Author's Notes: This is going to be my Halloween Chapter since I don't update often. This is going to be parodied off of the 1980 cult classic The Shining starring Jack Nickelson so I STRONGLY suggest you be at least aware of some parts of the movie to fully enjoy this. However i'm sure you can understand this anyway. Enjoy
House of the Idiots Chapter 21
The scene sets on a bird's eye view of a black sedan speeding down a seemingly endless amount of twists and turns on a long desolate road. The road is on a cliffside, elevated over a valley of dark and dieing pine trees, as an eeriy fog cast over the fading forest. The cause of this plantlife distress could be associated with the city sized crater several miles off, where Raccoon City once stood. After the blast that leveled the city, radiation had poured off into the Arklay Mountains causing plants and animals alike to perish by the thousands. However over tens years later, besides rare pockets of radiation, the pine barrens of the Arklay Mountains are liveable again.
That is why as the black sedan pulled around a narrow bend, a large and familiar mansion greeted them in the distance. With the dark and depressing atmosphere of their surroundings, you would assume that the occupants of the car would feel just as down wouldn't you...wrong, "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus-" As Krauser sang on from the back seat of the sedan, Wesker gripped the steering wheel tighter, his teeth grinding in a futile attempt to halt his rage, while in the passanger seat, Ada put her face in her hands, "The wheels on the bus go round an-" "Shut up, shut the hell up! This isn't a school bus, its a fucking car! So stop singing that God damn song right now!"
Krauser immediatly ceased his singing and Wesker gave a sigh of relief as he again concentrated on the road. The blessed silence sadly only lasted about 30 seconds as Krauser contemplated what Wesker said before smiling, "The wheels on the car go round and-" POW Wesker sighed happily to himself as he went back to his driving while Krauser leaned over to the side unconcious, with a fist print on his face.
It seemed like forever before the black sedan pulled up to the front door of the mansion. Stepping out, Wesker, Ada, and a now concious Krauser walked out, and the marine looked up at the building with an amazed expression, "Wow, this is the Spencer Mansion? Its so big." Wesker only huffed in a response as they walked up to the front doors, "At least this time I don't have cerberuses chasing me through the doors."
As they entered the main hall, Wesker was suprised to see several workers finishing installing the carpets, and and mending a chandellier. As the three looked around a wheelchair came from the main dining hall, "Wesker my boy, over here!" they heard a voice and looked over to see Spencer grinning. Wesker groaned and walked up to the sickly old man, with Ada close behind.
"I wanna thank you so much for voluntering to be the caretaker for the Spencer Mansion" and Wesker's eyes narrowed, "You said this was mandatory." Spencer just laughed, "Mandatory, voluntary its almost the same thing...hey where did the big stupid one go?" Wesker and Ada both turned around simultaniously and realized that Krauser was nowhere to be found, "Krauser?" Ada called out.
Krauser hummed to himself as he threw another dart at the dartboard located in the rec room that held a small bar, piano, and secret passage behind a wall. As he pulled the darts from the board and was about to try again he seemed to lose all hearing in his ears besides a loud ringing that seemed to almost deafen him.
Slowly turning around his eyes widened as in the corner of the room, two young kids dressed in purple dresses with red pendant necklaces stared at him. Both of them had long blonde hair, long white gloves, and were most definatly twins. They stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity, before the twin's eyes widened as Krauser's eyes closed and he started to snore loudly, "Alexia dear sister...did he fall asleep?" The twin on the right could only sigh, "It would seem so dear brother...WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING MY DRESS?!" Alexia screamed as she just realized what her brother was wearing, while Alfred only chuckled awkwardly.
Hearing the door behind them start to open, the twins seemed to disappear into thin air as the door opened and Ada looked in. Seeing Krauser sleeping standing up in front of the dart board, she gave a sigh and woke him up before the two left the room.
The two soon met up with Spencer, and Wesker who had entered the long hallway connected to the dining room. As they went to the right Wesker suddenly paused for a moment and stared at the left end of the hallway. His eyes widened in fear as for a split second he saw the severed head of Kenneth J. Sullivan grinning at him from it's place on the floor, "Weeeesker" it taunted before Wesker rubbed his eyes and the head was gone.
Feeling a hand on his shoulder, Wesker tensed and turned around only for it to be Ada, "Wesker...you ok?" Wesker sighed, "Yeah...yeah i'm fine" he said and followed the group down the hallway. Krauser casually strolled down whistling a simple tune until he heard a voice in his head, 'Its not fair, i'm stuck on this oxygen tank, and this big moron next to me has enough extra air to whistle like a jackass.' Krauser turned to Spencer who was next to him and glared at the man in the wheelchair, "Hey it's not my fault your stuck on that stupid thing, and don't call me a moron gramps!"
