Chibi Red Eyes Black Dragon: Rawwr, rawr rawr rawr...rawr rawr rawr! (Ahhhh, Spring is here at last...and we know what that means!)

(outside)

Yami Tulip-Jin: DIE, PESKY WEEDS! DIIIIEEE! (sounds of ground being pounded by oversized hammer)

Chibi Red Eyes: Rawr, raaawr rawr rawr rawr rawrrrrrr rawr... (No, not Yami TJ working on her Wacky Tabaccy of Doom patch...)

(in another room)

Tulip-Jin: DIE, RABID DUST BUNNIES! DIE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chibi Red Eyes: Rawr rawr rrrrrrrrawwrr rawr rawr... (Not even TJ's spring cleaning frenzy...)

(sounds of multiple explosions)

Chibi Red Eyes: Rawwwwr rawr. (Oh forget it.)

Disclaimer: Zelda and Yugioh NOT owned here!

-

"Where'ya going now, Yuug?" Jou asked his little friend as he was seeing him off from the gate.

"Actually…" Yuugi began.

"No idea whatsoever," Yami chimed in.

"Oh," said Jou, "Well, actually…I think I know someplace you should definitely check out. Up in a cave right by the top of Death Mountain, dere lives dis big fairy. Dey say you can get a wish or something up dere…but watch out 'cause da mountain is real active up by da top."

"Gee, thanks," Yami replied.

Yuugi wasn't too thrilled with the idea, either, but he figured Jou wouldn't send him off on a wild goose chase and so, when he hit the part of the trail that lead the rest of the way up Death Mountain, Yuugi turned off the rolled-flat part and started rock-climbing.

Thankfully, the sun set before he was halfway up, making it a much cooler trip.

"This isn't so bad," Yuugi mentioned when he scrambled to the top of the cliff and found a wide, flat lane leading to the next wall of rock he would have to climb.

"Keep an eye out, Aibou," Yami cautioned as they set forth.

Having learned more than enough about how annoying this volcano could be over the last day or two, Yuugi was more than happy to proceed slowly and cautiously.

Unfortunately…

"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!" Yuugi wailed as he bolted down the flat lane as fast as he could, running with all his might to avoid the rain of semi-melted rock now spewing down on them from the crater.

The volcanic rain only ceased when Yuugi reached the shelter of the next cliff, where the hot rocks wouldn't be able to hit him anyway.

"I have to say," Yami said thoughtfully, "They weren't too far off, naming this place 'Death' Mountain."

"But why is the volcano trying to kill me specifically!" Yuugi demanded.

Since Yami didn't have an answer for that, Yuugi waited until he caught his breath and then started scaling the cliff. It was very flat, but because it was very rough Yuugi found more than enough handholds.

Up top, there was a tiny open area. This was where the only road up Death Mountain ended. Yuugi eyed the extremely close crater suspiciously, but the volcano seemed to have finally given up…for now.

"So, where's this fairy we're supposed to be looking for?" Yami wondered, after they had waited for a while with nothing happening.

"Maybe it says on that sign?" Yuugi wondered.

Sure enough, there was a sign. It was one of those signs shaped like arrows that pointed to whatever they were talking about.

One pointed to a nearby cave - the entrance of which was rippling with heat waves - and said: This way to Death Mountain Crater. No access to secret temple from here. (Shh! It's a secret!)

The other was pointed at a solid rock wall and said: Secret Fairy Fountain located here. (Shhh! It's a secret too!)

-

"Okay, and now we have yet another thing to add to my list of weird signs that I've seen here in Hyrule," Yuugi sighed.

The rock wall was actually a fake rock wall. A bomb took care of it quite easily. The tunnel it revealed was dark at first, but after a few meters Yuugi found the dirt floor had been replaced by tiles. The walls and ceiling were tiled as well.

"Looks like the secret fairy redecorated," Yuugi noted, with approval.

"Sick of underground tunnels, are we?" Yami teased.

Yuugi would have found something truly devastating to say as a comeback, but he was distracted by the glow of light up ahead.

The glow was coming from the vast chamber that the tunnel was leading them to. In the center of the room was a wide, though shallow, pool of water. More water was constantly being pumped up from the bottom and flowed out from the middle and over the sides, where it was drained away.

"Now this is a nice change," Yuugi said, "The only liquid is water and not lava or smoking green poison…"

"…So, how do we get this fairy's attention, Aibou?" Yami asked after another minute.

When they realized that neither of them knew what to do, Yuugi sweat-dropped. Yami growled threatening remarks about Jou under his breath.

Then Yuugi glanced down.

"Hey, look, its that Triforce thing," he said.

"It must be a clue," Yami agreed.

Yuugi pulled out his Ocarina.

"I get the feeling we'll be playing this thing a lot," he thought out loud, before playing 'Zelda's Lullaby' on the theory that it wouldn't hurt.

After he finished, the fairy's fountain was very quiet. Then, with a flash of pink light and a massive splash of water that left Yuugi and Yami completely soaked, the fairy of the fountain appeared. Unlike Yami, she looked like a full-sized person. She had enormous green butterfly wings (ala Fairy's Gift) and was also wearing…

…A Burger World uniform!

"ANZU!" Yuugi yelped.

"Yuugi?" Anzu blinked.

Then she screamed and dove back into the fountain, drenching Yuugi and Yami again.

"Um…Anzu?" Yuugi addressed the waters of the fountain carefully, "Are you all right?"

"No I'm not all right!" her voice came back from the waters, "The holes in the back of the uniform…for my wings…well, the top doesn't quite stay on anymore, okay!"

Having a wonderfully hormonal teenager moment, Yuugi contemplated this idea for a bit.

Then Yami bonked him in the head a couple of times to get the horrible image out of their heads.

During this interval, Anzu apparently took the time to change, because when she reappeared (soaking Yami and Yuugi for the third time in a row) she was wearing the outfit she'd worn during Duelist Kingdom.

"Okay, so…" Anzu began, "What's with the hat, Yuugi?"

"What's with you being a fairy, Anzu?" Yuugi retorted, not too thrilled to be teased AGAIN about his hat.

"Hey!" Yami snapped, "If she's a fairy, and I'm a fairy…why does she just have those wings and I get stuck being a light-bulb, huh!"

"I think its just because I'm a Great Fairy," Anzu said, "So, what's up?"

"Pretty usual, 'save the world' and all," Yuugi sighed, "So, do you grant wishes?"

"Not really," Anzu replied, "But I can make your sword better if you want…or even dry you guys off? Sorry about that splashing by the way…"

Cheerfully accepting the offers, Yuugi was dry and waving his sword around in minutes. Anzu had magically sharpened the blade, which had dulled on the Dodongos' armor, and now it would never grow dull again, or so Anzu claimed anyway.

After mentioning that there was another Fairy Fountain over by Hyrule Castle that they needed to check out, Anzu bid her friends a fond farewell, and then dove back into the fountain…leaving Yuugi and Yami to find their way out, once again soaked with water.