Me: Today is a joyous day for this fanfic. Not only did we reach 100 reviews last Wednesday, the same person that submitted review one and review 100 is celebrating his birthday today. Let's give it up for m3At! (Ditto, nite train, Lex, Master Hand, Crazy and I start cheering for m3At)
m3At: Aww. Thanks, you guys.
Lex: I got the cake! (brings out cake that says 'Happy Birthday, 100th Reviewer!')
Everyone but m3At: Happy Birthday to you-
nite train: Forget the song! Just blow out the candles so we can have some cake! (m3At blows out the candles, a guy jumps out of the cake)
Everyone: AAAH! Lawyer!
Lawyer: I'm not a lawyer, I'm a super intedndent. You four must attend school. (starts dragging m3At, nite train, Lex and I to the door)
Master Hand: Authoress does not own Super Smash Brothers, the Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess: The Abridged Series, m3At, his Ditto, nite train, or Lex, but she does own all of the OCs.
Crazy: C'mon, Ditto, bro! We have to save Bros and Sises!
Ditto: Ditto dit dit dit ditto! (runs away with Crazy, Master Hand follows them)
Arc 6: Journey Across Hyrule
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A week later: August 25, 2010: Real World: Nightingale High School
"I had a really weird dream last week," Allie told Danielle, Morgan and Kirsten as they walked to the commons on the first day of school. They were all wearing their girl's school uniform which consisted of a maroon vest, long sleeved white shirt, gold skirt that went to the middle of the thighs, and a gold tie with any type of shoes you want (the boy's uniform is a gold vest, white undershirt, tan pants, and a maroon tie with any type of shoes you want).
"Me, too," Kirsten agreed. "It was about those characters that some of the school really likes."
"And we were in this huge mansion," Morgan added on.
"And there was these giant hands," Danielle added reluctantly.
"And some of us were transforming to look just like them!" Allie and Chelsey (who snuck up from behind her) said at the same time.
"How do you know?" Morgan asked. "You don't even know us."
"A lot of people have had that exact same dream," Chelsey explained. "Even some of the upper classmen and one visitor are there." To prove their point, Halona, Holly, Ryan, Samantha, Jessica, Chloe, Amanda (who was visiting), Megan, Andrea, Ae-in, Rachel H., Kelsey, Elinor, Lauren, and Kyle were taking up 2½ tables and were talking about the dream and still wondering how come they all go to the same school but didn't know each other until now. Jasmin and Holly were there as well, but they was trying to stop a laugh from coming out.
"W-wait," Morgan said, getting everyone's attention. "How come we all had the same dream? You all look familiar, too."
"Hey guys," Rose (normal) announced as she walked with Sam (normal), her twin brother (shoulder length brown hair that is tied up in a high pony tail, brown eyes, wire-framed glasses, and a couple of inches taller than her), Brach, Tommy, a blonde girl with blue eyes (aka Peach) and a brunette boy with blue eyes (aka Pit). "I didn't know we all went to the same school."
Outside the school
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Halona, Ryan, Samantha, Jessica, Chloe, Amanda, Morgan, Andrea, Ae-in, Rachel H., Kelsey, Elinor, Lauren, Kyle, Allie, Morgan, Kirsten and Chelsey screamed outloud.
Inside the school
"Everyone, come to my house after school," Rose stated simply. "I'll drive you guys home if I have to."
"They're acting like they never saw them before," Rose's twin brother stated as the eight of them turned to go to the lockers.
"That's because they think they haven't, Len," Rose stated, revealing her twin brother's name in the process. "Oh, and Chloe, bring Anna with you."
"Too bad Red had to get stuck at the elementary school," Brach said. "Those fifth graders are mean when you take the kindergarteners' attention away from them."
Nightingale Vanderson Elementary School
"And there I was, face to face with the leader of Team Rocket," Red (minus the hat and the school tie) told the naïve kindergarteners about his adventures. They were believing every single word he said (which was true with a bit of exaggeration) while the fifth graders thought about ways to beat him up.
Nightingale High School
"I wonder how Rachel S. and Sarah S. will react when they see those notes," Tommy said out loud.
Bloodhound High School
"Good morning, class," the homeroom teacher said. "My name is Mr. McMaullin and I'll be your homeroom teacher for the entire year." Rachel S. was shocked when she opened her desk and found a note.
/Oh my goodness, that wasn't a dream! How will I break the news to Sarah S.? / she thought to herself.
Bloodhound Middle School
Sarah opened up her desk and saw a note, which she read. After reading it over two times, she screamed. The whole class looked at her.
/It wasn't a dream? How will Rachel S. react? / she thought to herself as she retained her outer cool.
After School: Rose, Len and Sam's house: Back Yard Forest clearing
"I now call this meeting to order," Rose (with everyone still wearing their school uniform except Pit (who had a few bandages still on his wings), Red, and Peach who had changed back to their normal attire) said as everyone was getting settled in. Even Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Fox, Falco, Kirby, Meta Knight, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, DK and Diddy were there. "I'd like to thank Jasmin for setting up the web cam so we can talk to the others." Rachel S., Diddy and Sarah S. came on the computer screen.