Wesker and Ada both raised their eyebrows, "Um...Krauser, Spencer didn't say anything" Ada muttered however Spencer stared up at the marine with shocked eyes, 'He...he read my mind...he must have the shining' "Whats the shining?" Krauser asked out loud and Wesker smacked him on the back of the head, "Shut up Krauser and keep walking."
ONE MONTH LATER
All the workers and Spencer were long gone, leaving only Wesker, Ada, and Krauser to act as caretakers for the next few months. Over the last month Ada took it upon herself to dust most rooms once a week, and cook for the boys. Wesker mindlessly walked from room to room, each one bringing back chilling memories he had long since repressed. Even now he was sitting on an outside balcony in the very seat where Forest Speyer gave up the ghost after being pecked to death by crows. The blonde just stared off into the endless forest of half dead trees, but tensed when he heard a "Caw" and took off for the door.
Out in the courtyard Ada and Krauser decided to take a walk towards the worker's cabins to get some fresh air, and because the mansion surroundings were starting to get boring after a whole month. Inside the mansion Wesker sighed to himself and walked inside the small study on the second floor of the mansion. However he was suprised to see instead of the chess board usually sprawled out on the table, their was a giant replica of the whole mansion grounds. Looking at the courtyard he was shocked to see little minitures of Ada and Krauser walking towards the cabins. This shocked him but what scared him was for a second the minitures of Ada and Krauser turned into Chris and Jill on the night of the mansion incident. He watched as the minitures starting shooting snakes before he rubbed his eyes, twice. Opening them back up again he saw only the chess board that was there before, "Hmn...this fucking place is driving me insane" he muttered and left the room.
TUESDAY
Krauser considered himself one lucky son of a bitch as he road the three-wheeler around the mansion's first floor. He happend to stumble upon this children's toy in the shed of Lisa Trevor's cabin, possibly hers before she was mutated. Riding through the hallway where the cereberuses first broke into the mansion he rode by a small room with the face of Spencer on it. He suddenly felt the need to stop as he stared at the small room, and he remembered the eeriy warning Spencer had bestowed upon him through the shining, 'Don't touch my fucking stuff' he had said, and Krauser knew he was warning him of an omen that was inside that room. The image of the Ashford twins crossed his mind for a second before he jumped on his tric and hauled ass out of there.
Inside the dining room, Wesker listened to the gentle ticking of the grandfather clock as he rapidly typed away on one of the many typewriters spread throughout the mansion. That bastard Spencer had requested bi-monthly reports to be filled out on the mansion's current status. As he began to type about the plumbing he heard two voices behind him, "What is it Barry?" "It's blood...I hope it isn't Chris's." Wesker immediatly turned towards the fireplace to see that nothing was there.
Sighing he leaned back in his chair but jumped slightly as Ada walked into the room, "Um...Wesker...are you ok?" Wesker gave a cheeky crazed grin, "Just dandy Ada, this paperwork has sure put a smile on my face." he said in a mock happy voice and Ada felt hurt, "Oh...i'm sorry Wesker" "Well if your soooory Ada, you won't fucking bother, you'll fucking leave, and you'll fucking stay out of this room while i'm doing my paperwork...is that too much to FUCKING ASK?!" Ada slowly backed to the door, "N-no Wesker...not at all" she whispered and left the room.
THURSDAY
A snow storm seemed to take the 3 residents of the mansion by suprise as they awoke on that cold thursday morning. Currently Ada and Krauser were outside, throwing snowballs at each other and laughing happily. That is until one hit the marine in the eye and Ada consoled him as he wept like a baby in the snow. However inside the attic Wesker stared blankly at the wall, just...staring. His glasses were at his feet as he stared off in his own little world with his cat-like eyes. What he saw however wasn't a blank and dusty wall full of cobwebs. No, what he saw was Richard Aikens being devoured by the giant snake Yawn as Jill cried out helplessly before picking up Richard's shotgun and finishing the creature off. All the while as Wesker stared...just...stared.
SATURDAY
While Ada tried to get an outside line to the mansion, Krauser was busy riding his threewheeler around the mansion multiple times. However as he came upon the long hallway where the cerbersuses break in, he immediatly halted as he stared down the hallway to see the Ashford twins standing next to each other and staring at him, "Come and play with us Krauser..." Krauser's eyebrow raised before he gasped as images of the Ashford twin's bloody bodies crossed his mind. "Forever...and ever...and ever."
