A/N: Edward owns me, I don't own him, you know the drill :). Thanks for reading!

I had finally escaped the fucking paparazzo when Teddy bit his ass ferociously and he ran away screaming like a little girl. I laughed hard and patted my dog for that one. He had literally bitten the pap's ass.

I went back home, more serene than I had been in days. If I was honest with myself, Tanya's betrayal had mostly hurt my ego and my trust but I wasn't unhappy that she had cheated on me. We had a great physical relationship and I thought we were in love but we weren't. She would never have cheated and I would have been devastated.

My semi good mood was interrupted when my agent Tony called me and I could tell by the sound of his voice that something was wrong.

« Edward, what the fuck were you thinking during the interview with « Premiere » magazine? Are you crazy? »

Shit. The Bella Swan effect.

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