Ch 20 Get Away
In the circular thingy…
"This sucks" Wario leaned against the wall. "We're being played"
"At least he's transporting us" Pit looked up as if they would land soon.
"So, I joined this group so I could play by my own rules" Wario complained "Now this giant hand is controlling everything. I never should of signed that contracted.
"Well" Roy was cut off by them landing. "Looks like we're here."
"What tedious obstacle is in our way this time" Mario noticed the walls falling down.
"I call this the forest of" Master Hand was cut off by his lawyer telling him every copyrighted forest name. "Well, this is the jungle of the sun"
"Is this a race?" Wario asked "again"
"Yes, I'm still not in the mood for fighting" Master Hand was trying to get everyone to see the vastness of the forest. "However, this race is more open ended."
"Why does this place look so familiar?" DK looked around
"It's an exact copy of mushroom kingdom forest" Samus had been through here many times.
"Someone got lazy" Ness mumbled
"That's besides the point" Master hand said, "This thing will be like a survival reality show"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ness fell to his knees "They're all the same"
"Not really" Samus replied.
"Well if you want to break it down scientifically," DK commented
"You're a monkey what do you know about science" Ness pointed at DK
"I'm closer to humans than Kirby is" DK replied
"Hey, I'm not even in the same league as humans" Kirby said "Don't bring me into this"
"The point remains that survival reality shows are all the same" Ness said "Next thing you know were going to have to vote someone off our team because we're all uneven."
"That's not a bad idea" Master Hand was eavesdropping on their conversation.
"Now I know your not trying to get into this" DK looked at the Master Hand right where he thought his eye would be.
Arguments like this continued on all sides eventually KFC got tired of it "Enough, let the contest begin" He yelled
They all began to feel tired as if they had been drug. Everyone fainted and a few hours later woke up to find themselves in some random place in the forest.
"Ugh, what the crap happened" Ness was one of the first to wake up.
"Move it or lose it" Snake flashed by jumping from tree to tree.
"Lose what" Ness began to feel a rumbling. However he didn't wait long enough to find out. He ran through the forest until he ran into Luigi who was carrying an odd looking gun, he also looked really nervous. "Luigi!"
"What" He turned around so fast that it looked more like he glitched than anything else.
"Slow down" Ness put his hands up in a none-threatening motion. "What's wrong with you"
"I'm just an Italian plumber, even though I was created in Japan, I didn't ask for this weirdness with all the giant floating hands and the giant flaming chickens and the magic." Luigi was a little paranoid
"Chill out" Ness tried to calm Luigi down "try not to shoot anyone."
"That's just what they want you to think" Luigi made another quick turn as if someone else was around
Ness sighed, "This is the worst part about being psychic." He cracked his knuckles.
On the other side…
"I'm outlawing chickens in diamond city when this is over" Wario was just waking up. "Now where am I?"
"About time you wake up" Snake was nearby carving his name into a tree.
"How, long have you been there" Wario asked.
"Hmm, somewhere around an hour" Snake started adding tranquilizer darts around it.
"What, why didn't you wake me up" Wario was starting to ask a series of questions.
"Because I wanted to see who would wake up first" Snake began to carve a picture of himself.
"But how do you know who's going to wake up first" Wario didn't even realize everyone else lying next to him.
"Luigi was first, followed by Ness and Mewtwo, I thought I heard Bowser somewhere around, and now it's you" Snake was trying to figure out what was the easiest way to cut that part of the tree down.
"So why don't you wake the rest of us up and get to stepping." Wario began to wake up Pit but Snake just tranquilized him.
"Sigh, some people have no sense of fun" Snake shook his head.
Above the forest…
"This is taking a little longer than I thought" KFC, Master Hand, and Crazy Hand were surrounded by several floating TV screens.
"I know, you think there's a way we can speed things up," Crazy Hand said
"How about a little waker upper to start" master Hand replied. He formed a magic ball and threw it onto the forest ground. Once the ball landed the metal things from earlier crawled out.
"That's a little over the top isn't it" KFC asked
"I think it'll be just the wake up they need" Master Hand gave his equivalent of a smirk. He summoned a chair, sat back and waited.
A few minutes later nothing had happened. "Well" KFC asked, you said they'd wake them up."
"Umm, KFC your prophecy doesn't mention anything about us losing our powers or something" Crazy Hand asked
"I'd just say watch your back" KFC peered down at him.
Suddenly there was a series of gunshots and explosions. Several metal frames went flying into the sky.
"I TOLD YOU THAT'S WHAT THEY WANTED US TO THINK" Luigi's voice boomed through the forest.
"I think they're all awake now" Master Hand stood up. "Next time I'll use the store brand."
"So what are you planning" KFC said.
"Maybe a survival horror thing" Master Hand said.
"What could possibly be scary about this place" KFC asked.
"Zombies." Crazy hand asked
"Too overplayed" Master Hand looked deeper into the forest. Suddenly something obscured his view.
"We don't like you using us as little toys" DK was floating on some type of wooden chair "So we regrouped and found our own ways of transportation.
"What makes you think I won't just blow you down" Master Hand replied
"Because if you leave to catch us the other guys will be stuck in the forest, eventually they'll find a way out and sue your butt." DK pointed a finger at them.
"There's three of us you know" Master Hand said. "I could chase you and leave these other two to handle it"
"We're to fast for you" DK smirked as the forest began to rumble.
Mario and Luigi flew up wearing the wing caps. Kirby was riding a warp star along with the yoshies. GameandWatch was using some obscure flying device. Ness was levitating. Peach was floating up and some endlessly long updraft using her parasol. Fox and his team were flying their r-wings. Pikachu was constantly quick attacking. Link was hanging off GameandWatch's obscure flying device along with Zelda and Samus. And the ice climbers were constantly bouncing up and down.
"I must say I'm impressed." Master Hand looked a little stunned "I'm over it, AFTER THEE"
Everyone flew off and Master Hand chased. KFC and Crazy Hand just looked around for a little while, wondering if the other people left would do the same.
Author's Note: sorry it took me so long to get the chapter up. Please R&R