Any normal person would turn the other way and flee but Krauser shrugged his shoulders, "Ok...what do you want to play?" The twin's eyes both widened before they turned to each other, "He said yes, what do we do?" Alfred asked, and Alexia cupped her mouth so Krauser wouldn't hear, "I don't know...he was supposed to close his eyes tight and then we dissappear" "Well guys? I'm waiting" Krauser called from his bike.
The Ashford twins groaned awkwardly, "Oh, hey look it's a ball!" Alexia yelled as she pulled out a tennis ball, "Go get the ball boy!" she screamed and threw the ball behind Krauser, who jumped off his bike and ran after it, barking all the way. Alexia took this time to run through the door located behind her, but when Alfred tried it he discovered she had locked it, "Alexia dear sister please let me in!" he yelled as he banged on the door.
The petrefied Alfred turned around to see Krauser beginning to pick up the ball and he frantically looked around the room for a way out. Spotting a window next to him he got a running start and smashed through the window just as Krauser turned around, "I got it-GASP they dissappeared!" he said in a frightened tone before running from the hallway.
MONDAY
Ada and Krauser were lazily lounging around in the main hall of the mansion, bored out of their minds. With a long and heavy sigh Krauser began to rise from his place on the stairs, "This is boring I'm gonna go get my gameboy from the bedroom." Ada seemed a little reluctent, "Ok, but don't wake Wesker...he needs his sleep so he won't be so irritable." Krauser nodded and began to climb the stairs, "You need anything?" Thinking the obvious answer of no, he immediatly haulted when she said the last thing he ever thought she'd say, "Yeah...grab my vibrator...i'm bored." Krauser's face instantly turned red and he darted up the stairs, ignoring Ada's distant laughter.
Slowly opening the bedroom door, Krauser peeked in to see Wesker sitting on the bed staring at the wall, "Um...Wesker i'm just here to get my gameboy" he muttered and without looking at the marine, Wesker waved him over, "Come here for a second Krauser..." Krauser raised an eyebrow but still walked over, but wasn't prepared for when Wesker abruptly yanked the bigger man onto his lap, "You know I love you...right Krauser?" Krauser began to sweat from nervousness, "Um...yeah...I love you too?"
They sat their in an awkward silence for a moment before Krauser looked at Wesker serious, "Wesker...are you going to kill us?" The blonde looked at his friend, "Why no...I would never hurt you...never" he said in a robotic tone as Krauser smiled and began to walk out of the room with gameboy in hand.
With his back turned Wesker pulled his handgun out and aimed it at Krauser's back, "I would neeeeever hurt you Chris" he muttered as he pictured Krauser as Chris Redfield, "...Never hehehe" he chuckled and holstered his gun before continuing to stare at the wall.
WEDNESDAY
Krauser sat on the floor in one of the hallways playing with his toy trucks. However he paused as a tennis ball abruptly bounced in front of him. Thinking it was the Ashfords back to play again he looked up only to see a long empty hallway. Slowly rising from his place on the ground he walked down the long hallway and was suprised to see the Spencer key inside the lock of Spencer's private room, and the door partily creaked open. With caustious steps he pushed open the door and entered the room.
Ada was currently inside the small garden room on the first floor of the mansion. She was happy to see that the fountain was hooked up so that instead of shooting water up in the air, it could also shoot water on the various healing herbs lined up on the shelfs. Suddenly however, screaming caught her ears and she sprinted to the dining room to see Wesker tossing and turning in his sleep from his place on a chair.
Shaking him abruptly he fell to the floor and began to sob, "Oh God Ada it was horrible! I dreamt that I lured a whole group of special forces members into a mansion and had them all killed of for B.O.W combat data!" Ada's eyes widened and she rubbed his back soothingly, "Wesker...are you starting to regret luring the S.T.A.R.S members to their deaths?" Wesker stared at the floor, "I...don't know" he muttered before the doors opened and Krauser walked in, slowly making his way to the two.
As he walked up to them he suddenly fell to his knees and then face down on the ground. Ada frantically ran up to him, before kneeling down and examining his unconcious form. When he saw a large fist print on his chest, where several ribs were fractured, she gasped and looked over at Wesker, "You...you did this to him didn't you?!" Wesker held his hands up defensivly but said nothing as Ada began to drag the marine out of the room, "You son of a bitch!" she yelled before closing the door.
It was later on the night that Wesker feebly stumbled through the courtyard, mumbling almost incoherently to himself as he entered the cabins. In his paranoid state he refused to go into the right hallway in fear that Plant 42 would break through the floor again and lash out at him. Instead he walked into the room straight ahead, and into the large recreational room, with the pool table and lanterns he used for puzzles back in the mansion incident.