"Where's Harley and Elizabeth?" Chloe asked, not seeing them on the screen.
"They go to a different school in a different state," Sam told the rest of them.
"Plus, they already have the information," Tommy added.
"Where's Sarah B.?" Elinor asked.
"Same," Rose replied.
"Then where are the Ice Climbers?" Anna asked.
"They're climbing Mt. Everest right now," Brach said.
Mt. Everest
"We're almost there, Popo!" Nana yelled at him through the blizzard.
"I see the top, Nana!" Popo yelled back.
Rose, Len and Sam's house: Back Yard Forest clearing
"But that's not what we're here to talk about," Rose finally said. "I bet most of you have questions…" At once, almost everybody started asking questions and they all started getting louder. "QUUUUUIEEEEEEEEET!" Everyone stopped talking and a lot of them were scared all the way to Pluto and back. "One at a time."
"How did Len react?" Anna asked.
"Uh…" Len stuttered.
Flashback: A couple of days ago
"Len," Rose addressed him as she, Pit (wings still injured, hiding and in different clothes), Peach (wearing different clothes) and Sam walked up to him with Pit being the experiment factor. "This…"
"Oh my f(beep!)in' god! They exist!" He cried out before running around the room like a mad man saying every cuss word in the book.
"I didn't think he would react this badly," Sam said.
"I didn't think he would react this subtle," Rose said at the same time. Pit and Peach looked at the scene in total confusion.
End of flashback
"And that's what happened," Len finished cheesily. Everyone stared at him.
"Any more questions?" Rose asked, trying to break the silence.
"How come you didn't tell us you were STINKIN' RICH?!" Kyle yelled pointing at their mansion not far away from the clearing.
"You never asked," Sam said simply. "That, and our dad is a very successful author always away at conferences and our mother is a very famous international engineer working on many projects around the world. They were here earlier to sign us up for school, but then had to leave on business."
"How come they're here?" Lauren asked.
"Watches, (Yoshi: Yoshi.)" Pit, Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Fox, Falco, Yoshi and Diddy said at the same time holding up their wrists. On their wrists were silver watches that had the word MACH on it (the word is not misspelled).
Flashback: One week ago: Mansion
Rose then walked up to see a list of items and descriptions. She then read out loud:
Teleportation Watches-2000 Smash Coins
-These special watches can allow a non-human Smasher into the real world. Can only be used to cross into the real world.
"Perfect," Rose said out loud as she handed Crazy 2000 Smash Coins and he handed her the watches.
You now have 1501 Smash Coins left.
"Jasmin, hack into computers in the United States and start making fake IDs for those who want to join us."
"Already on it," Jasmin said as she typed away at a computer and Sam, Tommy, Brach and Sarah B. moved cables to where they had to go.
"Let's start making profiles for the rest of you," Rose said to the Smashers. "You can't be there without a believable past." The Smashers groaned as everyone else went to the next room to make some stories.
A few hours later
"All done in here," Rose announced as she walked back into the room.
"And…finished!" Jasmin declared as she finished hacking into the USA government' computer on the computer (Authoress: No computers were hacked during the making of this scene or story. Thank you and have a good day.) "Everything's ready."
"Let's do this," Rose stated with a big grin on her face.
End of Flashback
"And that's what happened," Rose finished. Everyone who left felt really stupid for what happened earlier.
"I feel so stupid," everyone who left said out loud. Suddenly, a portal opened up behind everyone, scaring many of them in the process.
"That's Master Hand saying that we need to get back to the mansion," Sam explained.
"How can you tell?" Ryan asked. Rose pointed to Len to show everyone that he was frozen in time.
"Let's go," Rose declared as everyone started going through a portal at their end (including Popo, Nana, Harley and Elizabeth) while the portals disappeared behind them.
Except Rose stayed a few seconds longer to drop Len's pants (revealing his Legend of Zelda boxers) and having him stand in a pose for the Caipirinha.
Smash Mansion: Control Room
"Welcome back, everyone," Master Hand strained voice said as everyone came back through the portal. "ROSE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BLEW OUR SECRET!"
"I didn't blow it! He found out by just a glance!" Rose yelled back. "Besides, he's my twin brother and we share a special bond."
"Fine," Master Hand sobbed (or at least he would if he had eyes). "I'll let your brother join us since he knows. He was goanna join us anyways."
"I didn't say that, but thanks," Rose replied. Master Hand then snapped his fingers and another portal appeared.
"ROSE!" Len yelled from the other side of the portal. He then came running from the other side (with his pants back on) and the two started cursing in Japanese at each other (with only one of the others understanding everything they said and it's not Sam). Everyone else backed up in fear. After a minute or so of that and a stare down, the two started laughing and leaned on each other for support.
"That was fun!" Rose said out loud.
