Lackies
Jack regained consciousness with a groan. He'd never had a flashback as violent as that before. Slowly he opened his eyes and winced with the sudden light. He felt like he had the worse hangover of his life! And that was saying something! Blinking quickly, Jack noticed something rather odd. And by rather odd he meant very odd.
"Why am I upside down?" he asked when he tried to move and found himself bound and hanging from the ceiling.
"You think you've got problems!" a voice deadpanned from nearby.
Jack looked over and saw Ianto was locked in some sort of body armour that restricted any movement except from the neck up and the neck up…looked pretty pissed off. Jack looked around and noticed that they were no longer in the drama studio from before. Now they seemed to be in a large empty room. The walls were painted black and the floor was repetitive patterned tiles that would make anyone's head spin if they looked at it for too long, as Jack was starting to find out. The only light came from several wall lamps that were in the shape of large ovals and they cast an eerie glow over the tiles. A low constant din could be heard coming from outside the rooms walls.
"Where are we 'Yan?" Jack queried. Ianto snorted.
"How the Hell should I know?!" he exclaimed sarcastically. Jack looked at him and noticed that he had a nasty gash on his head that was bleeding slightly, trickling past the edge of his eyebrow and just missing his eye.
"Ianto? Are you okay?" Jack asked softly. Ianto sighed heavily and nodded, looking at the floor.
"He's just annoyed that his prince charming isn't here to save him." a voice said.
Jack's head jerked sideways and he saw the two girls a few feet away from him. He smirked and did his best to flip his hair given the fact that he was upside down.
"I am here I'm just a bit too busy to save him." Jack retorted. Alex looked at Sarah and they both laughed. This time, Sarah spoke.
"We didn't mean you Jack, we meant Owen."
Jack did a double take.
"What!?"
Ianto looked at his feet guiltily.
"Owen? OWEN!? You serious?! The guy who wouldn't even know chivalry if it opened a door for him with a blush to its face!?" Jack exclaimed. Ianto glared at him.
"That's enough Jack! At least I know where I am with him!" Ianto spat. Jack snorted.
"Yeah(!) And where's that? Between his legs?" Jacked said sarcastically.
"Better than between yours!" Ianto snarled back. Jack gaped at him. Alex stepped forwards.
"Alright ladies, break it up, break it up."
Sarah laughed.
"Yeah, if you're gonna fight, fight with handbags." She said, causing Alex to chuckle. Ianto scowled at Jack and the captain returned that glare for all he was worth.
"Why can I hear 'The Final Countdown' playing?" Alex questioned, looking around randomly. Sarah pulled her phone from out of her pocket and the music became louder.
"It's my new ringtone, you like it?" she asked grinning before answering the phone.
"Y'ello?"
Alex rolled her eyes as Sarah walked over into the corner of the room and began pacing slightly while talking to the person on the other end of the phone.
"What are you going to do with us?" Ianto asked. Alex thought for a minute then grinned.
"Oh don't worry about that Ianto my friend! You'll be screaming with laughter soon enough." She replied. Sarah's phone suddenly ricocheted off the wall and smashed against the floor, just missing Ianto's foot.
"What's happened now?" Alex sighed. Sarah came storming over, her face like thunder.
"Stupid, lousy, no good, piece of---ARGH! My mum's only gone and read my diary! Now I'm grounded for three weeks for writing 'rude and hateful material'! It's my ficking diary for fick sake!" the Goth ranted loudly.
Alex tried to calm her down but it seems that Sarah's temper had got the better of her.
"Right! Let's do this!" Sarah glared at Jack, "Lackies are we Jack? Well then, let's show you exactly what these lackies are capable of!"
Sorry it's sooooo amazingly short but PLOT BUNNIES!!!!!!!! AHHH!!! I'm nearly having to force myself to write this story atm! Reviews please ^^ x