"Who's still inside of the portal?"

"Fa Zheng, Sima Yi, and Dong Zhou."

"Get the first two out."

"I wish it would be that easy. But Sima Yi is not coming out because he knows what will happen to him."

"Then I'll force him out." Takasugi walks off to come back holding a hose, "I'm just doing what I do to the rats at my house." He sprays a large stream of water into the portal and water then started to overflow it and began to pour back out.

"Sima Yi can swim, FYI."

"How can a guy that spends his entire time sitting around know to swim well? It just doesn't make sense."

"The water! It's filling the stage! Turn it off! Sima Yi's not going to flow out of there like a piece of seaweed!"

"Oh fine..." He shuts off the water. "There's always Plan B." Takasugi takes out his phone to press a button. An older man walks out of a light holding a club.

"Your son won't come out of this. He's being a vagina."

"I thought he grown out of that. I'll need to freshen his memory." The older man goes into the portal and a few thuds are heard. Sima Yi flies out of the portal with bruises all over his body.

"Argh... Ah... My spine!" The older man walks out of the portal. "I'm not done yet. Prepare to be castrated."

"Whoa, whoa! Think about this!"

"Hey, hey, hey! He and your daughter-in-law are trying very hard to have a granddaughter for you! Don't you want that?" The older man's face softens. "I've always wanted a daughter... But all I got were eight boys. Fine, he gets off easy."

"Oh, yeah. Um.. this may sound silly... But... I do not know his name..." Izuru acts annoyed, "How could you not know his name and you created his model?"

"Look, all I got was he was an old version of Sima Yi."

"His name is Sima Fang."

"Man, his name sounds cool..." Sima Fang walks by Cao Cao. They both look at each other and yelled out, "WAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZAP!" Everyone in the room froze with a "WTF" face.

"Oh, no! We're not bringing this in here!" Gan Ning decides to yell out, "WAAAAZZZAP!" Takasugi drop kicks him so he flies into the portal. "No! Didn't you hear me?!" Sima Zhao yells out, "WAAAAAAZZZZZZAP!" Zhang Fei yells out, "WAAAAAAAAZZZAP!" Then Ma Dai and Li Dian yell it out, "WAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZAP!" Takasugi then rounds all of them to kick them right into the portal.

"This is really weirding me out! Stop that!"

"It's just so fun to say!"

"Please... That was really annoying when I saw it on-" The portal echoes, "WAAAAAAAAZZZAP!" Takasugi angrily slaps down on the power button to have the portal power down. Cao Cao was about to yell out, but Takasugi presses a button that makes Sima Fang disappear.

"Aw... He was a good friend of mine!"

"Huh, really? Is it family tradition for Caos to be buddies with Simas?"

"Well, Sima Yi was friends with Cao Pi and I. Then Cao Rui. Then it fell apart after he killed Cao Shuang."

"He was pretty incompetent."

"Yes, he was..."

"Now onto the questions. He holds up a paper."

1. To the new characters how does it feel to be out of the plastic?

2. Fa Zheng, what do you think about the other strategiests in shu?

3. Zhu Ran who loves fire more: you or Lu Xun?

All of the Xtreme Legends characters all stretch their arms and legs.

Zhu Ran: "It feels great."

Yu Jin: "We're out of it, that's what matters."

Lu Lingqi: "It was almost too quiet in there, so of course I wanted to get out of that thing."

Chen Gong: "My legs were killing me in that container."

"Oh right, Fa Zheng's still in the-"

"No, I'm not." The camera turns to Fa Zheng sitting on a chair near the portal.

"How did you get here without using the portal?"

"Oh, I did use it. The man in the funny hat threw me out of his house when you weren't looking."

"How do you feel now about now you have broken out of your mannequin?"

"You could have included airholes."

"Why do you need them?! You don't NEED oxygen! You go around alive and well without it! We could send you up to the Moon and you won't die! Anyway, what do you think of the other strategists in Shu?"

"Oh, that's easy. Zhuge Liang's the one with the bacon hat, Pang Tong's the one that has the sombrero and Xu Shu's barely in Shu, so forget him."

"...Bacon hat?"

"That was in DW7, but I just remember that hat since it reminded me of bacon."

"The question's what do you THINK about them."