Taking a seat at the bar he gave a long sigh before he suddenly gave a wicked grin as he stared ahead of him, "Hello Enrico you old dog you!...A little slow tonight isn't' it?" he laughed as Enrico Marini appeared behind the bar, dressed as a bartender, "What will it be Wesker?" he asked with a sly smirk. Wesker laughed and took of his sunglasses, casually placing them on the bar before looking back up, "Well Enrico i'll take a nice Jack Daniel" he said in a dazed tone while Enrico poured his drink.
Wesker took a big swig and gave a satisfied 'ah', "I like ya Enrico, always have. Your the best damn captain Bravo Team has ever had" he praised before downing the rest of his drink and refilling it. "So how goes things Wesker?" Enrico asked while the blonde lazily swished his drink around in his hand, "Bad Enrico, bad....I never layed a hand on him Enrico, never touched the big oof...but that BITCH...in the red dress, won't ever let me forget what happend!"
Enrico stared intently at the blonde, waiting for him to go on, "Okayyyyyy, so maybe I hit him once...twice...ok like 70 different times but that fucking retard deserved every one of them!" he screamed before taking another sip of his drink. He almost coughed his drink up though as someone screamed his name as they entered the room. Looking behind him he saw Ada run up to him, and when turned around Enrico was gone and the glass in his hand a moment ago was nowhere to be found.
"Oh God Wesker, theres someone in the hotel with us! There is a crazy lady in one of the rooms, shes the one that hurt Krauser!" Wesker just stared at the cowering woman before him for a few seconds, "...Are you out of your fucking mind?" he asked seriously.
While this was going on, over at the Umbrella HQ Spencer sat in his office, overlooking all the employees as they worked away. However an earshattering ringing entered his ears and his pupils dilated as someone linked with him using the shining, 'Hello?...Hello is this thing on?...HELLO?!!!' Spencer screamed in his chair as Krauser yelled into his mind, 'Yes, yes you fucking moron I can hear you!' 'Oh good, so...what are you doing?' 'SIGH Working Krauser is something wrong, the snow storm getting to bad?' 'No no, just wanted to ask you...isn't Lisa Trevor dead?' Spencer's eyes widened, 'Yes, don't you remember she died when the Nemesis's rocket hit her...why?' 'Oh...I think there might be a problem then sir.'
Wesker pushed open the door to Spencer's private office and looked around, not suprised to see that there was no crazy girl that Ada told him about. However he noticed a small note on the table with only one word on it, 'BATHROOM'.
Creeping over to the bathroom on the first floor, the blonde swiftly pushed the door open and looked around the small enclosure. He nearly pissed himself when he saw that the tub was full of dark murky water, the same that encased a zombie back in the mansion incident. Pulling out his handgun he carefully bent down and pulled on the plug, then stepped back. As the water drained while Wesker held the tub at gunpoint, he was certain he could see a form laying at the bottom.
Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the naked form of Jill Valentine slowly began to rise from the tub, a seductful look in her eyes. Wesker was quite taken back as Jill wrapped her slender arms around the blonde and pulled him into a passionate kiss.
Wesker was on cloud 9 as he closed his eyes and kissed back, however a minute later Jill's lips began to feel more cold and rough. He tried to ignore it, however he gasped in suprise as a tenticle licked his cheek and his eyes shot open to come face to 'faces' with Lisa Trevor. Wesker yelled as he took a step back, Lisa giving a horrifying laugh as Wesker darted out of the bathroom and slammed the door.
Heading back to the bedroom, Wesker began to explain to Ada that nothing was in the room, and that the wounds may have been self-inflicted. However what they didn't see was that in the bedroom, Krauser laid in his bed, staring at the wall with his eyes wide open. Every couple of seconds images of a door with words on it. He would then see visions of the elevator leading to the Tyrant lab. A tidal wave of blood was pouring out of the elevator as a deep voice called out, "Blood...I hope it's not Chris's."
Outside the bedroom, things had taken a turn for the worse as Wesker grabbed Ada by the hair, "You two have fucked up my life so far, getting me stuck in a shitty little apartment with you, but mark my words you are not gonna fuck up my life anymore!" he screamed and stormed out of the room, leaving Ada to sob on the couch.
Wesker growled to himself as he stalked through the courtyard towards the cabins, trying to get as much distance between him and 'those' two as possible. However as he entered the cabin he took notice that streamers and balloons were wrapped all around the door leading to the recreation room.
Carefully opening the door he was taken back by soft music being played for a crowd of people, all former workers of the Spencer Mansion. A greeter with long slicked back hair, and blue combat suit smiled at him, "Good evening Mr. Wesker" "Well good evening Mr. Speyer" he greeted happily to Forest Speyer.
