I do not own any of this, Total Drama is product of Teletoon, and created by Tom McGillis and Jennifer Pertsch. Chris McLean and Chef Hatchet both belong to the aforementioned parties and certainly not me.
Just as the episode before, the screen fades in from black showing the same island from before. Chris McLean is wearing a red toga with a white, poufy trim around the bottom and a Santa cap.
Chris McLean: Last time on Bedrock; ah the holidays, they bring in fond memories of family closeness, fun times sitting beside the fireplace with a nice, warm dinner and a safe, loving environment...Bo-ring! That's why when we had our very first ever TD Holiday Special; we said goodbye to all of the less-than-fun Christmas time activities, and hello to the new and exciting festivities of CHRIS-mas! Activities like: getting stuck in cracks (Dutch pulling Logan's foot out from the crack is shown), face planting (Rickie falling off of a boulder is shown), and of course gift giving...to me! Well, only the losers had to forfeit their presents but luckily for one little brainy nerd I am allergic to. To. A-CHEW! Cats.
[The camera zooms back to Chris, showing Noodles pawing at his leg.]
Chris McLean: Will somebody get this cat out of here!
[Dorothy hurries on-screen, bending over and picking up her plump, orange kitty. Looking up at the host with an apologetic look on her face.]
Dorothy: Sorry Chris! He kind of got away from me, he can be a little curious sometimes. I won't let it happen again!
Chris McLean: Make sure that it doesn't. Or that old expression might come true. Clear?
Dorothy: Crystal...
Chris McLean: *Cheery* Good! Now, 18 campers remain; who will stay the game? And who will be in pain? Will they climb the mountain? Or tumble down the hill? Find out on tonight's CHILLING episode of...Total...Drama...Bedrock!
[Opening intro]: I Wanna Be Famous plays as the camera follows a rail, narrowly avoiding Chris, and zooming down a Cliffside, and down into the water. In the water we see Robert swimming underwater, his muscled legs frog kicking his way through the lake. The camera rises up through the water to show Logan and Zelda sitting on a rock not too far off into the distance, Zelda raises her hand, pointing at a cloud. Suddenly, Dutch jumps from above, landing behind the two and scaring them into the water. The bigger boy points at the two, laughing his lungs away. The camera pans away from the lake, moving to show Marina and Corey racing one-another on a pair of animatronic Galimimus', Leon and Ruby are shown sitting back-to-back grumpily on a stump while Anistasia sings a song to cheer both of them up. Marina and Corey's Galimimus' knock the performing girl down, and into Leon's arms, the two of them blush heavily before looking away from one another. Moving onward, the camera zooms in to this season's "mess hall" which resembles a cave. Inside the mess hall, Gina is seen, patting Anthony's back in support as Chef Hatchet cracks a giant, spotted dinosaur egg over the two teenager's heads; snickering with his classic creepy Chef grin. Going through the window, Michael can be seen shirtless, doing modeling poses as Lilly, Tatiana, and Dorothy, ogle him, swooning. Sally can be seen not too far off in the distance, crying into her palms before a hand rests on her shoulder. She looks up and behind her, seeing Randal looking down at her with a smile; she herself smiles back at him. Further into the woods, Tocho bandages up the leg of a raccoon; before Andrew falls out of the tree that is beside them. His actions accidentally scare the animal into attacking the two boys. Both Tocho and Andrew run away from the raccoon, accidentally knocking over Sasha. The camera scans the island's beach, showing Rickie, Daniel, and Serena relaxing in fold-out chairs before Sandra dumps a bucket of sand on Daniel's head, befuddling the boy. A Tyrannosaurus enters the scene and scares all four off-screen. The camera finally settles at the campfire ceremony, all contestants, and Chris, whistling the opening theme.]
[When the scene fades in, the interior of the Dodo cave is shown. The camera is zoomed in on the image of Robert lying down on his bed, arms behind his head in relaxation. As the scene begins to pan out, Tocho and Andrew can be seen sitting on their respective beds; the former shooting daggers in the direction of the skater.]
Andrew: Man is you going to let this grudge go? It really isn't healthy.
Tocho: No Andy...I will not.
