Frieza looked to his right, where the 'ooking' sound was coming from, and cocked an eyebrow at what he saw.
Cell was currently hopping around, and making the 'ooking' and other monkey related sounds.
"What the fuck?!" the younger Icejin demanded, confused.
Vegeta started laughing, loudly, followed by the others.
"What are you laughing at, monkey?!"
"Your lame plan actually worked...on your partner!" Vegeta answered, trying to hold back his laughter.
It was then that the realization hit Frieza, he had hypnotized Cell into thinking he was a monkey!
"Shit..."
"Uh... Was that part of the play?" Kakarot asked, lost on what was going on.
"No, baka! I, like usual, was right, and those two were up to something! Their sad attempt at hypnotizing was suppose to be used against us, only Cell was the victim!" the prince informed the lower class.
"Isn't it amazing how, even when he's explaining something, Vegeta can still be so arrogant." Raditz sweatdropped.
The other hell mates nodded.
"Shit, this wasn't suppose to happen! The damn monkey's were suppose to be under the hypnosis, not Cell! Shit, and I don't know how to reverse it!" Frieza thought, growling.
"Ook! Ook!" Cell screeched, running over to his partner and jumping on him.
"What the fuck are you doing?! Get off!" Frieza ordered, oblivious that Cell couldn't understand him.
The green villain still wouldn't let go, and wrapped his arms around Frieza's neck.
"You know, if you wanted a pet, there were easier ways to get one." Vegeta snickered, thoroughly amused by the situation.
"Shut it! Now, what the hell do we do with him until I can undo this?!"
"What do you mean 'we'?! Your pea-brained scheme was suppose to be used against Kakarot and I, was it not?"
The Icejin nodded slowly.
"Then why should we be a part in trying to fix it?!"
Instead of answering with words, Frieza decided to give alittle demonstration of why he should help.
Grabbing a banana off the table, the Icejin threw it at Vegeta.
Without thinking, the prince used he reflexes to catch the fruit.
At seeing the banana, Cell jumped off of Frieza and dashed over to the Saiyan.
Before Vegeta had known what hit him, the bio-extract android had tackled the unsuspecting ouji to the ground.
This little event produced a round of snickers from every, that is, excluding the person who got tackled.
Cell, who was currently on top of Vegeta grabbed the fruit and quickly jumped away, ooking happily.
Vegeta stood back up, growling loudly.
"Now you see why, monkey." Frieza said, snickering.
The Saiyan glared, how dare Frieza make a fool of him?!
"I guess the monkey Cell likes you, Vegeta." Kakarrotto commented.
"It was the damn fruit that bastard liked, not me!"
"So, monkey, are you going to help in getting Cell back, or do you want me to get more bananas?"
"I'll help!" the Earth Saiyajin volunteered.
"What about you, Vegeta?"
"Hmph, I will, but the ONLY reason is because the normal Cell is moronic enough, and the monkey's even worse!"
"Now you see why I hate you monkeys."
Vegeta glared. "Watch it."
"So, how are we gonna get Cell back to normal?" Jeice asked, before Vegeta and Frieza got into a fight.
"I don't know, I could see if the book has any way to reverse it."
"What book?" Recoome asked, suspiciously.
"The one I used to learn how to hypnotize, obviously!"
"How did you get on hypnosis, anyway?" Jeice questioned.
"I got it when I left earlier."
"How? Did King Yemma give it to you?"
"Well, actually, I got it from the Other World Games Shop. I told Yemma I needed to get a game for the party."
"Other World Games Shop? Isn't that a creative name..." Raditz commented, flatly.
"I know, all of their names are so general."
"And it's not like they don't have the creative resources..." Nappa added, tilting his head in Kold's direction.
The others nodded.
Frieza cleared his throat. "Now, back to the matter at hand..."
"Oh right, I almost forgot..." Kakarot rubbed the back of his head.
Vegeta shook his head, what had the Saiyan race come to?
Suddenly the ouji got an idea, and he grabbed another banana off the table. "Hey, Kakarot, catch!"
