High School Trauma
Full Summary: Sakura thought this would be just another boring, average school year. However, the arrival of a few new students makes that quite impossible…
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything related to it, nor any of the brand names for foods/clothes/ect. Only any of the relatively insignificant original characters I might use for filler characters, and maybe a few of the places I may put in here.
-----Key to dialogue-----
"$$" Talking
'$$' Thinking
"$$" Inner-self talking through outer self
'$$' Inner-self thinking
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"Grrr..." Sakura growled as they realized that she and Sasuke were too evenly matched. Sasuke probably wasn't feeling good, or something. Inner Sakura was bouncing off the mental walls in a corner of her mind, closer to breaking free with every passing second.
"Let me at him!" Inner Sakura screeched. Sakura couldn't take it, so she relented, letting her violent and fiesty inner-self take over. Suddenly, Sasuke's eyes got big as Sakura's eyes had twin flames shooting from them and her pout turned into a malicious smirk. She slammed his hand onto the table with a huge burst of strength and jumped up, pumping both fists into the air.
"Hell yeah, baby! In your face, Chicken-hair!"
Sasuke banged his head on the table with frustration, but in his head, he was smirking victoriously. Inner Sakura was out once again! The bell rang a few minutes later. Still smirking inside, Sasuke beat her to the gym doors, holding them open as she went through. She froze two steps out the door and turned back to him with a horrified expression.
"Holy shit!"she yelled. "Who the hell are you, and what have you done with Pretty-boy!" Sasuke raised an eyebrow at her and leaned against the wall with his arms crossed defiantly over his chest.
"Come on, Pinky," he said in a bored tone while shrugging. "Even I am capable of doing something nice every once in a while." She backed away from him, totally freaking out. Her eyes were wide as she spun on her heel and fled from him, quickly dissappearing around the corner.
"...-position, Blue?" Sasuke flipped up the frequency.
"What did you say?" he asked his partners in crime.
"What is your position, Blue?" Neji's voice repeated.
"Hallway, just outside of the gym," he answered.
"Is phase two complete, Blue? Can we proceed to phase three?" Gaara asked.
"Yeah," Sasuke responded. "You're up, White. I trust you're in position?"
"Yes..." Neji hissed. "I'm in position. She's coming. Initiate phase three, men."
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Neji walked towards the exit of the school slowly and whipped around as something pink came rushing towards him. It barreled into him and fell back, landing on it's backside.
"Watch where you're fuckin' standing you fucking retarded- Girly-man!" Sakura looked up at him, shocked. He smirked and held out his hand. "Not you, too! What the hell is wrong with you three shit-heads! Are you shap-shifting aliens, or penguins!" Sakura's eyes widened with realization and she whacked him over the head with her book-laden backpack. "Get away from me, Marshmallow! I'm onto you and your evil marshmallowy ways! Lemme alone!" Sakura ran for home as fast as her legs would carry her. When she's in Inner Sakura mode, that can be pretty damn fast...
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The next morning, Sakura walked in carefully, lifting tables, chairs, and people to check for what she claimed to be 'deadly marshmallow ambush squads'. Finding none, she slowly slid into her seat, glancing cautioslybetween Neji and Sasuke. The gave her their best innocent looks, which only increased her apprehension. As soon as the Brunch bell rang, she practically flew out of the room.
"Red, get ready to enact phase three of plan CHIVALRY," Neji said, smirking at both Gaara and Sasuke, who stood on either side of him.
"Roger," Gaara responded. Just as he was about to go, chills ran down all three boy's spines and they whipped around."ARRGG! Evil Pink Handball! Get it offa me!"
"F... Frisbee..." Neji stammered, covering his head with his forearms.
"RUBBER CHICKEN!" Sasuke yelled. All three boys took off, running down the hallway and going through the first door they saw, slamming it shut behind them. They sighed in releif as three things banged against the thick door. A toilet flushed and all three boys froze, afraid to turn around. A door creaked open, making the color drain from their faces.
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"AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!" a feminin voice screamed as Naruto walked past the girl's bathroom, having been released from detention early. This was, of course, because Ero-sennin, or vice priciple Jiraiya,had something to do. Naruto suspected it had something to do with his next Icha Icha novel, and an all-girlshotspring.He stood outside of the restroom with a stunned expression on his face and his jaw dropped.
SLAP!
"PERVERTS!"
BAM!
"HENTAIS!"
CRASH!
"WOMANIZERS!"
"CRACK!"
Then everything was quiet. After a few minutes, a fuming Sakura stormed past Naruto with an indignant 'hmph!' Several more minutes passed before three very beat up boys pushed their way painfully through the door.
"Hahaha! You guys look like crap!" Naruto taunted in a sing-song voice as he pointed at Neji, Gaara, and Sasuke. The three looked at each other and growled in agreement.
"Shut up, dead-last!" Sasuke rasped before they pounced on the idiotic blonde.
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"N-Naruto-kun!" Hinata gasped as she ran to the uncoscious blonde's side.She'd been staying after school for a week, helping some of the teachers. A black eyes were begining to form, and there were many 'colorful' bruises on his arms and legs. Naruto's leftcheek was split open, and his eyes were swirling. Hanata ranto getthe school nurse, Shizune, to help the poor fox-boy.
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Gomen nasai! I've been really struggling to come up with ideas as of late, and my friend who usually helps me, has not been giving me many inspirational events! I based the Evil Frisbee thing on the evil frisbee that attacked my fiend and I in PE one day, and most of these ideas are inspired by things that happen in my real life.