Disclaimer: I do not own the turtles…
Michaelanglo's POV
I really did try not to laugh; I have never seen Raph look so flustered. Don and I looked up from our movie as he came and sat in the armchair. His eyes were huge.
"What's up, dude?"I asked, putting the movie on pause. He stared at the floor. "Leo is awake."
Both Don and I straighten. 'Really? How is he?"
"Very…hot.." Raph said, slowly. I blinked at him. I heard Don swallow. "You mean, he has a fever?"
"Maybe…but it took every thing I had not to screw him right then and there." My eyes about popped out of my head.
"You kidding?" I asked, leaning forward, eager. Don made a noise of disapproval. Raph shifted. "It's his fucking skin! Every time I touch him I get as horny as sin!" Don gasped, but I busted out laughing.
"Really? Damn. That is hot, Raph. I am surprised you gotta away with your life?"
Raph smiled a little. "It wasn't easy."
Don got to his feet. "Okay, I have had enough of this conversation. He headed over to the lab to check on our patient. Sour puss.
I grinned at Raph. "Ya know. It is kind of nice to be able to talk to you about this." I said. "I thought I was going insane when I first thought of kissing Leo."
"Well, ya aint." Raph said. He was getting his steam back. "So.." I went on. "Why didn't you?"
He raised his eyes, looking at me. "He said he didn't hate me…." My smile dropped off my face, so fast that I am sure the people in china could have felt it hit the floor. I waited as he went on. Raph rarely ever talked like this.
"I got to thinking…what if I kiss him…and then…you know…" Raph fell quiet. I frowned at him. "I don't think he will. Ya gotta give Leo a little more credit then that. Besides, now you're thinking like Donnie. It's why he never says anything to Leo. The guys is gonna crack, though."
Raph shrugged. "Maybe. All this is driving me crazy, too. I don't think I can do this much longer."
I nodded. "Ditto. It will be tough, but I think Leo will come around. Family is too important to Leo to let little a fact like, that we all want to fuck him, break him down. "
"Fuck, Mikey! Don't say it like that!" Raph snorted.
I grinned at him. "Show I say it another way?"
I stretched and then settled back down into the couch. "And maybe you are worrying for nothing, Raphie."
Raph narrowed his eyes at me. "How the heck so?"
"Cause at the rate, you're going. You are not even going to get a shot a Leo. He's gonna be all mine. "
'Oh, is that so?" Raph got to his feet, cracking his knuckles. I let out a squeak. "Wait..Raph.." I leapt to my feet, jumping over the couch as Raph dove for me. I heard him smack into the coffee table. I didn't look back. I darted into the bathroom and locked the door. About two seconds later, the whole door shuddered.
"Open up, Mikey." I heard Raph's muffled voice through the door. As if! I knew instant death when I heard it!
"Uh..Mikey isn't here right now..Leave a message at the beep. BEEP!" I cried back.
"Yeah, I got your message right here." I heard Raph say.
Perfect. I put my ear to the door and Raph banged on it. "Ow!" I moaned, holding my head.
I looked around the bathroom.. looks like I was going to spend the rest of the night here…Me and my big mouth!