Lacking plot ideas and too lazy to get up to find my plunny notebook, I asked my bestestest friend for a plot idea...His sucked. I'm making up my own. I just have to think about it.

Info about my boring life is at the bottom, so it doesn't take up top space xP So if you want to know, there it is!

((Warnings: cuddling, mothers, fish...why are there always fish?))

((Non-warnings: Lady Gaga, watermelon, bunnies))

"I'm hungry."

"Me too."

"Let's get some food."

"Okay."

"…."

"…."

"Shinichi, you're not moving."

"Neither are you."

"Fine, we'll just stay."

The two hungry boys were laying on Kaito's couch, smiling at each other in a relaxing cuddle. Of course, they were both too blissful in their sweet moment to get up for snacks.

"I'd rather starve than leave you here for even a moment," Kaito whispered, kissing the top of Shinichi's nose.

Shinichi, the not-so-very-great-at-expressing-emotions guy, merely smiled sweeter and kissed Kaito softly for a few moments.

Then Shinichi's stomach growled. Kaito chuckled a bit, and Shinichi rolled his eyes. "This is fun anyway," Shinichi said. "I don't need food."

The door of Kaito's house opened and closed loudly, making both of the boys jump in surprise. From the other room, they heard Kaito's mother cheerfully sing, "I'm home~!" and head toward the living room, where Kaito and Shinichi were. They both sat up immediately, ceasing their embrace and arranging themselves into an innocent sitting position. Because no matter who you are or where you are, when your mother comes in the room you just don't keep cuddling.

"So, Kaito," Shinichi said a little bit too loudly, "how about those snacks?"

"Oh, yeah, I'll go get them!" Kaito said, smirking at the slight blush on Shinichi's face.

"Uh, no, that's fine, I wanted to get up anyway. I know where the kitchen is."

By now, Kaito's mother was walking into the room. "Hello boys," she said. "How has your day been? Mine has been simply stupendous!"

The two boys chorused their hellos and Shinichi slipped away and into the kitchen. He'd been over to the Kuroba house enough times to feel comfortable in it. He opened the pantry, scanning the contents for some sort of easily-prepared snack. Today he was feeling like he could do with something processed and unhealthy if they had it...

"Aha!" he exclaimed to himself, reaching in for the bag of orange snacks. Treasure in hand, he went back to find Kaito's mother gone. Kaito was bouncing, his eyes shining upon seeing the snacks in Shinichi's hands. Why were they both so hungry?

Shinichi sat close next to Kaito and opened the bag. He got first pick, and popped a few in his mouth at once. Kaito reached in second, and pulled one out. Before putting it in his mouth, he glanced at it and screamed. His mother happened to be walking back into the room, and he threw it reflexively across the room, right into her face.

"Shinichi!" he screamed, while his mother yelled in surprise.

Shinichi looked at him in confusion. "What was that for?"

"HOW DARE YOU FEED ME ONE OF THOSE THINGS!" Kaito screamed dramatically, now breathing heavily and looking disgusted.

Kaito's mother and Shinichi exchanged a confused glance. Then Kaito's mother reached onto the floor to pick up the mysteriously evil snack. Shinichi reached into the bag to look as well. All the while Kaito ranted about how he couldn't trust anyone.

The snack was a goldfish. Not even a real fish, just a snack shaped like one. It didn't even taste like fish. It was only shaped like one. Kaito was such a wimp.

Kaito's mother laughed while Shinichi rolled his eyes. "Kaito, calm down!" he ordered. "It's not a real fish! I'm sorry for mistakenly feeding this to you...even though you were practically starving."

Kaito stopped ranting and smiled kindly. Patting Shinichi's back, he said softly, "It's okay, Shinichi, it wasn't your fault." Then he turned to his mother, his expression becoming sinister. "You did this," he hissed.

Her eyes widened, and she took a step back. "Uh...I thought they would be yummy! I didn't know you would have a problem with them..."

Kaito made a noise that sounded like a growl. "You'll pay for this, woman!"

"What did you call me? Kaito, you stop it. How are you going to make me pay, play a trick on me? Ha, we'll see."

Kaito narrowed his eyes, smirking. "No. Even better." He grabbed Shinichi into an embrace, and kissed him passionately with his mother watching on.

When he was finished, his mother said, "That was your revenge?"

Shinichi looked unimpressed. "You just wanted an excuse to kiss me, didn't you?"

"Yup!"

Yup! So that's it! ^_^ Kaito's mom...does she have a name? I forget and I'm too lazy to look for it. I've become super lazy. But that's okay.

REVIEW! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase? My a button is stuck, and I didn't go proofread/edit this chapter for mistakes or grammar or sense or anything, so yeah. Sorry if it sucks, haha.

Now, what you've all been waiting for! Me! :D

I'm so narcissistic.

My B in English (a few people asked about that) has become...AN A!

And I'll tell you how :)

Up until the absolute last day of school, my grade was 89.29. Then I looked at my grades one last time on the last day and saw that it was a 93, and I went into my English class and asked her if she had added the five percent due to it being an honors class. She said yes, and I was like "Oh. Darn, I thought my grade might have gone up." even though that's a ridiculous amount for it to go up, I still hoped! And she said "But your grade was still good. You had an 89, right?" And I sighed and said "Yeah, it's my only B." And then she said "Hmmm...I'll see what I can do about that." So then she took my lowest grade out, which was an F. I told you guys, I really hated that book, and even though I read it, it was hard to concentrate. So that reading check grade was gonzo and I got an A! And I never really liked her cause she was sort of a bitch, but now I'm so grateful to her. So I just barely have all As.

(Btw, if you don't understand the five percent: it's this grading curve that you get when you're in an honors class. However, it's pretty much completely useless because it doesn't count on your GPA. It's basically just to make you feel better about yourself, which is stupid. So that's why even with a 93 I still technically had a B.)

Also, school is over so woo-hoo. Next Tuesday through Friday I can't update cause I'll be visiting relatives and will have no time. But probably next weekend or the beginning of next week will be my next update! Also, I actually have been writing little bits here and there of my non-posted story, so I think I'm almost done actually. Only, like, five more chapters. Maybe less.

Thanks for being patient! I love you guys!