"Now that you two had your fun…" Master Hand interrupted them (Len: So that's what Master Hand and the mansion looks like.), "…we have more Smashers to get back here. Crazy, start it up!"
"Got it, bro!" Crazy yelled back, hitting a button and causing a giant roulette to come out of the floor.
"You guys weren't lying when you said the roulette was giant," Len commented.
"We told you," Brach said as the first wheel on the roulette stopped. It stopped on the Triforce with one triangle being dark green, one purple, and one pale blue.
"The ones you guys need to get are Link, Zelda and Sheik," Master Hand told them. "Now, who has to get them?" The second roulette slowed down until it stopped on a split picture of Chloe and Tommy.
"I'm confused!" Chloe shouted. "Why do we need to get three people, but there are only two of us have to get transformations?"
"I'll explain," Tommy told her. "Technically, Zelda and Sheik are one and the same." Many people gasped as he said this.
"It's true," Rose added. "During The Legend of Zelda; Ocarina of Time, Zelda adopted the persona of Sheik to hide from Ganondork for seven years." Some of the Smashers and people from the real world chuckled at her remark and reminded some of the veteran Smashers of a certain red-head. "Zelda is the princess of Hyrule while Sheik is supposed to be the last Sheikah. Link is the hero of Hyrule and is hero title changes every time he's reincarnated."
"Here's the list for this world," Master Hand said as he snapped his fingers again, causing a piece of paper to appear in front of Rose.
"It says here that anyone can go and 14 people may go," Rose read. "I'm going this time."
"So that would include Rose, Chloe, Tommy and me," Pit said out loud.
"We'll go," Peach and Brach said at the same time.
"Us, too," Mario and Andrea said after them.
"That's eight," Chloe said.
"We wanna go!" Harley and Elizabeth shouted.
"Ten."
"We'll go," Holly said, referencing herself and Red.
"That's 12."
"Might as well," Shadow sighed.
"And there's fourteen," Rose said proudly.
"But I wanna go!" Len whined.
"Fine, just a minute," Master Hand said before he started concentrating very hard. A moment later, the number on the paper changed from 14 to 15.
"Does it really take that much power to change a number on a piece of paper?" Halona asked.
"Yes," Master Hand wheezed before he fainted. Everyone rolled their eyes.
"Wait, sis!" Crazy called to Rose. "I has new items at 'da shop, sis." Rose reluctantly walked over to see what Crazy had.
Golden Shell Necklaces- 1000 Smash Coins
-A golden seashell on a golden chain that allows anyone who is wearing them to breathe underwater whether it be fresh or salt water.
Samus's View- 2000 Smash Coins
-A pair of glasses that allows anyone to see through the eyes of Samus while she's wearing her Power Suit. Comes in a pack of 12. They're not waterproof.
Communicators- 500 Smash Coins
-A set of headphones and microphone that allows communication between the different teams. One communicator per team. They're not waterproof.
"That's all you have right now?" Rose questioned him.
"Ya, sis," Crazy said out loud.
"I'll take the necklaces and the communicators," Rose told him while handing over 1500 Smash Coins. Crazy then handed her the necklaces and the communicators before Rose used a Wii Remote to open a portal that she, Pit, Shadow, Silver, Red, Holly, Popo, Nana, Harley, Elizabeth, Mario, Andrea, Peach, Brach, Chloe, Tommy and Len went through the portal as it disappeared behind them.
"What do we do?" Ryan asked.
"We gotta make sure Crazy doesn't get in the chocolates," Fox told them.
"CRAZYGOTINTHECHOCOLATES!" Crazy yelled as he barged in the room (Jasmin: How did he even leave?) with chocolate stains on his…hand.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Danielle screamed as Crazy started chasing after them.
Hyrule: Outside Link's home
In the forest, right outside Ordon Village, in front of a hollowed out tree with a porch right as the sun was coming up, a portal opened. The previously mentioned ones walked out of the portal and into the forest. Rose tripped and everyone fell on top of her except for Harley and Elizabeth who came out before her.
"Great, just my luck," Rose complained.
"Great, just my luck," Chloe complained as they all started getting up. "A forest."
"At least we're in front of Link's house," Len commented. "We can start our search there."
"So," Rose said out loud. "Who wants to break into his house?" No one said anything.
"Fine," Shadow growled. "I'll do it. Chaos Control!" He then disappeared and reappeared a few seconds later. "No one's inside."
"Great," Tommy complained. "Now we'll have to search all over Hyrule for him."
"But Zelda would be in the castle," Peach said out loud. "It would be best to search there first."
"True," Mario and Brach said out loud at the same time.
"Wait," Harley said out loud. "Isn't there a song to make a horse come to you?" A record then scratched for Rose, Brach, Tommy and Len.
"You are totally right," Rose, Brach, Tommy and Len said at the same time. Rose then took out a recorder and played D B A, D B A, A. Suddenly, there was a neigh in the distance and a big, brown and spotted horse rose up to them.
"Nice," everyone else (excluding Shadow, Harley and Elizabeth) told them.