Passing by several tables full of scientists and security guards he looked up at the second floor to see Kenneth Sullivan and Joesph Frost playing pool with Richard Aikens and Edward Dewey. Taking a seat at the bar he glanced to his left and growled seductivly at Rebecca Chambers clad in a sexy waitress uniform. The girl just blushed as she walked away, "Oh Mr. Wesker you dog you." Turning in front of him he chuckled as Enrico grinned at him, "What can I say Enrico, I'm a lady's man" "So what'll it be?" "The hair of the cerberus who bit me"
Enrico laughed, "So bourbon on the rocks then?" Wesker gave a cheeky smile, "You got it." Pulling out a paper bill he tried to hand it to Enrico who waved it off, "No charge sir" "No charge" Wesker asked confused, "Your money's no good here sir...literally. Thats a 1861 confederate dollar your trying to give me...how the hell did you get that anyway?" Enrico asked.
Wesker only laughed it off, and grabbed his drink. Taking a greedy swig he stood up from his stool and began to sway to the sound of the music as he passed by several tables of scientists. Just as he was about to go play pool with the other S.T.A.R.S members a waiter accidently bumped into him, leaving stains all over his clothes, "Oh i'm terribly sorry sir!" the man said sadly. Wesker only laughed it off, "No problem Jeevzy" he said playfully and the waiter escorted Wesker into one the bathrooms in the cabin.
While the man was wiping Wesker's clothes Wesker decided to spark up a conversation, "So what do they call you Jeevzy" "Trevor sir." Wesker's eyes widened, "Wait...George Trevor?" The man nodded, "Didn't you help design the Spencer Mansion Mr. Trevor?"
Trevor shook his head, "No I don't believe so sir." Wesker thought for a sec, "You a...married man George?" "Yes sir I have a wife and a daughter" "Oh...and where are they now?" he asked and Trevor just shrugged, "Oh...they're somewhere around I suppose." Wesker smirked, "Mr. Trevor...you WERE the heart of this mansion. Your wife died in an experiment, your daughter became an abomination, and you yourself died of starvation in front of your own grave. YOU were destined to die here Mr. Trevor. A victim of your own design caused by Ozwell E. Spencer."
Trevor silently glared at the blonde, "I beg to differ with you sir but, YOU are the heart of this mansion...and YOU are indeed the one destined to die here. I should know, i've been here forever sir." Wesker and Trevor continued to stare at each other before Trevor went on, "Did you know Mr. Wesker...that your friend Krauser is attemping to bring an outside party here? Yes he is attempting to bring Spencer himself."
Back in the mansion Ada paced frantically in front of the bedroom door, desperatly trying to think of a way to escape this mansion with Krauser. Speaking of which she began to hear noise coming from the bedroom, "Ada like...Ada like!" Krauser began to yell over and over again. Running into the room she began to shake Krauser who continued to stare at the wall from his bed, "Krauser...are you ok?" Suddenly Krauser reached into his pocket and pulled out his Joesph Stalin action figure he got from McDonalds, "Krauser is not here Ms. Wong."
8 A.M
Spencer stared out the window of his private helicoptor as it sped towards the Spencer estate. The pilot told him it would be awhile before they were able to reach the heliport on top of the mansion thanks to the radiation pockets they needed to avoid, "God I hope i'm not too late" he muttered to himself.
Ada slowly opened the large doors to the dining room, a baseball bat securely clutched in her hands. Creeping in she spotted a typewriter located all the way at the end of the long table. As she stalked to it, she made completly sure of her surroundings before looking at the small piece of paper jammed in the typewriter. Her breath caught in her throat as she read the single sentence that was repeated over and over and over.
THIS TYPEWRITER REQUIRES AN INK RIBBON TO SAVE YOUR PROGRESS. WILL YOU SAVE YOUR GAME?
She stared at the page for a minute until she realized there was a whole pile of pages, all with the same sentence over and over again. What she didn't see however was a blonde haired man on the second floor, looking down at her from the balcony. With a sick grin, Wesker jumped off of the balcony and landed on the table right in front of Ada. The Asian woman gasped in fear as she stumbled back, "How do you like it?!" Wesker asked
Ada stumbled back, holding the baseball bat up as a weapon, "What are you doing here Ada?" the Blonde asked, casually strolling along the top of the long table as Ada began to back towards the door. "I...I just wanted to talk" "Ooooook lets talk" Wesker said in a cheerful tone. Ada suddenly bumped up against the dining room door and quickly opened it, backing up into the main hall.