"Zhuge Liang needs work. He makes too many mistakes. In a way, I kind of don't like him. He needs to keep that Jiang Wei boy on a leash. He's jumping all over the place yelling benevolence. I'm starting to consider whether or not he was a mistake and that he should died back at Tianshui." Zhuge Liang was gritting his teeth at the comments said.

"That's harsh..."

"Well, those Northern Campaigns weren't working out since the funny hat guy keeps kicking their behinds. That hat reminds me of Chibi... Yeah, I'll call him Chibi now."

"Sima Yi is Chibi? How..? Yeah, his hat looks like a boat, but... Here's how he can be called Chibi. Have Huang Gai set him on fire. Now he's Chibi." Lu Xun and Huang Gai walk up next to Sima Yi holding torches.

"DON'T even think about." The two turned around and walked away. "And what does calling me that battle have to do with this?"

"Well, certainly "Battle of Red Cliffs" was too long. Continue."

"Pang Tong is cool. He's not so up-tight like Zhuge Liang. Lounging around drinking and sleeping, I want to do that, but more things rest on my shoulders."

"What about Xu Shu?"

"He just sits there and whines about his mom. He's barely in the Shu story, so what's the point? But nooo, he's whining and whining, and that earns him third place in the popularity poll. I would be a little more impressed if the eyepatch guy were third."

"Xiahou Dun?"

"Yes. At least he deserves it. He kicks butt. He has more achievements."

"I suggest be a little easy on him or else we'll get the hate mail..."

"Needed to get the point across everyone here is thinking about."

"Okay, I suggest you lay low now..." A paper airplane hits him in the ear. "OW!" He grabs it to angrily unfold it.

1. For Bao Sanniang and Guan Yinping: How old do you two think you are supposed to be? (KOEI didn't give you guys a specific age yet...)
2. For Yue Ying: What do you like best about your comrades in Shu? (Something OTHER than benevolence)
3. For Liu Shan: Is Xing Cai a good wife? If you could pick another wife, who would it be?

"They're about 16, 17. Since we don't know their birthdays, we had to guess. Yue Ying, what do you like best about the Shu guys besides your common goals." Yue Ying whispers to him, "Actually, there really isn't anything about them that is... positive... The girls are fine. It is a shame there is not that much information them."

"Hm, I expect that. About the Shu women... Bao Sanniang is fictional, Xing Cai is Koei's OC, and Guan Yinping was a name given to Guan Yu's unnamed daughter. You're the only one that has more historical basis. Liu Shan, do you want another wife?"

"No, Xing Cai is fine. Why would I change her?"

"Because she's a black haired Wang Yuanji."

"Ah, I have another thing in common with Sima Zhao now. Isn't that nice?"

"Not really... Next."

1) Zhao Yun : I've read somewhere that you were killed by your WIFE with a NEEDLE, is that true? Man, you're pitiful...

2) Dong Zhuo, Xu Zhu, Meng Huo : JUMP. CREATE THE BIGGEST EARTHQUAKE IN HISTORY.
3) Lu Lingqi : How about if you locked up in the same room with Diao Chan for a day? I hardly ever saw the two of you interact...

"That sounds like a way for Sima Yi to die, am I right? Huh? Huh?" He raises hand in anticipation for a high-five. He gets nothing and puts his hand back down. "That was bad... Alright, Zhao Yun. You try to answer that."

"That was a fictional story. I mean... who dies from a needle?"

"Well, there's your answer. Dong Zhou will NEVER be here. So stop sending him questions. We all don't like him. But let's see Xu Chu and Meng Huo do it." Xu Chu and Meng Huo jump high up to the ceiling and when they came down, they plant their fists into the ground to create a large shockwave that knocks everything down. The camera zooms out in space and you see Japan moving away from Asia and to the U.S.

"Whoa! I felt Japan moving!"

"I think it did! Look!" Takasugi runs up to the window along with Izuru to see a beach.

"Ooh, a nude beach!"

"Not that! Over there!" A group of busty females and fit muscular men run around on the beach.

"Oh my god! It's the Kardashians , One Direction, Justin Beiber, and Jersey Shore! You two! Put Japan back!" Xu Chu and Meng Huo jump up and created the same shockwave that kicks Japan backwards and has it return to its spot in Asia.