Andrew: Tocho, friend, isn't there some tranquility saying in your culture or something? It doesn't really seem peaceful to want to harm somebody this bad.
Tocho: There is no such saying in my tribe Andy; I am set on what I am going to do to that traitor.
Andrew: Come on buddy...
Tocho: I told you not to call me that Andy! *Stands up* I am going for air.
[The wind-walker storms out of the cave, leaving the farm boy in his place. Andrew lies back on the bed, tipping his hat over his eyes. The camera follows Tocho out as he walks about a mile from the cave and to his boulder. The native boy sits cross-legged on the rock and closes his eyes in meditation. Out of nowhere a large burlap sack appears from off-screen and encases Tocho, who in-turn lets out a muffled yell. The screen shifts over to show the exterior of the Raptor cave. Rickie and Marina are the only campers still inside. Marina is on her bed, reading a health magazine while Rickie is on the bed next to hers and ripping the pages out of a book. Marina looks over at the surfer, visually annoyed by the noise he is making.]
Marina: Will you stop doing that? Some of us are trying to, you know, actually READ what we're holding.
Rickie: Huh? Oh sorry, I just can't stand this book. I know Chris had to have given this as a consolation gift just to spite me.
Marina: Just consider yourself lucky Chris even gave you a consolation gift in the first place. Personally I think he was right to keep you from getting any higher than you already are.
Rickie: *Eye roll* Oh come on, it could very easily have been a joke from my parents. They know I left all of my Kush back home. Although if I did have some I could use these useless pages for something, if you catch my drift.
Marina: *Shocked* I don't want to catch anything you have Stoner!
[Marina sets herself at ease, smiling at the boy.]
Marina: What book is that anyway?
Rickie: *Scoff* Ugh, it's Harry Potter.
Marina: Really now? Humph, I thought someone with as burnt out of a mind, as you would love something as 'trippy' as Harry Potter.
Rickie: Oh "Ha-ha" Marina, for your information my mind isn't THAT gone. I honestly don't see how anyone can enjoy these books; they're more boring than watching Chef and Chris go on a date...and half as disturbing.
Marina: Ugh why did you have to burn that image into my head? But I understand what you mean. I can't stand anything fantasy-related, the way I see it, and it's really just one big insult to anyone who has actually had to work for something. You don't just get anything you want out of life by waving a wand and wishing for it.
[Rickie sits up straight, tossing the book on the ground.]
Rickie: True dat. But I just don't like 'em because they're boring.
Marina: *Eye roll* you seriously have a simple way of seeing things Rick.
[The Overachiever stands up and straightens her clothing before turning around to face Rickie.]
Marina: As much as I would love to continue this conversation, I'm going to go get some breakfast. *Smirk* See ya later Surf Trash.
Rickie: Right back at ya' Queenie.
[As Marina walks out of the room, Rickie leans over to pick the book back off of the ground.]
Rickie: Ah, what a woman.
[Rickie leans back on his bed, continuing to scroll through the book and tear out pages. Just as he rips off his first new page, a burlap sack appears from off-screen and encapsulates the surfer. As the screen fades to black the only thing heard is Rickie's ear-splitting scream. The camera fades back in on the interior of the Mess hall; the seating is the same as the episode before. As if on cue, Chris and Chef stroll into the building, holding rolls of paper.]
Chris McLean: Good morning kids! Ready for a nice, fun-filled day of relaxation?
Andrew: Are you serious Chris? That sounds mighty delightful.
Sandra: It's Chris, he's obviously lying; bumpkin
Chris McLean: Well someone definitely woke up on the wrong side of the bedrock. Heh-heh, get it? Because you sleep on bed make of rocks? Ha!
Marina: *Eye roll* Cute.
Leon: Not saying that listening to you two ass-clown's banter isn't fun and everything, but can we just get on with whatever today's challenge is gonna be so we can hurry up and cut the slack off our team?
[Leon narrows his eyes in Logan's direction as he says this, his gesture catching the eye of Marina; who is sitting across from him.]
*Confession Cam*
Marina: So with the revelation that Tatiana has actually been working with Sandra this whole time, I seem to have lost another potential member of my alliance. Looking at our odds now, this means that Sandra still has an advantage over me.
