Chapter Twenty One

Characters: Dean, Cas

Another day, another case found. Dean and Cas had found a primary suspect, the victim's friend, Josh Nelson. However, they could not speak to him as he was at a Junior High School, teaching. But that didn't stop Dean who got a few police officers and his trusty friend, Cas, with him and went to the school.

"Is that the classroom?" Dean pointed at a door.

"Seems like it." Cas said.

Dean walked up to the door and started knocking. All noise in the room quieted down and soon, a man walked out and closed the door behind him.

"Hello, who might you be?"

Dean flashed his fake FBI badge.

"Special Agent Tony DiNozzo, this is Special Agent Timothy McGee." When Cas did not flash his badge, Dean elbowed him and glared at him, making him get his badge out.

"Can we have a word with you? Specifically, the police men here?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Do you know about James Archer's recent murder?"

"Oh, I know. Poor fellow, may he rest in piece."

"Don't worry, he is." Cas said, earning a smile from the teacher and another glare from Dean, who cleared his throat.

"Anyway, we would like you to go with the police for investigation."

"But I gotta return to the classroom-"

"We could take your place while you are away." Cas said, and Dean went wide-eyed. 'Oh, this is babysitting on a whole new level.'

"Um, Ca- Tim, we should be getting going." He smiled, nervously.

"But the kids need someone to look after them."

Dean have his friend a death glare.

"Alright, we'll do it."

"Good, just try to keep them busy. Make sure they don't tear up the curtains, last time they did that we had to move to another classroom."

"I don't see how torn curtains are a problem-"

"They burned 2 desks."

"Oh."

The teacher went with the officers, and they walked out of the school, leaving Dean and Cas look at the door.

"I hate you, Cas." Dean drew a deep breath and walked in. Every noise stopped, and Dean was met with 20 pairs of eyes, staring right at him.

"Um, hello. I'm Dean Winchester, and this is Castiel.. Um, Cas, remind me your last name please." Dean stared at his friend, hoping he would go along with it.

"I don't have a last name, Dean. You know that."

Dean almost wanted to bang his head on a nearby table.

"Okay... Just call him Mr. Cas. So, your teacher is currently busy, and he asked us to keep you company."

"Are you a teacher?" A boy asked.

"Uh, no. You see, we are Special Agents."

Every one in the classroom let out a 'whoa'.

"So," Dean said, sitting on top of the desk, "what do you guys wanna do?"

Numerous answers including 'experiments' were shouted, along with 'studying' from the group of nerdy kids at the back.

"How about History?"

Every kid groaned in frustration, excluding the nerds.

"Let's go with History, then." Dean grabbed a History book from the desk.

"Um, turn to page 1?"

"We are in page 94, sir." A girl said.

"Um, okay. You heard her, page 94."

While the kids were turning the pages, Dean turned to Cas.

"Dude, help me out here!"

"What would you like me to do?"

"I don't know! It's obvious they don't like History, but I can't just let them do whatever they want, they'll destroy the classroom!"

"Try to keep the children occupied with History."

"Damn it, Cas."

Dean turned back to the children.

"Alright, um, who discovered America?"

"That's not what page 94 says." A kid said. "We are currently learning about the American Civil War."

"Even worse." Dean muttered. "So, um..." He turned to Cas.

"Dude, I don't know a shit about History. Did you happen to observe the Civil War or something?!" He whispered.

"I didn't get to see the Civil War, I was sleeping."

Sean's jaw dropped to the ground and he face palmed.

"What are you talking about with the trench coat guy?" A boy said, getting Dean's attention.

"Nothing, nothing. So. American Civil War, eh? Good war, good war..." Dean started, but couldn't find any subjects to talk about the Civil War.

"You know what, screw History, we all hate it." Dean threw his book on the ground, and every kid cheered, throwing their books on the ground as well.

"Screw this, just ask me and Cas questions about anything you want."

Every kid raised their hands in the air, and Dean picked a girl.

"What do you have to say?"

"You're hot."

Dean chuckled as every kid in the classroom let out a 'Ooh'.

"Sorry, but I only get it on with women my size."

"Not you, dumbo, him." The girl pointed at Cas, who frowned his eyebrows, while Dean's moment of sass got shattered.

"Him?! He only wears a trench coat! How is he hot?!"

"I'm sorry, but I don't see how I'm hot, I'm not sweating."

Dean got up, walked to a wall, and hit his head on it, while the kids were laughing at both him and Cas.

"This is gonna suck so bad. Next question."

Dean pointed at a boy.

"You."

"Can we play anything? Like hide and seek!"

"That's not really a good question."

"Please?" Every kid begged.

"Whatever, fine. Just don't destroy anything."

"I have an idea for a game!" A girl said.

"What is it?"

"We tie you two up and we go outside!"

Sean's eyes immediately widened.

"Um, I don't think this is a really good idea-"

Every kid slowly got up, a smile creeping in their faces. Dean immediately got up from the desk and slowly walked backwards, alongside Cas.

"Cas, get us out of here!" He said, not taking his eyes from the kids.

"Dean, I can't just fly out of here, there are kids watching."

"For crying out loud!" Dean and Cas slowly backed away until they were met with a wall.

"If we run to the door, will we make it?"

"Doubt it." Cas said.

"Attack!" A boy shouted, and every kid leaped forward to Dean and Cas.

Dean opened his eyes. His hands were tied behind his back, and his feet were tied as well.

"What the hell? Cas?" Dean looked around, searching for Cas, who was nowhere. He was alone in the classroom, probably locked in, and the kids were doing God knows what to Cas because he was so adorable, and kids love adorable.

"Stupid 7th graders..." Dean said, trying to get up but failing miserably. He tried untying the knot, and on his 5th try, he untied the knot in his legs.

"Fucking finally!"

After managing to untie his hands, he searched around the classroom for any kids that were lurking by. After finding nothing, he went to the door, which was surprisingly unlocked.

"Cas?!" He shouted at the empty halls. He ran across the school, until he was in the school yard.

What he saw made him confused, dumbstruck and wanted to sit down and start laughing. But mostly confused.

There was Cas, sitting on the ground, with a group of kids around him, and he appeared to be telling them a story. Every kid was in awe, not taking their eyes from the Angel.

Dean waited a bit until Cas was done, and when the story finally ended, every kid got up, thanked Cas and returned in the school, but bumping into Dean first.

"What the hell did you do?!"

"We tied you up because frankly, you were annoying. We listened to an amazing story from your friend. He's awesome!" A boy said, and every kid returned to the classroom. Dean walked up to Cas.

"Dude, Cas, how did you do that? How did you calm the Devils down?"

"I started telling them a story about how the Earth was created."

"And they believed it? Hehe, silly kids."

"Everything I told them was true."

"Wait, so you, you told them everything? Like everything everything? Or, everything to a minimum?"

"Don't worry Dean, I didn't say anything about me being an Angel. Although a girl kept saying how I was hot, but I wasn't sweaty. What did she mean?"

Dean chuckled and patted his Angel on the shoulder.

"Come on, let's get the hell home. And Cas?"

"Yes, Dean?"

"Please don't offer to do anything for us again."

Ooh, just realized I haven't updated in a long while, so here you go! (I got sucked in by the Avengers fandom, damn it Loki). I don't know how I get such crazy ideas, I think this is the craziest chapter by far o.o This wasn't really a Drabble, it was rather big for a Drabble xP And kudos to those of you who got the NCIS reference! Hope you enjoyed ^_^