For E. Nagrom :)
10 Reasons ... why it is more fun to be ...
A Wraith Drone
... You may be butt ugly, but at least 20 millions other Wraith drones look just like you
... You can play all you like with your food and mommy won't get angry
... There's no such thing as communication problems between you and your fellow Wraith – 'food' and 'kill' is quite an universal language
... You are the self-declared champion of power nap
... There is nothing you regret not doing when dying; for your mind is programmed for feeding and killing only, you've had a very full filled life
... Smart is one of the things you aren't – but who cares as long as brute force is all you need to rule Pegasus?
... Your DNA makes you a close relative with cockroaches and bees; still better than share 90 percent of your genes with pigs
... You have been created to be a fighting machine; it might be quite dull, but at least you know exactly where you come from and what's the sense of life
... Having no name at all is still better than having a number like 'elven of ten thousand seven'
... Who cares you're more than 500 years old, but still live with your mom?