[Marina holds up a chart that has been split into two sides: One with a trophy and gold medal on it while the other a hypodermic needle and a "Loser" hand-sign on it. Both sides have names under the drawings:
Medal Needle
Me Sandra
Rickie Dutch?
Dutch? Tatiana
Logan
Daniel
Both Sandra and Tatiana's names have little red circles drawn furiously around them while Daniel's has a red line drawn through it.]
Marina: So as you can see, my alliance is struggling a little bit. But don't think that means we're out of the running just yet! Just like a phoenix we are going to rise from the ashes and take down that lowlife train wreck's team in a flash! Now don't get me wrong, I know things don't look that bright but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. I don't know where Dutch lies yet...guess I'm just going to have to keep a close watch on him. Leon seems to have thoroughly scared Logan into staying with Dutch at all times so he's likely a bust.
Normally I would try and take out Leon to gain Logan's trust...but Anistasia still seems to be pretty keen on the freak. Maybe If I can gain Leon's trust by getting Logan out it would sway her to vote with us. Even if Dutch turns out to be a liar that still gives me an advantage of 4-3 over Sandra. And I like those odds. *Smirk*
Sandra: So apparently Tatiana has been helping that cunt Marina this whole goddamn time...*Sigh* How could I have been so stupid? No matter...I know what I must do. *Gets in the camera's close-up view* Tatiana you little whore...You are going to regret this! You hear me? You are going to pay!
*End Confession Cam*
Chris McLean: Not feeling so confident Leon? Do those pills control your cajones too? Ha! Now back to business. As you may have noticed, we are short a few campers; more on that right now. See we've gone through the trouble of collecting two important campers from each team and stowed them away in an undisclosed location, and by we I mean our unpaid interns.
[The camera pans over to Jody and Rodger who are disposing of their burlap sacks.] Both teams look around and Corey's jaw drops.]
Corey: Oh damn! Where's Tocho?
Serena: Wait, is that why Dorothy isn't here?!
Leon: Very observant of you *Eye roll* Guess that explains why Baja Fresh and Queen Bitch aren't here right?
Marina: So let me guess, you kidnapped our teammates, and now we have to go rescue them?
Chris McLean: Y-yeah, how did you?
Marina: It's not that hard to figure out Chris, you do something like this almost every season.
Chris McLean: Fair enough, well since you Raptors won our last elimination challenge you will be allowed a ten-minute head start.
[All of the Raptors cheer.]
Chris McLean: Dorothy and Rickie have each been hidden on mountains at different areas of the island, meanwhile Tocho and Tatiana are hidden in the tallest trees on the island.
Robert: Awesome, well can we just go ahead and start already?
Chris McLean: Sure thing, I can't help but feel like I'm forgetting something.
Sandra: Eh, it's nothing. Let's go!
[With that, both teams set off to find their kidnapped teammate. Sandra, Dutch, and Logan heading in the direction of Tatiana. Marina, Randal, Leon, and Anistasia heading for Rickie. Sasha, Ruby, Robert and Anthony going the direction of Tocho, and a Corey, Serena, and Anthony powerhouse heading the way of Dorothy.]
Chris McLean: Oh now I remember. Looks around to see that everyone has left Ha, never-mind. They'll find out soon enough.
Commercial Break
[The screen shows the image of a black frame; loud, ominous music can be heard throughout the background.]
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[The two-silhouetted figures of Chad Hicks and Keith Oliver are shown standing ominously behind the planet earth with red eyes and evil grins.]
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End Commercial Break
[When the screen returns to normal, the camera is following the Rickie rescue party. Marina and Randal, being the more athletically superior are far off ahead while Anistasia and Leon are farther back, pacing themselves.]
Anistasia: Hey Leon, I've been meaning to ask you something.
Leon: *Sigh* okay, shoot.
Anistasia: Well I've been wondering, about the gift your parents gave you.
[The Schitzo stops dead in his tracks, setting his arms down by his side and looking over at the Actress.]
Leon: What about it?
Anistasia: Well there's no easy way to say this, and I know you will probably get mad at me for asking, but after seeing the picture they sent you I've been wondering if they're really as bad as you have been making them out to be. It doesn't make sense that they'd send something so sweet if they hated you that much. Make sense?