"This is Link's horse," Tommy examined. "If he plays the same song, the horse will lead us to him."
"Exactly," Rose pointed out as she and Andrea started helping Harley and Elizabeth onto the horse's back. "Epona knows exactly what to do."
Smash Mansion: Control Room
"That horse is beautiful," Rachel H. said in awe as she stared and hugged a TV screen with a close up of Epona on it.
"RACHEL H., WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!" Rachel S. (transformed) yelled at her.
"I wanna stay," Rachel H. demanded.
"There is a giant hand on a sugar rush destroying the very foundation of this mansion AND YOU'RE STARING AT A F(beep!)KIN' HORSE ON A TV SCREEN!" To prove her point, everything behind her was on fire and all the other Smashers and their chosen ones were trying to keep Crazy at bay (to no avail) while the others were trying to get Master Hand out of there.
"Horsie pretty," Rachel H. said, oblivious to everything around her as Sonic whizzed past by her, through the wall, and onto the ground three stories below.
Hyrule: Outside Link's House
"SUPER SMASH BROTHERS," Andrea shouted out as she was surrounded in a red aura.
"(Harley and Brach: SUPER, / Elizabeth and Brach: SMASH,) BROTHERS MELEE!" Harley, Elizabeth and Brach shouted as they were surrounded in a purple (Harley and Elizabeth) and pink (Brach) towers.
"SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL!" Rose and Holly said as they were surrounded in a white and red tower respectively. After they were transformed (Len: Cool.), Epona neighed and ran off into the woods with Harley and Elizabeth on her back.
"Follow that horse!" Silver said out loud as he picked up himself, Popo, Nana, Mario, Andrea, Peach, Brach, Chloe, Tommy and Len with his telekinesis as they followed Epona into the woods with Pit (not very steady), Rose (same as Pit), Red (riding Charizard) and Holly (riding Chary) flying after them as Shadow ran after them.
Just South of Castle Town
/Why did Epona leave all of a sudden? / Link (oddly with a regular sword in a scabbard) asked himself when he went to go ride her to a temple. He then took out a white flute in the shape of a horse shoe and played a tune to bring her back.
"Neigh!" Epona neighed.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" two kids screamed at the same time as Epona came into view.
/Kids? / Link questioned himself as he looked at Epona's saddle. Suddenly, a trail of dirt being kicked up came up at super speeds stopped right in front of him.
"That's him, right?" a silver hedgehog asked the people behind him (who looked flabbergasted) with the only ones he recognized were Popo, Nana, Mario and Peach although the kids on Epona were dressed the same as the Ice Climbers, a girl was dressed like Mario and a guy was dressed as Peach.
/What is wrong with that guy? / Link asked himself. Then, from the sky, two Charizards (with one wearing a white hat), Pit and another angel landed next to them.
"Hi, Link," Pit greeted him.
"HUUUUUUUUUH?" Link said in confusion.
"Yes, I have grown taller," Pit told him, understanding everything he said. "Did you?" Link shook his head. "Oh. It just looked like you did, I guess."Everyone looked at him like he was crazy. "He asked if I grew taller."
"I understood him, too," Rose said, kinda freaked out herself.
"Maybe we should tell him what's going on," Charizard suggested, trying to break the ice.
One meet, greet and explanation later
"Ah," Link told them in understanding.
"Can you speak English?" Ivy (now outside her Poke Ball along with Squirtle, Ivysaur and Squirt) asked him.
"Hyah," Link told them.
"C'mon, stop pulling our leg," Brach told him. Link shook his head.
"SPEAK!" Len yelled as he punched Link in the lower back super hard. Link started coughing, then choking, then some more coughing before he coughed something up.
"What was that for?" Link asked him, quite mad at that. Everyone stared at him. "Did I just talk?"
"Alleluia, he can talk!" Rose, Brach, Tommy and Len cheered.
"Is that a chicken bone?" Holly questioned the thing that came out of his mouth.
"GROSS!" all the girls yelled out.
"Anyway," Rose got their attention. "Right now, we need a plan of attack."
"We could go back to Ordon Village," Link suggested.
"But the castle is right there," Squirt added.
"We do need to get Zelda," Chary added.
"That's what I was trying to do; visit Zelda," Link told them. "-but it's closed for repairs. No one can get inside."
"The village it is," Pit said. Everyone got up to walk toward the village.
A couple of hours later: Bridge to Ordon Spring
"We're almost there," Link told them.
"Finally," Chloe complained because her head was hurting.
"Oh no," Rose (transformed), Brach (transformed), and Tommy said at the same time while looking at the other side of the bridge. A huge wall of black and orange blocked the way into the Ordona Provnce.
"No," Link said in a whispered.
"What's that?" Popo asked.
"Twilight," Len explained to those who didn't know (which included everyone except Rose, Brach, Link and Tommy). "It took over Hyrule and only Link was able to make it disappear from this world."
"Why's it back?" Nana asked.
"Ganondork," Rose and Len said at the same time. Everyone started cracking up (except Shadow who just chuckled) at the joke.
