Hey guys I'm backkk. Sorry this took so long I had to think bout it that and well 34 hours no sleep not good. Looks like the new funny story's gonna be My Name Is Earlmett (My name is Earl thing) ALso the stroy half missing is Nessies In love KEEP VOTING!

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OME 100 reviews! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! Um could you guys cheak out another story of mine called Ypung Phoenix arising cuz i's the only serius one I've done and I'd like to know if im any gd thanks sorry to be a pain people

Disclamer: dont own Twilight

Dedications: Rock'n'Slash cuz I did a phone call XD twilightobsession, SuzieGrey, mandaaxx, CullenLuv01, Jashley

Day 4 ~ Continued
Livving room CamPOV
Bella and Edward are still cuddled on the sofa while Rosalie is crying ovre her hair which has a brown strip in it. Alice comes in arms full of bags, Tanya runs in knocks alice over.
EDward: *sigh* See you later
Tanya: I don't want to alarm anyone but I think I just ran over batman!
Bella: ...
EDward: ...
Rosalie: My hair! My beautiful hair!
Tanya I said I just ran over BATMAN Edward: It was just Emmett don't worry Emmett comes in limping.
Emmett: Yeah thanks for that Tanya
Tanya: ...Why ARE you dressed as Batman

Old Dude Lair
Carlisle is writing (A/N Yes Carlisle does wright sometimes:O) when his phone rings (A/N same as last time i CBA to come up with anotherXD)
Carlisle: Hello?
A/N Anything not said by Carlisle in the following is not in camera view!
Emmett: So we meet again Dr Cullen
Rosalie: Emmett what did I tell you!
Emmett: Stupid woman ruining my moment-
Rosalie: What was that?
Emmett: Sexy woman ruining my moment Rosalie: Thats better you might just get that little-
Carlisle: Ahem!
Emmett: Anyway I've got your monkeys here
Carlisle looks franticly round the room
Emmett: If you want to see them again and not in Seatle's Zoo you'd better leave the 'Are We Cullen's Yet' book in front of mine and Rosalie's room by 11pm tonight
Bella: Ahem!
Emmett: Oh and get Tanya to give Eddie back to Bella
Carlisle: I'm not doing both!
A splat noise is sounded
Emmett: FINE! Just give Eddie back
Bella: AND in the next hour!
Carlisle: Bella surely you understand how hard that will be I can't possible g-
Another splat noise is heard
Emmett: Carlisle just do as she says even if it means using plan Jedi
Rosalie: *Gasp* Surely Emmett its not that hard f-
Another splat noise
Bella: Enough chat more Edward saving!
Emmett: Carlisle she's not joking! She has a..a paintball gun half the room is splated but she's got it against Rose's hair!
Carlisle: Fine I'll see what I can do
Carlisle hangs up and walks towards the door

CCTV CamPOV ~ 3 minutes later Carlisle goes flying out the 2nd floor window left of Rosalie's and Emmett's window.
Carlisle: Plan Jedi must commence!