Summary: Mission Impossible: Mineta

Mineta was gonna do it. He was. He had concocted the perfect plan to pull this off. Bless Midoriya. He was too nice. What did he do you ask? Well, he knew that the green haired boy was friends with Hatsume from Class 1-D, Support Class. Anyway he kinda remembered her from the sports festival. There was also the fact he would eavesdrop on Midoriya's conversations considering the boy sat right in front of him and all. He's certain that him and his friends have mentioned her here and then. In conclusion, he had a friendship with someone in the Support Department. That was an advantage for sure, so… You see where Mineta is going with this? All he had to do was start talking to Midoriya during lunch break. He didn't know where the rest of his classmate's squad was, but it didn't matter to him. They talked about entomology, the study of bugs. Don't ask why the grape themed hero to be knew knew do much about this stuff, he had hobbies…surprisingly. The other boy was more than happy to nerd out about science and that's when the shorter boy seized his opportunity to strike. "Speaking of trial and error experiments, I have one I wanna conduct myself."

"Oh?" The other looked surprised. "That's great Mineta-kun. What is it?"

Mineta smirked to himself. "Oh, well…I've been thinking." The rest of his explanation was that he was thinking about the general population of the wildlife near here. He wanted to set his sticky balls on the floor to see what animals would get stuck in them. Of course he would let them go, but he wanted to write the numbers. Sure, it wouldn't he accurate by any means, but it would get nice to have your own numbers. The only problem was that they would see them, he wished they could be invisible instead. He also mentioned he would tag the animals that would get stuck. "I just need something that'll make them invisible." He looked at Midoriya at this part. "I know you're friends with Hatsume-san. Do you think it's possible you can help me get a gadget that'll make them invisible?"

When Midoriya looked hesitant to say anything, Mineta knew what to do. He thought this would happen. He opened a bag he had with him to show; that yes, he was for going to in fact tag them so he won't count an animal twice. He was hoping that this would be enough to convince Midoriya that he wasn't lying. Even though he totally was, little lair. Midoriya seemed to relax upon seeing the items. He had agreed to see what he could do, but he before left he looked Mineta straight in the eyes. "I hope you really mean that. I believe you when you say this is going to be for science and not anything nefarious. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt, m'kay?" There was a slight tilt of his head and he gave a smile as bright as the fucking sun. "I want to see your data afterwards, alright?"

And for a moment, for a second in Mineta's little head, he had the urge to agree. That he was going to go through with the experiment. He wanted to be good in this boy's eyes. To do good, that what he was planning wasn't worth it. And then the feeling was crushed by Mineta's thoughts. Nah . He had a plan, things were seemingly in his favor, he was gonna go through with it. Fuck the personification of the sun in front of him. He had a mission to do.

He's finally here. He had the gizmo that was currently rendering him invisible. Soon, he would be able to see…well, lots of things. Just a couple of more steps and he'll be in-

"Hatsume-san, now!" Unmistakably the voice of one Izuku Midoriya rang out. He jumps, but quickly chalks it up to him telling—

All the girls walk out of the locker-rooms with annoyed and unimpressed faces. In that moment Mineta realizes he's no longer invisible anymore.

"What!?" He hits the button on the machine a couple of more times to no effect. He turns around to see Midoriya, Hatsume, and Bakugou walking up to him. The pink haired girl had some sort of contraption in her hand. It's at this moment Mineta realizes what's going on. Midoriya didn't trust him and told the girls beforehand. Followed him with Hatsume and Bakugou in his trail. Mineta figures she was there to act as a kill switch for the device, but Bakugou… He gulps because he's uncertain what's he's there for, but it can't be for anything good.

"You lied." Midoriya speaks in a soft tone, like he truly was disappointed. It almost made Mineta feel sorry, but nah. He's just sorry he got caught. "Kacchan," he's louder this time, "get him."

"Whatever, I don't need you telling me, nerd." Bakugou struts over to him cracking his knuckles all the way. He grins at him. "This is gonna be fun."

Today was the day that Mineta truly found out what's it's like to be an American soccer ball. Ouch.

"Wow, thanks for letting me tag along." Hatsume holds each of her two 'babies' in the opposite hand. "This was the first time I've ever made a kill switch that wasn't on the device itself." She hums as Midoriya replies with something she's only half listening to.

Bakugou stands a little a ways from the duo, he's too busy gauging how far he blasted his classmate to oblivion.

"Is he going to be okay?" Hatsume asks. She watches him go and he's been airborne longer than she would've guess, considering his size.

"Yeah."

"Who cares?"

Both boys look at each other.

That didn't really answer her question. Like, at all. "Alrighty then?"

This story goes out to ILiekFishes on here. They wanted, and I quote 'Mineta should mission impossible into the girls bathroom before learning what it's like to be a soccer ball'

Here you go. ((I wasn't going to at first since I wasn't taking requests. I just wrote whatever came to me. But my brother showed me a snip-it from a BNHA fic he was reading and...I got inspired.))