"We need a new plan," Pit told them. Brach then got an idea.
"Rose, I need a remote." Rose handed him a Wii Remote and he pressed the A button. He then poked his head through the portal made before taking it out. "Didn't work."
"I got an idea," Tommy told them. "When an item is destroyed in this world, its essence goes back to the last place it was at for a long time. If we were to go back to the places where the Mirror of Twilight was at and trapped their essence in something, we might be able to go over there, get Midna, and have her get us into the Twilight Zone." Suddenly, strange music was playing and everyone was looking around to see where the sound was coming from.
"Sorry," Len said out loud as he was reaching for something in his pocket. "Cell phone." He then answered it. "Hello?"
"LEN!" Sam screamed from the other end. "WE NEED…" Len hung up on her.
"You were saying?" he asked as he put his cell phone away.
"But we might not have enough power on that alone," Brach added. "We should get the essence of the Fused Shadows as well."
"Let's split up," Rose proposed. "It'll be faster that way."
After negotiating for a few minutes, these were the assignments for everyone. Shadow and Silver will go to the Forest Temple. Mario and Andrea will conquer Death Mountain. Red, Holly and their Pokémon will dive down toward the Lake Bed Temple. Popo, Nana, Harley and Elizabeth will take the hardest route and go to the Snowpeak Ruins. Link, Chloe and Len will go back in time to the Temple of Time. Pit and Rose would fly up to the City in the Sky. Peach, Brach and Tommy would try to go visit Zelda in Hyrule Castle. After they were done with their task, Pit, Rose, Silver, Red, Holly and all the Pokémon would go ahead to Arbiter's Grounds while everyone else would meet up at the lake and travel through the desert (much to the Ice Climber's dismay).
"Every group gets a pendant to hold the essence of the Fused Shadows or Mirror of Twilight, a Golden Shell Necklace, a Communicator, and some cloaks," Rose said out loud as she handed everyone a necklace and a brown cloak and every group a Communicator and a black and orange pendant with a distinct shape on a string. "Let's move out." Link handed everyone a dungeon map and everyone went off to their specific direction (which at that time was the same direction).
A half hour later: Outside the Forest Temple
"That's the temple over there," Link pointed out to Shadow and Silver (who is wearing the communicator) since they, Chloe and Len and were heading in the same direction.
"Thanks, Link," Silver told him. "Where's the Temple of Time?"
"It's over there," Link said, pointing into the brush and the place with little ground.
"How are we goanna get over there?" Len (wearing a communicator) asked him. "There's only one Golden Cucco over there." The others looked to see a gold chicken-like creature walking around aimlessly on a ledge and once in a while pecking the ground.
"Hang on," Shadow told them grouchily as he took out a Chaos Emerald. They all held on as he shouted "CHAOS CONTROL!" They disappeared for a second before Shadow reappeared without them the next. "Let's go." The two of them then went inside the temple.
Inside the Forest Temple
"Wow," Silver commented once they entered the temple. There were plants growing along the rocky walls and moss growing on the wooden platforms. "It sure is old."
"Let's go," Shadow told him as he walked further in while looking at the map. "The sooner we get this done, the sooner we'll get out of here."
"Fine," Silver sighed as he followed him. They leaped up to the wooden platform and Silver used his telekinesis to open the door. When they went inside, Shadow's eyes widened and Silver mouthed the word wow. The walls were covered with moss and ancient Hylian writing. There were also wooden platforms that led up to other doors.
"Pretty advanced for its time, huh?" Rose asked through to communicator to Silver.
"It's amazing that children were able to build it," Tommy agreed. Silver's eyes almost came out of their sockets.
"You have to be kidding me!" Silver replied. Shadow looked at him strangely. "Rose and Tommy said that all of this was built by kids." Now it was Shadow's eyes' turn for them to almost pop out of their sockets.
"They were built by the Kokiri," Len explained through the communicator. "It was a race that never grew up." Silver nodded in understanding, then wondered in confusion again.
"How come you guys can hear me?"
"You left your communicator on," Rose, Tommy and Len said at the same time. Silver then turned it off.
"Let's go," Shadow told him as he went up to the middle door. Silver followed in pursuit.
One trek through the Forest Temple later
In the last room of the forest temple, there is a small pond with tree roots in it. The door opened which Shadow and Silver came out of. The two looked around for any sign of the essence.
"I don't see anything," Silver told Shadow. Shadow took out the green Chaos Emerald.
"There's defiantly something in here," Shadow replied. All of a sudden, the air got really heavy. The clear pond turned purple, and Shadow Bugs came out of two little cubbies in the sides of the walls…
Wait a minute.
"They want the Fused Shadow's essence, too?!" Silver exclaimed. The Shadow Bugs then went into the water. They mingled there for a few seconds before the water disappeared and formed into two giant Deku Babas. "Someone out there, how do we defeat two giant man eating plants?!"