"Haaa... We're back. I rather be next to China's air pollution than to America's celebs."

"Okay, next is for Lu Lingqi."

"I don't know what I'd do if I were locked with her."

"Do you like her...?"

"She's not my mom."

"She could be. You can like her as a girlfriend..."

"No."

"This is like when a kid's parents get divorced, the dad remarries and the kid hates the stepmom. Which is every movie, TV show, manga, anime, video game, or anything all ever. "

"We have no interaction because there is nothing to talk about."

"You have Lu Bu in common." Lu Lingqi ignores him.

"Okay. Next."

I always thought something was up with those mannequins...
1) Jiang Wei, why is it that you value Zhuge Liang's dreams so deeply? And please don't answer "For a world of BENEVOLENCE" or anything like that.
2) Han Dang, you've barely been mentioned! How do you feel not being in the spotlight for once?
3) I think Xu Shu needs more caffeine in his system...
4) Fa Zheng, go make Sima Yi a blanket or something! He seems tense.
5) Yuan Shao, what's your opinion on the other "noble" people here?

Jiang Wei looks around.

"Answer." Jiang Wei pretends to not even hear him.

"Forget it. About Han Dang... I'm really trying for him to get some screentime, but he's... boring... I can't make fun of his baldness..." Han Dang pushes him away from the camera.

"I want to at least get a question, but nooo it's always the attractive people." Takasugi disguises his voice, "Yeah, it's Cao Pi's fault!"

"Yeah, it's that guy's fault! I'm going to beat his pretty face into the ground!" Han Dang runs up to grab Cao Pi's face and bashes it into the stage. You see him get on top of him and just hear punches thrown. "OOF! OW! AH! STOP!"

"Xu Shu does not need the caffeine. He's not gonna use it anyway. Fa Zheng, make Sima Yi a blanket for some reason..." Fa Zheng shrugs and holds up a worn blanket. He walks up to Sima Yi and puts it in his face.

"No! Ew! That has tear stains and drool!"

"Sorry, the previous owner was a bit of a crybaby." Liu Bei runs up to Fa Zheng. "That's my blankie! I've been looking for that!" Liu Bei takes the blanket and runs off.

"Aw, I was hoping to get rid of that..."

"You were about to give me a blanket that your lord touched and cried into!"

"Last is for Yuan Shao. Nobles include the Suns, the Caos, the Lius, the Simas and the Xiahous. Yuan Shao scoffs at the names said, "The Suns are barbarians! The Caos just like to kill everything. The Lius are stupid. The Simas are... actually, I don't know them that well. The Xiahous are just like the Caos."

"You don't know the Simas?"

"I've always thought they were a small family."

"They're richer and smarter than you!"

"Really?! I must stop this!"

"Too late. Jin's here."

"I demand to see the lord of that house!"

"Sima Yi."

"Who?"

"You died before he became the "Mr. I'm so Smarter than You" guy."

"Hm, that explains it."

"We're done! Yes! I'm going to post hater comments online about One Direction and see what happens. And it's on YouTube!" He takes out a laptop. "One Direction... sucks... ass..." A lot of blinks are heard from the laptop. "Whoa! These girls are hardcore! Look at this one."

"U suk! I hop you di u f***ing f*** I wll go to u houze and keel u!"

"Okay, maybe not." Izuru comments, "Why are you doing this?"

"I'm too bored out of my damned mind."

"Go and play a game then."

"What are you, my mom?"

"You're certainly acting like a child. Go play with something or someone."

"Fine, I'm gonna play with this plush." He fiddles with the plush, especially the arms.

"That looks like Cao Pi..."

"No, it's Roy Mustang. I found this plush after raiding a fangirl's house." Cao Pi yells out as he punches Han Dang.

"Oh, now you're getting it, pretty boy!"

"My hand moved on its own!" He dodges the blows quickly and Cao Pi flies up and jump kicks Han Dang.

"Oh no! Did you take a voodoo plush from Zhuge Liang again?"

"No... Why would I do that...? Maybe... No..."

Sorry if I offended anyone with One Direction comment. I have nothing against them, but I don't actually like them myself. Just people I just make fun of out of all of the American celebs.