Wesker hopped off the table, and casually strolled out into the main hall, following Ada as she began to back up the main staircase, "Please Wesker" Ada began to whimper. With Wesker's superhuman abilities even the great spy Ada Wong knew she couldn't win, "Please don't hurt us Wesker" "Us?...You mean Krauser? Its always about FUCKING KRAUSER!" he roared before chuckling like a madman, "Just because that overgrown dickhead is sooooo fucking stupid, you treat him nicer then me!" "Please Wesker" Ada begged.
Wesker only grinned, "You really should have saved your progress on that typewriter Ada...you wanna know why?" Wesker asked in low tone as Ada shook her head in terror, "Its because I'm gonna bash your brains in...I'm gonna bash them right THE FUCK in" he said with a grin as they slowly advanced up the stairs.
As they reached the top Wesker began to reach for the bat only to have Ada crack him across the face with it. Wesker's sunglasses fell to the ground in a pile of glass as the blonde stared at the floor. Then he raised his head with a smirk, "Did you reeeeally think that would do the trick? I took iron girders to the head before, did you really think I couldn't handle a silly baseball-" his sentence fell short as the bat in question connected with Wesker's testicles, "-bat" he muttered in a squeaky high-pitched voice before he lost his balance and tumbled down the stairs, unconcious when he hit the bottom.
Wesker groaned to himself as he felt his body being carried along a rough carpet. As his eyes weakly opened he could tell by the ceiling that he was being dragged through the dining room, and into the adjacent hallway. In his daze he could only utter out incoherent parts of words as he was pulled into the small mansion recreation room with the baby-grand piano and secret passage.
The passage was left open when the workers of the estate left so all Ada had to do was pull the blonde inside without going through the trouble of finding music sheets, "A...Ada what are you doing?" Wesker asked in a dazed tone. Ada responded by grabbing the shield emblem off the far corner of the wall and diving through the passgeway as it slammed shut, sealing Wesker inside.
Ada sighed as she sat on one of the barstools, "I'm sorry Wesker. I'll get help, i'll take Krauser to the nearest town and we'll try to find a working phone and get you help." She suddenly tensed as twisted laughter came from behind the wall, "Hahaha, your not going anywhere Ada. I trashed the sedan, there is no way your getting out of here!" he continued his laugh and Ada seemed crestfallen until she thought of something, "Wait...you trashed your own sedan?" "Why yes I-...Aww fuck!!!" he screamed and Ada took this time to leave the room.
4 P.M.
Wesker snored contently from his place propped up against the wall. However that changed as a slight knocking on the wall caused him to come out of his sleep, "Ada?" he asked quietly. "Its Enrico, Mr. Wesker. Enrico Marini. Its seems you are in need of assistance Mr. Wesker. I am here to help you out." Wesker began to laugh maniaclly at the thought of getting free until he heard Enrico begin to slide his hands along the wall, looking for a crease, "Um...how do you open this door Wesker I never went in this room?"
Wesker sighed, "You gotta play Moonlight Sonata on the piano next to you, then it opens up." Enrico gave an 'uh' and Wesker groaned, "Let me guess...musically illiterate?" Enrico gave a chuckle, "Well you know I could just go find Jill or Rebecca to play."
Wesker was furious, "No I don't have the time, look there is a part of the score on the shelf near you, just sound it out!" Things were quiet for a few minutes as Enrico read over the notes. Wesker was about to fall asleep again before he was startled by Enrico's voice, "I got it Mr. Wesker, just sit back and be amazed" he said proudly and began to play. Wesker was amazed at Enrico's piano skills learned after only a short amount of time, but was pretty pissed off for another reason.
As the song came to an end, Enrico panted to himself as he finished up, "PANT PANT So Wesker? What did you think?" "That was great Enrico" Enrico grinned, "Except...I said to play Moonlight Sonata NOT THE HAPPY DAY'S THEME SONG YOU FUCKING MORON!!!"
Back in the second floor bedroom, Ada was taking a much deserved rest on the bed before she had to find a way out of this hellhole. Then seconds later Krauser mindlessly walked in carrying a large butcher knife. However he didn't stab Ada, but instead began to draw on the wall with red crayon while muttering, "Ada like, Ada like."
Ada's eyes fluttered open as the yells of "Ada like!" got louder and she gasped as she saw Krauser looking at her, "What do you mean Krauser? What do I like?!" she asked franitcaly before looking at the crayon on the wall. It didn't say Ada like, it said ADA LLIK. Looking into a nearby mirror she gasped as she saw the crayon's reflexion which said, "KILL ADA."
Outside the door Wesker mumbled to himself after waiting for God knows how long for Jill to show up and play the song for him to get out of there. However it was all worth it now, for he was now in front of the door that contained Ada and Krauser.