Confession Cam
Anistasia: I know it might seem a little harsh to call Leon on his story, but there really is a limit to how much mystery a girl can take before she has to go for the answers herself.
…
Leon: *Sigh* and I thought Ani was one of the smart ones..
End Confession Cam
Leon: What exactly did you not understand about what I told you before? These people are very manipulative and terrible, they're probably just using my time on TV for their own personal 15 minutes of fame.
Anistasia: I know that's how it must feel…but are you sure they're really all that bad of people Leon? I mean they have put up with you for 17 years now.
[At this statement, Leon stops dead in his tracks, staring at Anistasia with an expression of hurt that has been gilded in offense.]
Leon: Put up with me?
Anistasia: You know I didn't mean it like that.
Leon: No Anistasia I don't know that. I told you what they have personally told me themselves: They hate me, I'm a waste of their vile baby juices to them. Why the Hell would I lie to you about them?!
Anistasia: Leon…please calm down. I did not say you were lying…merely that maybe you were being a little too harsh towards your parents.
Leon: Whatever. Look, I told you everything I they have told me at one point or another. If you don't want to believe the truth then that is your hang up, but don't you dare call me a liar.
Anistasia: Stop right there Leon, I did not call you a liar. I just want to understand the situation better, understand you better. I really want to be friends with you Leon, but in order to do that we need to trust one-another. I trust you already…but I can't help but want to know the full story about your past; to see things from all points of view. To do the thing that no one has been willing to do for you for all of these years, but in order to do that you need to let me in. Can you please just tell me a little more about where you are coming from? Why you feel your family hates you, why they hate you in the first place, for reasons other than what they have told you in arguments…Please Leon?
Leon: *Sigh* You just don't get it Ani, this is incredibly difficult for me to do. Look at it from my side, my life, my illness, I can't have a normal life or a normal friendship so what is the point of letting people in?! Hell someone I thought was a good friend just stabbed me in the back in the worst possible way! I don't mean to yell at you…but it really isn't easy for me.
Anistasia: But life isn't supposed to be easy Leon, I'm still not quite sure why Logan did what he did…but that doesn't mean that it's impossible for you to find friendship. All I want is to help you and prove that happiness really does exist in life…I trust that you have told me the truth; I just want to know a little bit more is all. Can you please at the very least promise me that?
[The Schitzo sighs once more, looking conflicted before glancing at the actress. He turns from her and begins to shuffle his feet after the two athletes.]
Leon: I don't know…Maybe. Please give me some time to think, I really do want to tell you…I just..yeah. Look I'll probably tell you after the challenge, I just need to think it over for a bit.
[With that, Leon walks onward, leaving Anistasia to think for a moment before deciding to join him. As the two walk off-screen, the camera switches to focus on the Tocho group: Sasha, Anthony, Robert, and Ruby. The teens are heading in the direction of the tallest tree on the eastern side of the island.]
Sasha: See, I told you guys east was the way to go. Now where is that tree again?
Anthony: I don't know…maybe it's further on in the woods, Chris wouldn't likely have it be in plain sight. Hey, speaking of Chris, what do you guys think he was going to tell us?
Ruby: Does it matter? Anything that comes out of his mouth is bound to be a lie anyway. Besides, if there actually is something he didn't tell us we can pretty much guess that it is going to be dangerous. Why spoil the surprise with some weird handicap he'd give us.
Anthony: Fair enough.
Ruby: I'm just glad he placed me in a group away from that creep Andrew.
Sasha: Oh you know you don't mean that
Ruby: What the Hell are you talking about?
Sasha: *Sigh* Nothing.
Ruby: No, tell me what you mean.
Sasha: All I'm saying is that I think you like that boy a little more than you let on.
Ruby: LIKE?! Where in the Hell did you get that from? That disgusting little creep cursed me with those pictures!
Sasha: Yeah, after he romantically taught you how to ride a horse. Your face was redder than Tocho's ass in his pics; speaking of which I don't see anything wrong with those photos, I think they're actually pretty nice.
[Ruby stands there, shocked before angrily throwing a picture at Sasha and storming off.]
Ruby: If you like them so much, you take it!
[Anthony looks over to Sasha, his face a little contorted out of shock.]
