To The Seven and the Gods: you have to swear on the river Styx that you'll have to do this-umm
Athena/Annabeth: THAT'S NOT A QEUSTION
Athena: I refuse to answer or do anything without knowing the consequence
Poseidon/Percy: . . .
Annabeth: she means; she won't do anything unless she know what it is
Poseidon/Percy: OH
Zeus: Don't be so uptight
Hades: never thought you'd be the one to say that
Zeus: after reading TFIOS, i've decided not to be so uptight anymore
Hades: okay
Hermes: so does everyone agree
Everyone: yeah
Ummm: I dare you all to eat Leos cooking for a month!
Zeus: Holy crap, I didn't know it was going to be that
Piper: DO YOU WANT US TO DIE
Leo: *puts on chef's hat* yes, today is my day to show everyone how good I am
Calypso: I told you to quit your dream
Leo: and I didn't listen, so what
Zeus: So were all going to stop eating for a month
Hepfestus: yep
Two weeks later at around 7
Percy: Gods, I'm going to die
Annabeth: I'm almost desperate enough to eat it, Aren't you piper
Piper: Uhh yeah. GODS IM STRAVEING
Jason: Yeah, I NEED TO EAT SOMETHING *runs off*
Piper: You know Jason's been acting wired, I'm going to go see if I can help him *runs off*
Hazel: those betchs are hideing something
The Seven and The Gods outside Jason's room
Piper: Gods, Jason this is so good
Jason: I know piper I know
Zeus: I'm going to barf
Poseidon: *throws up* Amphritteeeeeeeeee *falls into ocean**throws up in water*
Piper: MORE
Jason: Shh, there going to hear us
Athena: a little too late for that
Piper: I don't care, Jason I just want more
Aphrodite: **Angels sing Aphrodite theme song**
Athena: Why did we give her that?
Apollo: I don't know
Aphrodite: what are we doing
Percy: Listening to Piper and Jason Fric Frac
Aphrodite: There not Fric Frac, I would know if they were
Athena: THEN WHAT ARE THEY DOING
Ares: *kicks down doors*
Jason: *cooking something on a stove*
Piper: *eating something Jason made* It's not what it looks like *food falling out of her mouth*
Jason: *drops everything* SHE MADE ME DO IT, SHE CHARMED SPEAKED ME, SHE SAID IF I DIDN'T DO IT THEN SHE WAS GOING TO FILE A DIVORSE. HER NOT ME*POINTS FINGERS AT PIPER* HER
Piper: Thanks Jason FOR TELLING EVERYONE
Jason: I HAD TO
Piper: NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU COULD HAVE SAID IT WAS LEO WHO MADE IT
Leo: you know I'm right here. Right?
Jason: DON'T YOU BLAME HIM FOR YOUR MESS
Piper: SO IT'S MY FAULT THAT THIS HAPPENED
Everyone: *slowly backs out of room* *Door shuts behind them*
Apollo: Shit, were stuck
Jason: WELL YES ''Jason can you make me dinner, Jason can you make me a Latte'' ITS ALWAYS JASON AND WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENDS ITS ALWAYS MY FAULT
Piper: WELL IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT, INSTEAD OF LIEING YOU TELL THE TRUTH
Jason: THAT'S SOMETHING YOU CANT DO
Piper; *gasp* HOW DARE YOU
Jason: WHY DON'T YOU GO STEAL A CAR OR SOMETHING
Piper: WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT A STAPLER OR GET HIT BY A BRICK AGAIN
Jason: DON'T BRING THEM INTO THIS MESS
Piper: I KNEW IT YOU LOVE THAT STAPLER MORE THEN ME, RIGHT EVERYONE
Everyone: umm yeah
Jason: WELL ISNT SHE BOSSY SOMETIMES
Everyone: yeah
Aphrodite: Mabye you should see a couples therapists
Piper: WERE PERFECTLY FINE, WERE HAPPLIY MARRIED
Jason: *mutters* wouldn't say happily
Piper: EXCUSE ME
Jason: nothing
Hahaha, I love fights, Anyways some guest was all like ''why do you have an obsession on making Percy so stupid'' to answer that, it's because I want it to be funny. It has to have some series joke, kind of like how an How I Met your Mother they never say what barney dose, yet he seems to do it all the time(until he got drunk tells everyone).so I did something like that, but with Percy being stupid, and Leo singing/cooking, Hazels banana issue and so on. And if this response sounded mean. Sorry
Sass on Everyone
-DivergentDemigods