Slowly making his way to the handle, his hand gripped the knob tightly and turned it only for it to be locked. Suddenly text appeared at the bottom of his vision,
ITS LOCKED. THERE IS AN ARMOR EMBLEM UNDERNEATH THE KEYHOLE.
Well now sadly poor Wesker would have to go search for the armor key in order to get to his friends...right? "Phfft, screw that" Wesker muttered and brought his fist back before connecting it with the door in a devistating thrust punch, "Heeeres Wesker!" he screamed before getting a face full of mace curtosiy of Ada Wong.
As the blonde screamedi in agony Ada grabbed Krauser's hand and lead the marine out of the room.
On top of the mansion, snow flew off of the heliport from the strong wind created by Spencer's helicoptor as it touched down. Spencer lowered his wheelchair and looked at the pilot, "Keep the blades running, I gotta feeling somethings not right" he yelled to the pilot who nodded in acknowledgement.
Spencer descended down the elevator into the dark halls of the laboratory. Just as he was about to head towards the mansion, red flashing lights caught his eyes and he then heard the familiar female robotic voice come onto the intercom, "10 minutes until self-destruction!" the voice screamed and Spencer wasted no time heading to the self-destruction room.
As he entered the room everything seemed to be quiet dispite the voice constantly echoing through the intercom. Carfeully wheeling towards the abort panel he called out, "Hello?...Hello is anybody here?!" he yelled out. Just as he reached the panel and began to put in the abort code, a pair of cat eyes appeared behind him before a hand was thrust through the old man's chest.
As the man gasped for air, Wesker whispered into his ear, "I said I was going to shove my hand through your chest...and it seems I was finally able to do it" he mocked before Spencer fell out of his chair, dead.
Back at the cabins Ada was in a panic as she looked for Krauser who ran off in a fright as the countdown began. The countdown was now at nine minutes and as she ran past one of the rooms she paused and looked back in. She was agasp to see a man in a Cerberus outift, on his knees in front of a man who looked like Joesph Frost.
Turning a corner she screamed as she came upon Forest Speyer. However he didn't look like he did when Wesker was at the party, but instead like he did after he was killed by crows. He smiled at her with one eye pecked out and several bleeding laserations all over his body. Holding up a drink he joked, "Great party isn't it?" he laughed before she ran the other way and into the recreation room.
She gave yet another shriek as she came upon the party Wesker was at earlier before. However in the places of all the party guests were their zombie counterparts after they were all killed in the mansion incident. They all sat motionless in their chairs or frozen in motion as cobwebs covered their decrepit features before Ada turned and ran out of the cabins.
Running up to the elevator in the fountain that lead to the labratory, she descended to the labs below, praying that Krauser was down their as the timer reached it's 6 minute mark. Exiting from the elevator she began to enter the labs when she looked back just in time to see mountains of blood exiting the elevator as she ran through the door and sealed it behind her.
As she turned a corner a hand came up to her mouth, muffeling a scream. Turning around she saw it was Krauser, "Shh Weskers down here, and after turning on the timer he killed Spencer." Ada began to weep, "What do we do Krauser? My boyfriend is trying to kill us." Krauser thought about it, "Well Spencer had to get here somehow, lets get to the heliport" he whispered and the two began to head towards the port.
As they entered a long hallway a glimmer caught their attention and they looked over to see Wesker holding an axe and grinning at them, "So Chris, and Jill...you think you can make your escape do you?" Krauser and Ada both took a step back, "Please Wesker don't do this!" "Do what Jill?! Keep you from abandoning the rest of the S.T.A.R.S members?! Don't you get it guys?-" he asked as he took a few steps towards his friends, "-We are ALL destined to die in this hellhole. Whether it be from dogs, or crows, or being impaled by a tyrant we all died down here...except for you, Barry, and Rebecca" he muttered as he held the axe up, "But Barry and Rebecca have accepted their fates" he said and for the first time Krauser and Ada could see droplets of blood drip off of the glimmering axe.
"And now it's your turn!" he screamed and began to limp towards his former friends. The limping was due to a combination of both his inability to see very well due to mace and the fact that his balls still hurt like hell. The two turned away and dashed for the heliport but accidentally took a wrong turn and ended up in the Tyrant lab.
The timer reached it's 4 minute mark as the two backed up into a corner of the large tyrant room, bubbling messes of unformed tyrants floating in the murky liquid. Wesker took a couple steps into the room and then began to slowly approach the two, "And this is where are story ends guys" he said in a twisted tone.