Anthony: What did she throw at you?
Sasha: Looks to be one of the pictures from before…
Anthony: But I thought she threw all of them back at Andrew after she…you know.
Sasha: She held onto this one…*Smirk* I knew she liked him.
[Sasha and Anthony continue down their path while Robert stands back, analyzing the scene.]
*Confession Cam*
Robert: God Dammit! Ugh that pervy chick is right, Ruby still doesn't hate Andrew yet. Hell, Sasha actually likes Tocho even better than she did before! Even after I tried convincing the two of them of their boyfriends' guilt…Ugh there has got to be a better way to handle this…Wait, I have got an idea!
*End Confession Cam*
[Ruby walks through the forest, looking around nervously before sitting down in front of a stream. The albino picks a few rocks up into her hand, gazing down into the water and at her reflection. For a moment, the girl looking back at Ruby from the water has a warm smile, honey-chestnut hair, light, naturally tanned skin, sage green eyes, and the most lusciously plump lips. After a few seconds of staring into the reflection-girl's eyes, Ruby screams and fiercely throws the rocks into the water.]
Ruby: Fucking life!
[A sound of rustling bushes can be heard behind her; Ruby whips her head to look behind her and investigate the source of the sound. The tall, intimidating form of Robert can be seen walking towards the girl, arms raised in surrender.]
Robert: Hey Ruby, is something wrong I heard you shriek?
Ruby: Mind your own business Robert, I'm fine; and I didn't shriek.
Robert: Fair enough, say, I don't think I had a chance to tell you this earlier, but you look absolutely stunning today.
Ruby: *Eye roll* Can it skater, what do you want?
[The tall boy appears to be taken aback by her lack of interest in his flirtation, but carries on with a smirk.]
Robert: I was just wondering if you had a chance to think over the proposition I extended your way a few days ago.
Ruby: The alliance?
Robert: Yes, I mean the alliance.
Ruby: Not interested.
Robert: Oh, but why not? I thought you'd the farm boy gone after what he did to you.
Ruby: No, I just don't care what happens to him. If I wanted him gone that would mean I gave a fuck about him.
Robert: Fair enough, you don't have to care about him, but what about what he did? Don't you think he deserves some form of punishment for that?
Ruby: I already kicked his filthy stick for what he did to me Robert, I just don't want to think about him at all. Wait a second, why do you care about him so much suddenly?
Robert: I only want him gone because of what he did to you, and what his friends tried to do to Sasha. Tocho obviously got what he wanted from it, but I'm pretty sure Andrew expected you to act in a similar fashion.
Ruby: And? You're not really telling me anything I couldn't already figure out.
Robert: Well my mother raised me to be a gentleman, and it's not right to treat a girl like that.
Ruby: It's also not very gentlemanlike to betray a girl by unloading a cannon of eggs of her plane.
[Robert is once again taken aback, shocked at what little progress his flirting has made.]
Robert: Right…well she was a poison to our team and needed to go. She even made me intimidate poor Anthony. That's why I want Andrew and his little crew gone: they're manipulative, they're ruthless, and they're going to be the death of our team.
[Ruby pauses, mulling this over for a bit. Just as she is about to speak the sound of rustling can be heard again behind them. Out of the brush steps Anthony and Sasha, both looking very unsure.]
Sasha: How do you know this Robert?
Robert: Because I…I helped them. But I swear I didn't plan for it to go the way it did. Andrew came to me with a proposition: help he, Corey, and Tocho execute a plan, and they would ensure I make it into the merge. Andrew told me that he had been getting closer and closer to Ruby and that it would be impossible for the plan to fail with the information he had gathered. The plan was for him to use the things that freak Ruby here out to cause you to breakdown or even rampage on the rest of you; securing that she would go home as well, and against my better judgment, I stupidly agreed.
Sasha: That doesn't make sense, Tocho has been telling me things that he would never tell anyone else, even Corey seems to genuinely like Dorothy, so why would they betray us like that?
Robert: *Sigh* That's just the thing, I don't think those two are faking their feelings. In fact, I think they were just going along with Andrew's plan because he has dirt on them. He really isn't as good a guy as he leads on.
Ruby: N-no…That can't be true. Andrew may be a pig but he wouldn't do that!
