A/N It has been so long, I'm sorry! I'll try to write more, but I know I've said that without doing it so I would understand if you didn't believe me this time. But I will try. Hope you like this one anyway, the idea was so random. :3
Dear FanFiction,
You should write a fic. About me. With an iPhone or iPod. Texting someone. And totally screwing up everything because of autocorrect. Seriously. I know it's totally out of character for me, but thats what would make it so friking awesome. And if you do it, be sure to let me know so I can read it.
Don't judge me for this letter. I mean, it's the Dark Lord getting shown by an inanimate object. Wouldn't you want to read that too?
Now get out of my sight and start writing.
-Voldemort
Guys, if you do write something like this, LET ME KNOW. I want to read it! I would but I'm so busy! Hope this chapter is worth a review. :D