As the two backed up against a control panel, Ada's butt connected with a lever and the two watched amazed as a testube behind Wesker drained completly and a giant tyrant punched through the glass. Wesker turned around just in time for him to relive his greatest fear as the tyrant's claw once again found a home through his chest. Ada was in tears as she was being pulled out of the room by Krauser, "Wesker!!!" she cried as the blonde coughed up blood from his position on the floor.
As the two ran into the elevator that led to the heliport Wesker tried to crawl away from the tyrant before his eyes caught sight of a familiar canister, "Well well...so Spencer did get his hands on some Uroboros" Wesker smirked evilly before punching his fist through the canisiter and allowing the Uroboros to consume him once again.
The pilot in the helicoptor tapped his foot nervously as the timer reached it's two minute mark, but turned his head when the elevator doors opened. However it wasn't Spencer who emerged but Ada and Krauser who stumbled over to the helicopter, "We have to get out of here quick!" she yelled and the pilot seemd confused even though his face was covered by his helmet visor , "Where is Spencer?!" he yelled over the blades and they quickly explained it to him before they began to take off from the helipad.
Suddenly the helipad floor burst open, but unlike the mansion incident, it wasn't a tyrant that emerged but the mutated form of Wesker, "CHRIS!!!" He screamed as he tossed his long tenticle hand and wrapped it around the helicoptor's landing gear. Ada and Krauser seemed scared until the pilot threw a large weapon onto their laps, "Quick use it! Destory the monster with it!" he screamed before Ada and Krauser both picked up the rocket launcher and aimed it at their friend.
With tears in both their eyes they pulled the trigger, "Sorry Wesker" they muttered as the rocket flew from the launcher and contacted with Wesker sending him to the ground with scream, Uroboros chunks flying everywhere. As the timer reached 5 seconds Wesker stared up at the helicoptor with tears in his eyes, "My destiny...my...des-" KABOOOOM!!!!"
Up in the helicoptor Krauser hugged Ada tightly as she wept into his chest. The marine began to stroke her hair soothingly before looking at the pilot, "Hey pilot...what airport are we heading to?" he asked when suddenly the pilot turned his head to them and pulled up his helmet's visor revealing a very dead and zombified Brad Vickers, "Why we are heading back to the S.T.A.R.S headquarters located smack dab in the middle of Racoon City!" he yelled cheerfully.
Both Ada and Krauser looked horrified as in the distance, they could see not a giant crater caused by a nuke, but instead a very real Raccoon City. "And we're just in time for the outbreak too, the Nemesis just loooves S.T.A.R.S members" he yelled and Krauser and Ada looked at each other to see that they no longer looked like Ada Wong and Jack Krauser, but instead Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine. As the helicoptor flew towards Racoon City, Chris and Jill gave shrieks of terror as the zombiefied Brad laughed manically.
"Krauser...Krauser?" Ada asked as she shook the marine's unconcious form from the back seat of the sedan. She then gave Wesker a scowl, "You didn't have to hit him so hard for singing you know!" she yelled at the blonde who sighed, "Well that fucking school bus song was annoying!" Krauser's eyes suddenly fluttered open, "Ada!" he yelled happily as he hugged the girl through her seat, "Your you, and i'm not Chris Redfield!" Wesker chuckled at that, "If you were I'd have to kill you" he said cheerfully before being abruptly hugged by the marine, "And Wesker, your not dead!!!"
Wesker yelled as he regained control of the car, "Christ Krauser we almost flew off that cliff because of you!" Krauser just apologized as the Spencer Mansion came into view, "Well we are almost there, then we get to spend forever in that fucking hellhole I thought I escaped. I wonder what it will be like." Krauser only chuckled, "Hehehe I can only imagine."
Inside the main hall of the Spencer Mansion on the second floor, two blonde haired twins stared out a large window as a black sedan pulled up, "They are here dear sister..." "Yes brother...I know" they said before erupting into a twisted laughter.
The scene sets on the cabins as soft ballroom music begins to play. As the scene goes inside the rec room the camera slowly begins to zoom up to a small picture behind the bar. The picture shows a group shot displaying every member of the S.T.A.R.S team in the front row, and in the middle and back rows are every scientist and worker in the Spencer mansion, along with George Trevor who had an arm around his wife he was kissing while having a hand on the shoulder of his daughter Lisa. All the people were wearing formal attire and in the front row center Albert Wesker held a sign up as he grinned happily at the camera along with everyone else, 'Spencer Mansion Annual Ball July 25th, 1998.'
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
Author's Notes: I hope you enjoyed this Shining parody, and I hope you guys aren't pissed that I used the cheap ending of it being a dream, but I couldn't exactly kill off Wesker, and I didn't want Spencer dead (Just yet). Anyway I hope you enjoyed this story and please leave a review if you have the time.