A Christmas gift. Here you are. :) I can't remember if I've stated previously, but I'm pretty sure I'm going off the movies for this series... unless I get the overwhelming urge to throw book stuff in...
A note on Celeborn's name: I say 'Sally-born' when I say his name instead of 'Kelly-born' how I'm pretty sure it's meant to be pronounced so... deal with it.
A note on Galadriel's name: Ser Galahad, that's all you need to know, really...
Gandalf the Reborn came online.
Gandalf the Reborn joined the convo 'What the Devil is Going on Here?' and added Ser Gala-driel and Sally Born-Sally Dead to the convo.
Gandalf the Reborn: I SHALL DESTROY- Shhhiiii-! Where the devil am I? What the devil is going on here?!
Ser Gala-driel: Apparently Namo decided he didn't want you in his Halls messing things up.
Gandalf the Reborn: A wise choice.
Sally Born-Sally Dead: Oh, indeed. A wise choice indeed, now we're stuck with you… *beat* I-I mean… welcome back, Gandalf! We've missed you so! *innocent smile*
Gandalf the Reborn: Oh, haha, very funny, Celeborn! -_- Just give me some clothes and point me towards Rohan!
Sally Born-Sally Dead: Your wish is my command… Rohan is that way.
Ser Gala-driel: And take these clothes.
Sally Born- Sally Dead: And be on your way.
Gandalf the Reborn: I feel so unwelcome.. *cries*
Gandalf the Reborn left the Convo 'What the Devil is Going on Here?'
Sally Born-Sally Dead: That's because you are!
Ser Gala-driel: That's a bit uncalled for, love…
Sally Born-Sally Dead: He forgot it's my birthday today…
Ser Gala-driel: Oh…
Sally Born-Sally Dead and Ser Gala-driel signed out of the convo.
Merry Christmas and Pippy New Year signed into the group convo 'Trees are actually really angry and I don't know why Legolas dotes upon them?!'
Merry Christmas: I feel like Legolas has given me an inaccurate expectation for trees.
Pippy New Year: Why? Because he made you think they were actually nice and not rib crushing?
Merry Christmas: Yes. Exactly.
I Am An Ent joined the group convo 'Trees are actually really angry and I don't know why Legolas dotes upon them?!'
I Am An Ent: Come now…
Merry Christmas: Oh here we go.
I Am An Ent: Little Orcs…
Pippy New Year: It's a good thing we've still got most of our lives ahead of us, eh, Merry?
I Am An Ent: I've told you…
Merry Christmas: *heavy sigh* Wake me up when he's finished, will you?
I Am An Ent: That I am…
Pippy New Year: Why don't we both just sleep? He HAS to wake us up when we reach Saruman, right?
I Am An Ent: An Ent.
Merry Christmas: Ohh, that's true. Good Day/night to yah then, Mr. Took.
I Am An Ent: I am no…
Pippy New Year: Good Day/night to you, Mr. Brandybuck.
Pippy New Year and Merry Christmas left the group convo.
I Am An Ent: Tree!
I Am An Ent left the group convo.
Obi-Wan, Precious, Smeagol , and Master signed into the Convo 'Gollum is a stinkier stinker than the entire bog!'
Smeagol: That's not very nice, is it Precious?
Precious: No. No it isn't.
Obi-Wan: You have been glaring at me all morning, I don't care if your feelings are hurt. Besides, you're the one who led us into this stinking bog!
Precious: Master asked us to takes him to Mordor.
Smeagol: So we takes him to Mordor!
Precious: And poor Precious must starve while nasty Hobbitses eats their stinky elven bread.
Obi-Wan: You didn't want any. Don't compla… Oh, Master Frodo!
Frodo: *just casu taking a nap in the water, it's cool*
Precious: *exasperated* Stupid Master. *pulls Frodo out* Don't follow the lights!
Frodo: … oh.
Obi-Wan, Precious, Smeagol, and Master signed out of the convo.
The White Wizard, Merry Christmas, Pippy New Year, and I Am An Ent signed into the group convo 'Surprise, mother fudgers! Bet you didn't expect to see me here! :D'
Pippy New Year: Oh, whoa! Whoa, Treebeard! Whoa! You can't just throw Hobbits around like that!
Merry Christmas: Indeed, Hobbits are very delicate creatures, you need to treat them with care and respect… and you need to give them a lot of food…
Pippy New Year: Foooodd…
The White Wizard: Yes, Treebeard, these two are definitely Hobbits.
I Am An Ent: Very well, Young Master Gandalf.
Pippy New Year: GANDALF?! :D
Merry Christmas: Gandalf!
The White Wizard: Well met.
Merry Christmas: *muttering* Comes back from the dead and all he has to say for himself is 'well met' why I oughta…
Pippy New Year: Gandalf! ^_^
The White Wizard: There's much to discuss, I would prefer to do so in person, however, as my iStaff is about to die and I need it to talk to the others… :/ You can't find proper power sources in Fangorn, it's really distressing…
Pippy New Year: I know, Merry and I are almost powerless… our iKnives are down to about 20% battery between the two of them…
The White Wizard: Bugger this place for a lark…
The White Wizard, Pippy New Year, Merry Christmas, and I Am An Ent signed out of the convo.
A note on their devices: Gandalf has an iStaff, Merry and Pippin have iKnives, Frodo has an iRing, Sam has an iSpade, Legolas has an iBow, Gimli has an iAxe, and Aragorn has an iSword. Technology in this Middle-earth is kind of awesome? And comes in all kinds of different shapes and sizes... Don't ask me questions about how all these things work, okay? I don't even have an iphone, so how would I know? :P
(Sauron used to have an iRing, but someone stole it, so now he has an iEye. :P)
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. :D