Robert: *Smirk* What's the matter? I thought you didn't care about him.
Ruby: I-I don't…I mean. Gah I don't know!
[And with that Ruby storms off yet again. Sasha and Anthony look at the skater, trying to determine the validity of his claims.]
Sasha: I-I don't know…Can we please have a bit more time to thing about it?
Robert: I suppose so…just please don't take too long, I'm getting the feeling that they already know that I'm not on their side and I really don't want to get voted out. Just promise me this, you will not mention any of this to Tocho when we rescue him. He seems to be the most loyal to Andrew since Corey backed out of their plan.
Anthony: Deal…
Confession Cam
Sasha: I don't know what to say…nothing he said makes any sense, but I don't see any reason he would have made it up. All I know is that it definitely seems suspicious…I will need to keep a closer eye on that kid.
…
Anthony: Of course I don't believe a word he said, but if I were to speak up against him right then I know he'd have found some way to get me out. I can't believe he seriously tried to weasel his way out of forcing me to vote for Gina back in episode 2.
…
Ruby: God I am so sick of boys! First Andrew kisses Lindsay, not that I cared, and now Robert tells me that he never liked me to begin with?! God why couldn't I have been born a lesbian? *Eyes widen* Ugh…why do I even care about that farm trash anyway? It's just…I don't even know anymore.
…
Robert: Two words: Mission accomplished. Booyah!
End Confession Cam
[The teens continue to walk until the camera pans over to the Dorothy rescue party, who are now reaching the top of their mountain.]
Corey: Ha! I knew this would be cake! I don't know what Chris forgot to tell us, but either way it looks like we're gonna make it worry-free.
Andrew: Dude I know we're almost there but could you please not jinx us? I really wanna make it out of here in one piece.
Serena: He's right Core, Chris may not be the nicest guy in the world, but when it comes to dangerous tasks he typically brings his A-game.
Corey: Yeah yeah, what's the worst that could happen?
[Suddenly a loud screech is heard off-screen, the teens look to their right and see a large pterodactyl robot flying their way. The trio duck down just as the animatronic reptile is about to knock them off with its wings.]
Serena: I'd say that might be a clue!
Andrew: Run!
[As the three kids run faster up the mountain, the screen pans out to show Chris standing at the base.]
Chris McLean: Ha! Told 'em not to go. *Raises megaphone* That's what I wanted to warn you about! See, each of your teammates have been stowed away in a pterodactyl nest! Throwback to Season 3's Condor Challenge if you will! Be careful, she's mighty ornery on account of Chef controlling her. Not only that, but she's very protective of her nest, especially from intruders trying to kidnap 'her young' i.e.: your teammates!
[The scene fades back to show Corey, Andrew, and Serena all dive rolling across the pathway, until they finally reach the top. Just as the three are about to step on the highest platform, the pterodactyl zooms back and knocks Serena off of the mountain. The two boys double take between Serena hanging off of the Cliffside, and Dorothy sitting tied up and gagged in the center of the nest. Corey looks over to Serena one last time before dashing over to Dorothy.]
Corey: Sorry Rena!
Andrew: Dude, what the Hell?
[Andrew runs in the opposite direction and leans over the side to help Serena up. Just as their hands clasp together, the pterodactyl swings by again, this time knocking both teens over the edge, where they fall into a bush below.]
Andrew and Serena: Ah, I'm okay!
[Corey continues his dash towards Dorothy and hastily unties her restraints and loosens her gag, holding her in his arms.]
Corey: Dorothy, are you okay? Speak to me.
Dorothy: *Groggily* Y-yeah, I'm okay. What happened? Last thing I remember I was playing with Noodles in the cave and now I'm…where am I?
Corey: You're on top of a mountain Dor, today's challenge required us to rescue you and Tocho.
Dorothy: I think I heard Serena and…Andrew. Where are they?
Corey: Um..well..they sort of stuck behind while I rushed to save you. They were knocked off by a…
[Before Corey can finish his sentence, he and Dorothy are scooped into the mouth of an animatronic pterodactyl, which proceeds to carry the two of them to ground-level.]
Dorothy: Ahhhh!
[Corey places his arms around the small, frail girl and looks her deep in her eyes.]
