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Note: Eh, I probably won't be able to update in a while.
Chapter 21
So everything was going right...only for the moment.
Ayame and Shigure were in the doctor uniforms. Yuki was stuck in the princess dress. Hiro was dressed as a ninja. Kisa was Elmo. Momiji was in a bunny costume. Akito was wearing all black, she called it "correct attire for the death god". Haru was a pirate. Rin was a cowgirl. Ritsu was...the odd raincloud. Kagura was a fairy. Kyo was also a ninja. Kureno and Hatori refused to dress up.
And now it was time to trick-or-treat.
"-and then poor Haa-san had to erase the girl's memory. And that, my dear children, is why you don't mess around with older women", Shigure told the young kids.
"That's disgusting, I am never letting you tell a story again. You pervert!", Akito shouted at Shigure and Ayame.
"It was truly an exciting night if I do say so myself. Until she transformed at least", Ayame added.
Yuki starred horrified at his older brother.
"ANYWAY...hurry up, let's get this thing over with...", Hatori ended the awkwardness.
The family headed on to the first house.
"Out of my way! God gets to knock first!", Akito shoved the others out of the way and rapidly knocked on the front door.
"GIVE ME THE DAMN CANDY AND I'LL LET YOU LIVE!", Akito yelled through the door.
"you're supposed to say trick or treat...", Haru quietly noted.
"SHUT UP OR I'll-AHHH!", Akito screamed upon seeing the woman's face.
"THAT WOMAN LIVES HERE!", she yelled, clinging at Kureno's feet and pointing to the woman standing in the doorway.
"Yesssss? My, what nice and sweet children are here at my door! Candy for you all!", Ren smiled and started handing out candy.
"NOOOO! DON'T TAKE CANDY FROM THAT WHORE! SHE PROBABLY POISONED THEM ALL!", Akito screamed as she knocked Kyo's candy out of his hands.
"Oh, don't be silly!", Ren laughed, "Here Shigure, take some candy. I can assure you it's not poisoned!"
Shigure starred at Akito, who was still clinging onto Kureno.
"Don't mind if I do", Shigure threw a piece of taffy into his mouth.
"NNNOOOO! YOU TRAITOR! I HOPE YOU DIE!", Akito cried out.
"Okay, if that's what you want...", Shigure smirked.
"I want some candy!", Kyo whined.
"Here you lovely young men! I bet Akito treats you horrible, you all need some chocolate to cheer you up!", Ren dropped some chocolates into Kyo and Haru's hands.
"DON'T YOU DARE EAT THOSE CHOCOLATES! I COMMAND YOU TO DROP THEM IMMEDIATELY!", Akito ordered.
Ren, ignoring her "son", continued to hand Kisa and Hiro chocolate also.
"NOOOO!", Akito cried, swiping Hiro up and clutching him to her chest, "not the innocent toddlers!"
"Akito, I'm just being polite! You should know better!", Ren calmly said, giving Rin and Kagura some gum.
Rin smiled evilly, "why thank you miss! Have a happy Halloween!"
"NOOO, RIIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?", Akito leapt over to Rin and shoved her away.
Rin pulled on the innocent face, "I'm politely accepting the offer. what do you think you are doing?"
"I-I...I AM DOING A GOOD DEED!"
"A good deed? Look at yourself! You're a hopeless selfish child! No wonder everyone wants to leave you!", Ren teased.
"TAKE THIS YOU BITCH!", Akito picked up a rock and threw it at her mother.
"Not this again...", Hatori complained, grabbed Akito from the back and pulling her away.
"Come on...let's go to another house before someone gets killed!", Kureno grabbed Yuki's hands while the others followed.
"IF THE ROCK HIT ME THEY WOULD JUST LEAVE YOU EVEN SOONER!", Ren laughed.
"Wanna bet? Watch this!", Akito wrestled out of Hatori's grip, picked up another rock, and threw it at her mother.
"Ow! That hit me! Haaha, they're going to leave you sooo soon!", her mother laughed again.
"Come on Akki, be a good girl", Shigure picked up Akito and threw her over his shoulders.
"NOOO! LET ME AT HER!", Akito struggled.
Meanwhile...
They all arrived at the next house.
"My turn!", Kagura stated as she walked past the others.
"Trick or treeeat!", she tapped on the door lightly.
"Kagura,you can't tap the door. You have to hit it!", Kyo told her, pounding his fist against the door.
The door opened, revealing Yuki's mother.
"MOOOTTTHERRR!", Ayame sang, running up towards her.
"Get away from me", and with that she slammed the door in his face.
The third house...
"Allow me...", Shigure normally knocked on the door.
"Hey, Hey! I know you! Heeeeyyy!", Haru shouted and pointed to the elderly man standing in the doorway.
"Oh...children. Here...let me get you some candy...", the elderly man slowly reached over for the candy bowl.
"UGH CAN YOU MOVE FASTER?", Akito insulted, and grabbed the bowl herself.
She threw the entire bowl at the others.
"CAANNDDYYY!", Momiji dived for the candy.
"Akito. Don't. Be. So. Rude", Hatori narrowed his eyes.
"Sir, I'm sorry about he-I mean him! He is just in a bad mood", Shigure helped the man up, who had fallen over when Akito snatched the bowl from him.
"BAD MOOD? I'M IN A BAD MOOD?", Akito clenched her fists.
"PMS", Shigure leaned over and whispered into her ear.
Akito's jaw dropped.
The fourth house...
Ritsu slowly knocked on the door.
"Trick or treat", the kids cheered.
A woman wrapped in a towel with a hair straightener in her hand.
"Oh, I'm so sorry to bother you!", Ritsu apologized, "We can come back later! No wait, we don't have to come back!"
Ritsu buried his head in his hands.
"No need...", the woman grumbled and quickly handed the juunishi candy.
"Okay...four housed down...a lot more to go", Hatori sighed.