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Chapter 20- Operation Break Out (B.O.)

Bella's POV

"So what do we do?" I asked, looking around at the group.

We all lapsed into silence; Edward staring up at the sky, Jasper at his shoes, and Rosalie at the doors. Suddenly a wicked grin appeared on her face.

"How breakable do you think those door's are?" She asked suddenly. WE all stared at her, wondering if she had forgotten to take her crazy pills or what?

"Um, I'd say since they are made of point twenty five percent metal, three percent glass, and 96 point seventy five percent plastic, pretty breakable." I said with a grin.

"What?" Came from three different voices.

"Oh, and about forty seven point nine percent of statistics are made up on the spot." I said, giggling quietly.

Rosalie and Edward both laughed quietly, but Jasper started roaring with laughter.

"Remember what we talked about, the whole funny verse not funny thing, that wasn't that funny." Rosalie said to Jasper, patting him on the back and shaking her head.

"Sorry, I just got that one." Jasper said with a shrug. I giggled at the strangeness of it all, but then got back to focus.

"Why did you want to know how breakable the doors are?" Edward asked Rosalie after giving Jasper a funny look.

"Because someone left a huge pole thing over there, that doesn't look too heavy, and I thought we could force the doors open." She said, pointing over at a weird, hollow, pole looking long stick thing.

"Just like they did in biblical times," Edward said.

"Exactly," Jasper said.

"Someone is having a smart day." I said under my breath, fully knowing everyone could here.

"Anyway, let's get down to business." Rosalie said.

"Edward, you distract the guards, Bella, Jasper and I will start ramming the doors, ready, break." Rose said.

"Wait, why do I have to distract the people, and what guards?" Edward complained, looking over at the doors, where the only person near them was an employee who looked about fifty, with died red hair and too many peircings to count was smoking.

"Because you are the prettiest," I said with a shrug. Edward grumbled, but didn't say anything more, we all knew he was the prettiest.

"What is the operation called?" Jasper asked.

"What." I asked at the same time Rosalie did.

"You know, operation Valerie the Volvo, a go-go, stuff like that." Jasper explained.

"Wait you were the ones that painted my Volvo pink with the hearts and crap a few weeks ago, I thought that was only Alice?" Edward asked.

"No…" Jasper trailed off, looking away.

"How about operation break in?" I suggested.

"Or break out." Jasper said.

"But we are breaking in, oh smart one." Rosalie said, smaking him on the side of the head. Wow, the Cullen siblings were very… interesting when they were together like this.

"Yes, but if we say operation break out, the initials will be operation B.O." Jasper explained.

"Why would we want our operation to be named operation B.O.?" I asked.

"Because it can," Jasper answered. I sighed, sometimes boys never grew up. Even when they were hundreds of years old…

"OK, Operation B.O., ready to start." Rosalie said, shaking her head in a pitying sort of way.

"Ready, set, GO!" Edward shouted, and we took off. I followed Jasper and Rose towards the pole, and we picked it up- it was actually very light- and sneaked over near the entrance.

We watched as Edward tried to distract the lady, first be telling lame jokes (Knock, knock, whose there, banana, banana who? Knock, knock, whose there, banana who, knock, knock, whose there, banana, banana who? Knock, knock, whose there, orange, orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?)

He finally gave up that after a second strike, (Why didn't the mummy cross the road. Why? He didn't have any guts!) And aimed for taking her cigarette package and throwing it across the road, receiving a few cuss words, and then watching her running to get it, and then he nodded to us, we backed up, and got ready to hit the door.

"Ready, set… GO!" Rosalie, who was at the front, shouted, and we all ran forward. But just as we were about ten feet away from the doors, who walks out but Emmett, wearing a dress, make up, and stiletto heels. We all pause to watch him as he walks out- run way style, and turns around, sticks out his three middle fingers shouting at someone to "Read between the lines" and stalks off.

Yeah, the Cullen siblings were differently a weird bunch…

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