Making the same mistake his fellow Saiyajin did, Goku too, caught the banana.
Cell, once again, saw a piece of fruit and ran towards Goku, jumping in his arms.
"Hmph, how come I got tackled?!" Vegeta demanded.
"Awww, jealous, Vegeta?" Raditz teased.
"Of course not! Why in the hell would I be jealous about something like that?!"
"That's right, why would Veggie be jealous about not being in his arms when I could be?" Kold giggled, creeping everyone out, especially Vegeta.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?! I would rather be turned into a fucking monkey again then have you in my arms!"
"Ook! Ook! Ook!" Cell ooked in content, still in the larger Saiyan's arms.
"What the hell are you doing, Kakarot?"
"I'm petting him!" Goku cheerfully responded. (Bad mental images! lol)
Frustrated, Frieza shot a small ki blast at his former partner, startling him, and causing Cell to hop down.
"Thank you!" A large portion of the hell mates told the Icejin in unison.
Cell, still frightened, took off to the other end of the room, the banana from Kakarot hanging out of his mouth.
Vegeta turned to Frieza, "Now that the monkey's distracted, go figure how to change him back!"
Cell's partner nodded, and went to get the book, mumbling along the way. "Just think, I used to give the orders..."
"Hmph, that was before I could kill you without thinking!"
"Whatever..."
Frieza grabbed the book and began looking through it.
"WHAT?!" Frieza yelled, as he finished the reading.
Everyone gathered aroung the Icejin, "What's wrong?"
"Dammit, we're never going to change Cell back!"
"Why not?" Nappa asked.
"Because, to do so, we have to make a virgin sacrifice..."
"WHAT?!" Everyone, besides Frieza yelled.
Vegeta looked down at his once ruler's book, and smacked himself in the forehead. "Moron!"
"What?"
"That's not a hypnotizing book, that's... Kold's diary?!"
"Huh?" The younger Icejin cocked an eyebrow, and looked at the cover of the book, which indeed said 'Property of Kold'.
Kold blushed, and snatched the diary away.
"Hold on, why the hell does his diary have anything about 'virgin sacrifices' in it?" Jeice wondered, feeling alittle uneasy.
"Are you sure you even wanna know?" Raditz retorted.
"I don't think so..."
"Forget about that moron!" Vegeta snapped, and shoved the correct book in Frieza's face.
"Now, get reading!"
To Be Continued...
A/N: Wow, this chapter was rather...odd! I seriously don't know where any of this came from, and I don't think I wanna know! Oh well, it was fun to write, and I hope fun to read! I think I'm gonna do more hell mates fics after this one, I have a few ideas. Also, the new hell mate(s) won't come out 'til next fic, I wanna try to wrap this one up soon.
Please review, I'd really appreciate it, and thanks to those who have! :)
Okay, don't ask, I found this paper I forgot I wrote, I did it for english, and got perfect! Anyways, since it's about the hell mates, well kinda, I thought I'd share it! We were given a title, and had to write a short article to go with it. Here was mine...
BUGGED! Inmate sues prison for $350,000 -- because guard stepped on his pet roach!
Cell of the HFIL prison is suing it because one of the guards apparently stepped on his pet cockroach Frieza. Cell said that on June 23, Vegeta, the guard who was searching his cell, saw Frieza and squashed him. "How was I suppose to know that insect was his pet?! It's not like you see people walking their pet cockroaches down the street!" Vegeta commented, during an interview. Cell's statement was, "He was like a brother to me, and it's only fair that I be compensated for his death!" Cell has filed for a court date against HFIL, and is suppose to present his case some time in August. If the judge sides with Cell, the HFIL Prison will have to pay him $350,000, enough to cover his bail. The sherif of the prison figures the judge will side with him, "There is no way that we'll have to pay $350,000 just because Vegeta stepped on a cockroach!" was Trunks', the sherif of the HFIL Prisons comment. Well, nobody will know forsure if Cell will get his bail until his case is heard in court...
A/N: Yay, even in school, I keep the hell mate spirit! :)