"You're fighting Diababa?!" Len asked in a panic through the communicator. "Use the Bomb Flowers to hit the heads. After you hit both of them, the main head will come out. Bomb the head with the Bomb Flowers in the cubbies and hit the eye when it's down."
"Thanks, Len," Silver told him as he hung up. "What are Bomb Flowers?"
"Forget those," Shadow told him. "Chaos Spear!" Shadow threw a Chaos Spear at one of the Shadow Diababa's (since it has the power of the Shadow Bugs) heads which then fell to the ground.
"I wonder what this is." Silver asked himself as he plucked a weird looking flower head. The head suddenly lit itself. "What the…" The flower head exploded, pushing Silver back a yard or so and covering him in soot. "So THAT'S a Bomb Flower." He shook the soot off himself, picked another one and, using telekinesis, threw it at the other head. The Bomb Flower exploded on contact and made the other head fall. The two heads then raised up again and roared. The head on the left tried to bite Silver's head off, but he ducked before it could.
"Interesting," Shadow told himself.
"The main head was supposed to come out after we hit the other two," Silver explained. "What's going on?"
"The Shadow Bugs have powered up the essence and made it even more difficult to defeat," Shadow reasoned. He then threw another Chaos Spear at the head on the left making it fall to the ground.
"Makes sense," Silver agreed as he picked up a two Bomb Flowers with his telekinesis. "That just means we'll have to hit it twice as hard!" He then threw them both at the other head, making that head fall to the ground with its counterpart. The two heads then roared as purple water leaked around them, submerging the Bomb Flowers as Silver quickly jumped away. Then, the ugliest plant you would have ever seen in your life came out of the water with its eye ball sticking out of the bulb on the end of a long tongue.
"That's…just gross," Shadow commented at SD (Shadow Diababa). Apparently, SD overheard him. The giant plant roared in annoyance and started to spit acid at the two. The two split up as Shadow quickly ran to the other side of the room and Silver jumped into the left cubby. SD decided to go after Shadow (because of the insult he gave earlier) and spit more acid at him. Shadow got hit in the arm, but it only caused a first degree burn.
"Get ready, Shadow!" Silver yelled as he threw a bomb at SD using his telekinesis. It hit him square, making him quake in pain and then fall over, exposing his eye. Shadow quickly threw a Chaos Spear at the eye. SD shook at the attack, pulled the other two and quickly got up. The main head quickly aimed at Silver while the other two heads went for Shadow.
"CHAOS CONTROL!" Shadow yelled as he disappeared. Silver got out of the cubby right before SD spit acid at him and, using his telekinesis, ran across the wall until he reached the other cubby. Shadow then appeared above the eye and used a Chaos Spear to hit it. He disappeared as SD quaked and fell onto the floor. Not wasting an opportunity, Silver quickly left the cubby and did a falling kick which hit the eye hard, almost making it explode. Silver then got an idea. He then used his telekinesis to squeeze the eyeball until it exploded.
Bad news; he got covered in purple blood.
Even worse news; Shadow appeared right behind him and also got covered in it.
"ROAR!" SD cried out in agony as it continued to thrash around. It then started hardening in a standing-hunching position while the water turned from purple to a clear blue. SD then turned black and exploded into black squares which then came together to form a ghostly form of part of a helmet.
"I think this was what Tommy was talking about," Shadow muttered to himself as he took out a distinct pendant. The ghostly helmet was then swallowed up by the pendant. "Now where did Silver go?" he asked himself while grunting through his teeth. His question was shortly answered when he heard the door close. "SILVER!"
"CHAOS CONTROL!" Silver yelled quickly on the other side of the door while holding up the dark blue Chaos Emerald. Luckily, he disappeared, leaving a very angry Shadow where he was standing a second ago.
Kakariko Village
"Excuse-a me," Mario (wearing a cloak) as he got the attention of a man in robes as he walked down the street that was lined with old buildings. "Could you-a please tell me how-a to-a get to-a Death Mountain?"
"Yes," the man answered. "I can tell you how to get to Death Mountain, but if I may ask- why do you want to go up there?"
"My friend and I need to-a get something that is only-a found on-a Death Mountain for our other-a friend, Link," Mario explained.
"Ah," the man said. "So you know Link. He had rescued the Gorons's leader after he fell victim to the curse deep inside the Goron Mines."
"I remember," Mario replied. "He-a told my friends and-a I much about his adventures throughout-a Hyrule." (Authoress: Okay, this conversation is really boring and not really related to the plot at all, so let's make it interesting!) Suddenly, the mountain just outside Kakariko Village exploded, sending derbies in every direction.
"MARIO!" Andrea (transformed and wearing a cloak) yelled as she ran over to them. "What just-a happened?"
"Something is wrong with Death Mountain," the man said. "Right outside the village there is a path that leads directly into Death Mountain. You must help the Gorons. It may be related to the item you are looking for. It was the same with Link and it might be the same with you."
"Thank-a you," Mario said. "We'll be-a back as soon as we-a can be."
"Oh, please-a no," Andrea muttered to herself as she and Mario started walking toward Death Mountain.
