Sleeping Jashinist

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

"Hidan! Wake up!"

"Nnn?"

"Get. Up. Now" Shikamaru couldn't be bothered to go over to the bed, so he settled with throwing a shoe at Hidan's head.

"Why the fuck did you do that?

"Because, I have something important to tell you"

"For fuck's sake, what?"

"My father's coming home for a couple of days..."

"... That's it?"

"It's really important! He doesn't know about us! I don't know what he'll think either!"

"Your mother doesn't give a fuck"

"Well he might, so try not to be too much of an asshole ok?"

"Fine if you're going to be such a whiny little bitch about it"

"Good... and thanks"

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It was 11, almost time for Shikaku to come home, and Hidan was still in bed. Although he knew how worried Shikamaru was, he was just too lazy to come downstairs.

I'm going to kill that idiot when I see him!

He heard the front door open and froze. His dad hadn't been back for a couple of months and it was always a little awkward when they did meet up.

"Welcome back honey!" Yoshino never felt awkward and rushed out to see her husband.

"It's good to see you too, now can I go sit down? My feet are killing me" Shikamaru ran into the kitchen putting it off. It was too weird, and he couldn't think of how to deal with it. That could also be why Hidan was making himself scarce.

"Need me to get you anything?"

"Tea I guess... and where's Shikamaru?"

"I think he was just in the kitchen" Curse that all knowing woman...

"Hey Shika! I'm home!"

"Coming!" He walked into see his dad relaxing on the sofa. "Hi there dad"

"Good to see you again Shika" You could see where Shikamaru got his looks from when you saw Shikaku. They looked almost exactly the same, aside from the obvious age difference and the scars on his father's face. He insisted he'd gotten them in a bar fight when he was younger, but with him it was hard to tell.

"Same here... Sooo how's work?"

"Not too bad I guess... How about you? How's school?"

"It's the holidays at the moment, so not much going on"

"Really? Wow, time does fly. What's been happening then? And your friends?"

"They've all been fine..."

"We've got wonderful news!" Yoshino was fed up with all the procrastinating so took it into her own hands.

"What's happened?"

"Shikamaru's boyfriend is living with us!"

...At least it saved time I suppose...

"His boyfriend?"

"Yes, his boyfriend Hidan"

"...I see..."

"Is that... ok with you, dad?"

"...So you're... gay?"

"I think so..."

"That's great news!"

"I know isn't it?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, no offence son but we've always had a sneaking suspicion that you... played for the other team"

"... Thanks for that dad" That was exactly the same thing mum said...

"So when do I get to meet him?"

"I'll go get him now"

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"Hidan! What are you doing? I told you my dad was coming!"

"Ehh? Did you? I forgot..." Hidan was sitting, fully clothed on the bed, reading.

"...Is that a book?"

"What's wrong with that?"

"You don't seem the type to enjoy reading"

"Yeah well... fuck you!" He turned bright red, and looked away with a slight pout on his face.

"Are you... nervous?"

"No! Why the fuck would you think that?"

"You don't have to worry though"

"You were fucking worried!"

"I talked to him, and he has the same idea about us as my mother"

"He's fucked in the head too?"

"Most probably. So are you coming down?"

"Might as well..."

When they came downstairs, Yoshino and Shikaku were sitting together on the chair.

"Dad this is Hidan, Hidan this is my dad, Shikaku"

"Good to meet you"

"Whoa! He looks exactly like you! It's fucking creepy!"

"Hidan! Knock it off"

"Haha, it's so true. So how'd you two meet?"

"Oooo yes, I didn't hear much about that!" Both of them were looking eager. It was terrifying.

"Err..." What was the story again? "We met at one of Naru's parties"

"I see... and he's moved in with us?"

"Yeah, he has nowhere else to go so..."

"Well that's not a problem I guess"

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Not much was asked about Hidan's family or anything else, and for most of the day it went well. His dad had a similar personality to Shikamaru, so was equally as lazy and unbothered. There was only one problem when it came to Shikaku...

"So Hidan, fancy a drink?"

"What kind?"

"Maybe that's not a good idea" Shikamaru did not want Hidan getting drunk again, and his dad always went over the top when he did drink.

"It's only a few drinks just chill Shika" He started pulling out beer bottles from the cupboard. "You want any?"

"Me?"

"Come on, I know you all drink, I'm no fool. You might as well have some with your parents around"

"Err... thanks dad"

"Hidan?"

"Fuck yes"

This cannot end well. Yoshino had decided to leave them to it, so it was up to him to make sure the other two didn't do anything stupid. Wishful thinking...

It started out nicely. They all just talked a little, and drank with the TV on in the background. But those two did not appear to understand the meaning of the word 'restraint'.

"You know what Shika" Oh god. "I really do love your mother"

"That's great to know dad"

"Yep. Even when she's being a nagging cow"

"Nice"

"Same about Shika! He's a pissy little bitch too!"

"Knock it off Hidan!"

"Yeah he is so much like his mother sometimes"

"She is obsessed with queers though"

"Haha I know" It felt like he was being laughed at, and it was a little depressing.

At least they're getting on I guess...

"Right, I'm off to bed"

"Awww come on Shika don't be like that, we were just messing around"

"Yeah, don't leave you dick! I love yooouuu" Hidan not only grabbed him, but pulled him over so he was sitting on his lap.

"Let go of me idiot!"

"No!" He was acting like a kid.

"Well I'll leave you two to it; I'm getting up early tomorrow"

"Byyyee old Shikamaru"

"Wait! Don't leave!"

"Have fun~"

"No! You useless old man!"

But he had already gone and Shikamaru was left alone once again with a drunken Hidan.

"Soooo"

"What?"

"Let's do something"

"Only if it involves going to bed, because I need my sleep"

"That sounds fucking awesome!"

"Wait! I didn't mean-"

"Let's go~"

There was no time to protest as he picked him up, and carried him upstairs. Instead of throwing him onto the bed like he'd done earlier, he put him down gently and started kissing him. He started to push Hidan off, but it felt kind of nice so he let him do it for a while. But it was when his hand touched him in a very... private area he decided enough was enough.

"Hidan, stop there!"

"Why?"

"Because..."

"But you're enjoying it. I could tell from the way you were-"

"It's not that... I don't think I'm ready"

"You seem it"

"You're drunk idiot. I don't want my first time to be when one of us is drunk!"

"...Ohhh I get it"

"Good"

"You just look so fuckable"

"Was that supposed to be a compliment?"

"What the fuck else could it be?"

"Fine, but please don't force it"

"I wouldn't, it'll be better if you like it... you might do me some favours anyway"

"Idiot" Hidan still grabbed him and pulled him close.

"Even if you don't want to fuck, I still want to hold you"

"O-ok"

This feels pretty nice anyway...