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extract1: eames, have you heard from arthur?
jamesbond: no?
artist2: shit.
extract1: none of us have heard from him in days.
jamesbond: good, maybe he's giving us a break from his pain in the arse moods.
artist2: SHUT UP EAMES
extract1: eames, be serious. we're seriously worried here.
jamesbond: sorry. when was the last time you talked to him?
artist2: it was 3 days ago. he was talking strangly, almost as if he was afraid to sign off.
extract1: there can only be one reason for this.
jamesbond: cobal?
extract1: exactly.
jamesbond: what do we do?
extract1: just wait, eventually he will come on.
artist2: what if he doesn't?
extract1: don't worry ariadne, we'll just have to wait.
jamesbond: i have to go, let me know if anything comes up.
jamesbond has signed out.
extract1: ariadne, don't worry.
artist2: i'm going to go. bye cobb.
extract1: please don't do anything stupid.
artist2 has signed out.
planman has signed in.
extract1: ARTHUR!
planman: cobb.
extract1: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!
planman: nowhere.
extract1: bullshit! you don't just dissapear for 3 days arthur!
planman: cobb, please stay out of it.
extract1: ariadne was worried sick! she's been freaking out for the past few days!
planman: i know, it was irresponsible.
extract1: seriously arthur, where were you?
planman: it was cobal.
extract1: what?
planman: they came to me and asked me for a job, they threatened to hurt ariadne if I didn't do it.
extract1: arthur...you should have said something.
planman: i wanted to, but how was i going to keep everyone safe?
extract1: who was it that did the extraction?
planman: some random guy i'd never heard of. nowhere near as good as you.
extract1: arthur, you have to tell ariadne where you were.
planman: i can't do that.
extract1: she'll want to know.
planman: i'll lie.
extract1: arthur, she's an architect.
planman: cobb.
extract1: ok, ok.
jamesbond has signed in.
jamesbond: OH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO TURN UP!
planman: cobb beat you to the abuse.
jamesbond: oh darn.
extract1: arthur was working for cobal.
planman: COBB!
jamesbond: oh la-di-da. someone's tired of working with the team.
planman: NO! eames, that has nothing to do with it!
extract1: sorry arthur, he had to know.
planman: he's so going to blab to ariadne!
jamesbond: oh, don't be such a teenage girl.
planman: asshole.
jamesbond: penis-breath
extract1: :O
jamesbond: AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING FACES COBB.
extract1: GEEZ, CAN'T A GUY MAKE FACES AROUND HERE?
planman: i've had enough of you guys. see you later.
planman has signed off.
jamesbond: alright precious?
extract1: dick face.
jamesbond: :O