A few minutes later; The path to get to Death Mountain
It didn't take Mario and Andrea (no longer wearing the cloaks) long to get to the rock and metal-riddled path. At the base of a huge stack of metal was a yellow person with tattoos on his body and a pile of rocks on his back.
"Excuse-a me," Mario told the strange man. "Is this the-a correct way to Death-a Mountain?"
"Yes," the man told him. "-but the mountain is not safe right now, so I'm guarding the entrance so no non-Gorons can get up."
"Please let us-a up," Andrea begged the Goron. "We-a have to-a get something very important in-a Death Mountain."
"She's–a right," Mario agreed. "Once we-a get the-a item, we-a will get off the-a mountain." The Goron thought about it for a few seconds.
"We-a know Link," Andrea told him.
"Oh," he finally said. "If you are Link's brothers then you're our brothers, too. (Andrea: I'm a girl!) Climb on my back." He then rolled into a ball. Mario and Andrea then looked at each other before climbing on it. The Goron started then started shaking. They looked down before being launched into the air onto the next level of the path.
"Thank-a you!" Mario called from the path before moving on. Andrea followed behind him with shaky legs and a pale face.
Seven very similar conversations later; Entrance into Goron Mines
"We-a made it," Mario (who is now carrying Andrea) said confidently as he entered the door into the Goron Mines. If Pit was with them, he would ask why Andrea's (now normal, paler than a ghost and cannot walk) soul was trying to leave her body through her mouth.
"ButIwanmamommy," Andrea said, not being able to speak properly or be understood as Mario put her down to talk to the Gorons gathered at the entrance two of whom were guarding the entrance to the deeper part of the mines.
"Ah," a Goron that was a bit smaller than the others, a bit wrinkly, purple lines on his stomach and the Goron symbol in purple on each of his arms. "So you are our brother."
"How did you-a know?" Mario asked him. "We-a just got here."
"It may not seem like it, but gossip travels fast around here," the elder explained.
"Ah," Mario exclaimed. "So you-a then must-a know about our-a problem."
"Yes I do," the Goron said. "Sadly, our patriarch has once again been cursed by something deep within the mines again. I, the elder, Gor Coron, have taken temporary control over the Gorons so that Link can come back and defeat the evil once again. Do you have strength equal to Link's?"
"I have-a beaten him a couple of times in-a battle," Mario told him.
"Then we will not stop you or your sickly friend," Gor Coron told his as he looked at the still-trying-to-recover Andrea. He then nodded to the two Gorons guarding the cavern. They stepped out of the way, allowing passage to the mines themselves. "The room where the patriarch is in is locked so he wouldn't terrorize Kakariko Village. The three parts of the keys are split between the other three elders. I'm going to warn you ahead of time; the other Goron elders are a bit older than me and are a bit senile."
"How senile is a bit senile?" Andrea asked suspiciously and weakly as Mario helped her to stand up.
Fifteen minutes later; At the first Goron elder's room
"Damn you kid," the elder (who was super short, being supported by a cane and with steam coming out of his back) told them. "Get the hell off my lawn."
"There's-a no lawn," Andrea (transformed and over her sickness) told him, looking at the rocky wrestling stadium.
"And sir, I'm-a not a kid," Mario added, being the one the elder talked to.
"Don't tell me what's real and what isn't," the elder retaliated. "I think whatever I wanna think. I'm not some dried up old man whose c-crazy an nabamm."
"Excuse-a me," Andrea told him. "Could you help-"
"MEH!" the elder interrupted her. "High pitched voice. Where am I? Sorry."
"You're-a one of the Goron elders, right?" Mario asked him.
"I forgot," he told them. "Oh wait- yes I am."
"Now-a that we-a found you, can we-a have the first-a part of the-a key?" Andrea asked him.
"No," he told them. "You damn kids today. All you want is the instant gratification. Back in my day, when we wanted to get a drink, we had ta' travel 800 thousand miles on foot over broken glass, through blistering winds while Nazis fired at us with flamethrowers and guard dogs bit at our ankles and apples were thrown at our heads-we don't know why they were thrown at our heads- but they did it anyways!"
"Do-a Nazis even exist in this-a world?" Andrea asked herself.
"Umm, sir?" Mario asked him.
"Oh yeah, here's the key." He then handed over the key and then the two started ignoring him as he went on to talk about World War III in the jungle that didn't even happen!
"Okay," Mario admitted. "I admit that-a elder was a bit-a senile, but hope-a-fully the-a next Goron elder will-a be a little more intelligent."
Fifteen minutes later; the second Goron elder
"Hey, you kid," the second Goron elder (who was hunched back, giant lips and a cane to support him) told Mario. "Get off my lawn!"
"There's-a no lawn," Andrea told him.
"And sir, I'm-a not a kid," Mario told him. "Look-a, can we-a please have the-a second part of the-a key?"
"Heh," the Goron elder retaliated. "You kids today with your pants so low and your baggy pants and your loud music."
