Klugh: YO! Ben! MC Friendly!
Ben: Sup, Klugh.
Klugh: Word life.
Libby: Ben? You're supposed to be in the middle of a round now!
Ben: Bitch be trippin'. It's the break, yo.
Libby: Why are you talking like that.
Ben: Because I'm ghetto. OMFG, THAT RHYMES!!
Klugh: Yeah, whatever. Where's Friendly?
Ben: He's out back, smoking a joint, yo.
Libby: A JOINT?!?
Juliet: Calm yourself down, Libby.
Libby: Aww Julie, you got voted off?
Juliet: Yes, and it's Juliet.
Libby: Don't beat yourself up about it, Julie, there's always next year.
Juliet: I'm not beating myself up about it. And it's JULIET.
Libby: What's up with Julie??
Friendly: Sup, dawwg!
Michael: OMG, it's YOU.
Friendly: Yes, got rid of the beard. But.. -starts to cry-
Klugh: There, there, Tom. It was a nice beard. It was a lovely beard.
Friendly: -Sniff- Will you buy me a new from for christmas?
Klugh: I certainly will. I mean.. yeah, sure dawwg, I'll get right onto that pronto'.
Ben: So what exactly do you plan to do about this uh.. MICHAEL situation. -wink wink nudge nudge-
Michael: Man, I'm right here.
Ben: Fo sho!
Klugh: It all goes down during the final round. We'll plant a bomb, and blow them -lots of profanity- ALL TO HELL!!
Friendly: What? I thought we were shooting them!
Klugh: Agh, whatever you want, Tom.
Friendly: -to Ben- What does Jacob say?
Ben: He says Mikhail is a saint for killing Bea off in episode eleven. Hehe.
Friendly: Lolz.
Klugh: What you pansies yappin' about?
Ben: Nothing.
Klugh: Well, good. Uh, sorry Missy L, no hard feelings and all that but we're going to have to place you in uh, solitary, for a couple of hours. Same goes for you, Michael.
Michael: WHAT? BUT MAAAAAHHHH BOOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!!
Klugh: Yes, yes. Your boy. We know. Juliet, could you see to them please?
-Meanwhile, in a corridor somewhere..-
-Locke is TRACKING. But he's not doing a very good job.-
Locke: Hmm.. boars have been down this way..
Shannon: WAAALTTTT! I JUST SAW HIM! WAAALLLTTTT!
Michael: WAAAALLTTTT!
Shannon: WAAAALLTTTT! Hey, I can WALT way better than you, mister!
Michael: Oh rly? Let's go!
Shannon: WAAAALLLTTTTT!
Michael: WAAAALLLTTTTT!
Sayid: Oh jesus christ.
Locke: Michael, you've been captured by the Others.. so how did you get here?
Michael: Yo bald box maan! How'd you know that?
Locke: I listened to your inner eye.
Sayid: Madtv is love.
Shannon: WAAAALLLTTTT!
Michael: Shan, you know I'm THE best WALT-er on the show, yo!
Shannon: Oh maan'! Are you listenin' to yourself, Mikey? You got as much chance of being the best WALT-er as I do of coming back on the show!
Sayid: Dayyyuuuumm.
Audience: FIGHT! FIGHT!
Michael: Hey, I ain't gotta' hit a woman.
Shannon: WAAAALLLTTTT!
Michael: Oh THAT IS it!
-He throws himself at Shannon-
Sayid: Good, anything to shut her up.. lately it's WALT this and DO YOU SEE HIM that.. she never has any time for me anymore..
Locke: Did the Others go this way?
Sayid: No, I didn't see them.
-Suddenly Klugh and Friendly show up. They are wearing fake beards and hats and funny glasses.-
Klugh: Uhh, my name is.. Klow. I was looking for.. a friend of mine. His name is.. Michael.
Friendly: And my name is.. Tim. Tim Frondly. Have any of you nice Losties seen our friend Mike anywhere?
Sayid: He's right there.
-Klugh and Friendly get Michael off of Shannon.-
Michael: THIS ISN'T OVER! THIS AINT OVER!
Shannon: I could pound your ass into the ground if I wanted to! Hmph!
Klugh: Thank you. Anyway.. bye..
Locke: Goodbye.
-They leave.-
Locke: Well, I guess I'll keep looking..
AN: Short chapter buuuuttt.. next one will be longer. Adios!