hurt?"
"It's only a tonge compressor it won't hurt at all."
"What's that! Will it hurt too!"
"It's only a stethoscope Taro, Stay still. It won't hurt at all."
"WHATS THAT! IT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD HURT!"
"It's a cattle prod. It hurts a little less than a branding iron."
"MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!"
Tsunade shook her head, "Little kids have no sense of humor."
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Outside in the living room, Hinata shrunk in her chair.
"Hey Tsunade! Why are you rubbing that on my arm!" Hinata couldn't hear Tsunade's answer but she definitely heard Taro's response to the answer.
"A SHOT?"
Hinata shrunk further into her chair.
"OWWWW! YOU STUCK IT CLEAR THROUGH MY ARM! I HOPE YOU NOW HAVE A GOOD IDEA WHAT MALPRACTICE IS! I WANT MY MOM!"
Hinata went red and hid behind a book.
Some things just weren't worth it.