Corey: Don't worry emerald-eyes; I've got you.
Confession Cam
Dorothy: Eeeeeek! Did you see how amazing Corey was?! He acted stoic, brave, and so heroic! Oh my gosh it was just like a fairy tale! *Sigh* my knight in shining armor.
End Confession Cam
[Dorothy looks up at Corey, eyes wide with amazement as she cuddles into his chest, sighing happily. As the pterodactyl soars through the air, the camera zooms down below it to show Rickie's rescue party doing battle with a pterodactyl of their own. Leon and Marina are positioned behind a boulder while Randal and Anistasia are distracting the mechanical beast.]
Marina: Okay Leon, when I say go you are going to run to the other side of the nest and grab Rickie's legs; I on the other hand will make a beeline straight ahead and grab his torso. Then we just bring him back here. The show isn't going to risk flying their expensive machinery into a set of boulders, especially with Chris' hot tub out of commission.
Leon: Riiiiiiight, totally gonna work.
Marina: Oh just do it Leon.
Leon: Right, I'm on it, I'm on it.
[Leon stands up from behind the boulder and is immediately sent flying over the edge of the cliff by a speeding pterodactyl.]
Leon: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
[Seeing this, Anistasia dashes to the Cliffside to help the Schitzo up. Marina slams her face into her palm before shaking her head.]
Marina: Great, looks like it's just Crybaby and I. Hey Randal, try to keep the thing occupied like we planned!
Randal: I-it's a lot harder than it looks!
Marina: Ugh okay, one, two, three!
[With that, Marina charges across the mountaintop in a beeline formation, stopping when she reaches the ginger surfer. Having finished untying him, Marina helps the boy to stand; allowing him to regain his footing.]
Rickie: Wow, that has got to be the worst encounter with bad rope I have ever had, and I bought some from teachers before.
[Marina punches him in the arm for his drug reference before giving him a tight squeezing hug, red-faced.]
Marina: Next time, don't be such a weakling to get caught okay?
Rickie: *Hugging back* Glad to see you missed me too.
[The two hold their place for what seems like hours before they are interrupted by a familiar voice. They look over to see Randal sitting in the mouth of a Pterodactyl.]
Randal: Hey if you two are done with your hug-fest, we do still have a challenge to win!
Marina: *Pulling away* Right
Rickie: Let's go!
[The two climb into their pterodactyl as the camera fades into the Tatiana rescue party. Dutch, Logan, and Sandra are all still scaling their tree. Just as they are about to reach the giant nest, Dutch's leg gets caught in a set of branches.]
Dutch: God dammit! Why the fuck is it always me?
Sandra: Because you're useless. Now get yourself unstuck or we're leaving you behind. The sooner I get to that little bitch the better.
Logan: I-I'm not going to l-leave him!
[The tall, scrawny boy climbs down and begins work on the bully's foot, trying to work the branches around it.]
Sandra: Eh, suit yourself.
[The camera follows the mean girl up to the top-most branch, where she tightrope walks to the nest. Inside the rather large nest is a big, purple-spotted egg. If seen in proper lighting, the silhouette of a tall, dark-haired girl can be made out in bondage.]
Sandra: Heh, what came first: The bitch or the egg? Oh God that was so bad I think I need to kick my own ass.
[Sandra begins hammering away at the egg, causing spider web cracks along the surface. Finally after a few moments of slamming the girl finally breaks through, eggshells flying about until there is just the tied-up form of Tatiana sitting in a mess of broken shell.]
Sandra: Well, well, well, what have we here? If it isn't the little cunt that's been playing me the whole game.
[The gag, causing an evil grin to spread across Sandra's face muffles Tatiana's commentary. The mean girl slams her foot hard into the side of her former friend, causing her to yelp out in pain; only for her cries to be muffled by the cloth.]
Sandra: What was that Bitch? I don't think I heard you correctly.
[Sandra kicks the Queen Bee in her ribcage, a loud, sick cracking can be heard as she draws her foot back.]
Sandra: Tell you what Tati, I'll remove that gag if you promise not to make a sound.
[Fearful, Tatiana anxiously shakes her head yes in agreement as Sandra removes the gag. It takes literally everything Tatiana can muster to keep quiet, but for fear of being struck once more, she is able to hold in any more cries of pain.]