"Sir, I'm-a wearing overalls," Mario told him.
"And you're-a barely wearing any-a clothing at all," Andrea told the senile elder.
"Heh, I can wear whatever I want, dammit," the elder retaliated. "Nobody tells me what to do. I'm not some forgetful old… What was I talking about?"
"Sir, could you-a please give us the second piece of the key?" Mario asked. "We're in a bit of a hurry."
"Heh, whatever," the elder told the two. "Is it time for my sponge bath yet?" He then handed over the key and then the two started ignoring him as he went on to talk about World War III in the jungle that didn't even happen!
"Well," Mario said unsurely. "I'm sure the-a third Goron elder can't-a be-a too-"
Ten minutes later; The third Goron elder
"Hey, you kid," the third Goron elder (dark skinned with gray hair) told Mario. "Get off my lawn!"
"I'm not a kid," Mario told the elder.
"There is-a no lawn!" Andrea told the elder in a desperate measure.
"Why ya' yellin' at me ya' young whipper-snapper?!" the Goron elder asked Andrea.
"Look, are-a you the-a third Goron elder or-a not?" Andrea asked rather rudely.
"Yes, I'm the third Goron eler," the elder replied.
"The-a third elder?" Mario asked for clarification.
"Eeer," the elder tried again.
"For-a-get it!" Andrea said, losing her cool. "Can-a we just-a have the-a third part of the-a key?"
"Hold on a second," the elder told her. "First, I want to tell you a story about my time in the navy. I was never really in the navy, but while I was sitting around in my rocking chair with nothing better to do, I started making up random stories about World War III in the jungle. It all started while I was having dinner at my nephew's." Mario and Andrea sighed. At least this elder admitted he was senile.
One long old person story later (which took about half an hour)
"- and that's when I found out my feet were infected with Chinese kittens," the elder finished.
"Does-a China even exist in this-a world?" Andrea questioned herself. "Sir, I have-a no idea how you-a got from-a navy to-a Chinese kittens, but-a please, may we have the-a third piece of the-a key?"
"Meh, yeah, sure," the elder told them as he gave them the final piece of the key. "Maybe sometime I'll introduce you to my nephew."
"Yeah, I-a think we'll-a be-a leaving now," Andrea told him as she dragged Mario out of the room with her.
"Okay," Mario told her. "Those-a elderly people were-a very senile."
"Now that we-a have the-a key," Andrea began. "-we can-a finally get to the room where the-a leader is-a at. We-a still have to-a get that-a Fused-a Shadow essence."
10 minutes later: The room where the leader is at
"O-a-kay, we're-a here," Andrea said as she unlocked the door. "You-a ready?"
"Ready," Mario replied as he rolled the door out of the way. They then went inside the room to see the door closing behind them. They walked forward and saw a huge, black body being held down by chains with a rock like helmet on his head.
"Is that-a it?" Andrea asked no one in particular. Suddenly, the body spontaneously combusted into flames. It ripped the shackles off from the wall and roared at Mario and Andrea. "Rose, if you're-a there, we need-a help!"
"You're fighting Fyrus?!" she asked in a panic voice through the headset. "Okay, what you need to do is-" Fyrus interrupted her when the jewel on its head suddenly started spewing out little bits of lava. "What's that noise?" Fyrus thrashed around for a little bit before clutching his head. He looked up to the sky in agony and the jewel on his exploded. He then exploded into many black squares as a black mass shrunk down in size. The black squares came together to create the Fused Shadow essence.
"I think it-a just defeated its-a-self," Andrea told Mario and Rose.
"How can this be?" Rose asked her in a very tense tone. "That's supposed to be one of the most epic boss battles in the game and it just defeats itself with its own flames? WHAT THE F-" Andrea hung up just in time to censor Rose.
"Let's be-a quick," Mario said as he took out the pendant. He held it up to the essence. The pendant swallowed up the ghostly Fused Shadow piece. "Let's-a go!" He and Andrea then left the room to go back down Death Mountain.
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m3At: Worst... birthday... ever... (stuck in a classroom along with nite train, Lex, a few other unlucky Authors and me)
nite train: You can say that again.
Lex: I just hope someone's coming to save us.
Me: Knowing Crazy, he'll do anything for me except give up chocolate.
random author: Do you think he'll save us, too?
Me: Proably not. You're not really a part of the Author's Notes. (all the random authors groan in annoyance)
Teacher: Hello, children!
Everyone except the teacher: AAAAH!
First, I want to say Happy Birthday, m3At! I worked on this whole arc just to get it done for today (not all of it will be posted today, but I wanted to see how long to make the chapters). Like the Author's Notes suggest, I actually had to start going back to school today (even though it was just for band camp, but I have to be there from eight to four). Now, about voting, it will be temporarily closed to everyone can see how many votes were put for each person. I will say this now, from anonymous reviewers, Marth and Captain Falcon both got one vote. The voting will be reopened next week Wednesday when the next chapter will be posted. Now, I encourage you all to review and join the SSECGroup today! ;)