Sandra: Now Tati, I don't know why you did what you did and quite frankly, I don't care. But what I do care about is if you have learned your lesson.
Tatiana: *Heave* Y-yes…I-I *Heave* have.
Sandra: So I don't need to kick you again?
Tatiana: N-no…Please G-god…No
Sandra: God eh? Let me let you in on a little secret Tati, *comes in close to her ear* God isn't here to help you.
[Before Tatiana can move, Sandra reties the gag around her mouth. After a few moments time, Sandra is dragging the taller girl by her still-rope-bound ankles to the edge of the nest. Suddenly a pterodactyl flies overhead, shocking the dominating girl and causing her to 'accidentally' kick Tatiana over the edge. Sandra walks close to the nest's edge and looks down, seeing Tatiana barely struggling to keep her grip on the branch.]
Sandra: It really is a pity that no one is here to save you Tati. I almost feel bad for you…almost.
[Sandra lowers her foot to the branch and steps fiercely onto Tatiana's left hand, causing her arm to flail down. Tatiana looks back up at the girl, terror in her eyes as she clings to the branch with one hand.]
Sandra: Bye-bye Queen Bitch.
[Sandra steps on her other hand, sending the girl freefalling down the tree, slamming her back, arms, legs and head on the branches below. Just before she can hit the ground, Tatiana lands in a nest on one of the lower branches; though not before slamming her head hard on the one above. Back in the nest, Sandra's face flashes with an evil smirk just as a pterodactyl soars up, hovering in place beside the nest. Dutch and Logan are sitting inside the mouth of the mechanical beast, waving Sandra over to them.]
Dutch: Goddamn branches almost let this thing knock us down; we managed to tame it though.
Logan: A-actually t-there really wasn't a-anything t-to "t-tame" I-it's a r-robot man.
Dutch: Eh, whatever. Say, where's Queen Cunt? Shouldn't she be here?
[Sandra turns to face the boys, her face contorting to an expression of sorrow and false tears.]
Sandra: Oh God…it was awful. I was trying to untie her and bring her back…but one of those fucking metal dinosaurs or whatever they are swept in and blew the two of us back. I tried to help Tatiana keep her balance…but..s-she just fell over. I don't know if she survived the fall.
[Both Dutch and Logan's eyes widen in shock, their jaws dropping to accompany them. Sandra runs to the pterodactyl and climbs inside the mouth to join the boys, continuing her false sorrow act.]
Dutch: Oh…fuck..that's awful.
Logan: I-I-I…I d-don't know what t-to say…
Sandra: L-let's just tell Chris so we can try and save her, okay?
[With that, the pterodactyl takes off, the screen fading to black before resurfacing at the finish line. All of the campers are standing there in a shared solemn silence. After a few moments, Chris walks in front of them holding a stack of papers.]
Chris McLean: Well according to the doctor's official report Tatiana has sustained multiple fractures to her ribcage and has broken quite a few limbs. On top of that she apparently has a pretty severe case of amnesia. Now that being said, she will be back in the game after a brief physical therapy session.
Dorothy: Wait, that's not right. It takes a lot longer than that to heal up fully and even longer to recover from amnesia. In fact, there's likely a good chance she won't EVER recover from that…How can she be ready to compete after ONE therapy session?
Chris McLean: Hey don't blame me on this one, this is the producer's doing. After taking Izzy and Scott out of the game for injuries they actually decided to sue us for robbing their chance for the million. Either way, my decision still stands. Since the Dodos were the only team to bring their members back with them, and the Raptors are down a member due to injury, the winners of today's challenge are the Dangerous Dodos! Raptors, I'll be seeing you at the elimination ceremony tonight.
I am so sorry this took so long to get up! It took forever with school and whatnot. I PROMISE to not take too long to write another chapter.
Wow…that was the most fucked up chapter I've ever wrote. Any who were offended are free to message me about it. I did not expect that..whew. What is Leon's secret? What will happen with Marickie? And will anyone realize what unspeakable evil Sandra hath wrought? Find out next time on the elimination chapter. Which I PROMISE to have up a lot sooner than this one was.