Authors Note: Ok Im doing an estimate and I say that this will most likely be a 2 parter, and ive got a huge project due and I gotta get ready for state exams and crap but LUCKILY Spring Break is before all that BUT im gonna have to work on that project during then too soooooo if I don't update in a while its probably because of that but during Spring Break I SHOULD be getting a lot of chapters out MOST LIKELY.

The Meeting: In Between Dimensions: Takeover Part 1

Doofenshmirtz and the OWCA of the 2nd Dimension hung from their wrists by chains.

"I cant believe it, I cant believe that little bastard took over the Tri State Area" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed.

"Believe it" Said a deep sinister voice, completely different and more hoarse then Platyborgs normal innocent childlike voice.

"I should have never done that to you Platyborg, I'm sorry!"

"Don't be, I'm glad you did, I believe I owe you a thank you, you were right after all, I was too soft AND too childish, you got your wish, I am none of that anymore"

"You were fine the way you were, oh Platyborg, I was wrong I was horribly wrong!"

"Then why does this feel so right? I am now the ruler of the Tri State Area, ruler of all these pathetic people, I can do what I want, I could kill all of them if I want to, and I just might do that"

"I've created a monster!"

"You created an evil leader, a ruthless evil leader, I thank you, but now…I have a planet to destroy…" Platyborg walked over to something that looked like a large sphere that was covered by a white sheet.

"What is THAT?" Doof asked.

"Oh its just a little something I made…"

"Little? That things HUGE!"

"Do you like it?"

"YOU made that?"

"Yes, yes I did, I learned from the best"

"Wow Platyborg thank-"

"I meant Google"

"Oh well that's just mean"

"Thank you"

"It wasn't a compliment Platyborg"

"Well I take it as one"

"Maybe you shouldn't"

"Oh but I did"

"ENOUGH!" Carl interrupted "You guys are getting nowhere! This isn't even interesting your just bickering! Get on with it!"

"The nerd is right" Platyborg nodded.

"HEY!"

Ignoring the nerdy intern, Platyborg continued speaking.

"I have to go destroy a whole planet, now if you'll excuse me"

"Platyborg you can't get away with this!"

"Oh but I just did"

And with that the now evil cybernetic platypus left the room.

"Well this is just GREAT" Doofenshmirtz groaned.

"Well this is all your fault"

The former dictator glared at the intern.

"If you had just accepted Platyborg for who he was instead of trying to change him into something he's not, none of this would have happened"

"Gee thanks" Doof rolled his eye "This has definitely been the worst two days of my life"

*2 Days Earlier*

Platyborg was watching television when Doofenshmirtz walked into the room.

"Platyborg? Are you crying? Your not watching a Soap Opera are you?"

"Shhhh its very emotional, Sheila just broke up with David! How could she? She is such a wh-"

"Platyborg!"

"Lets just say that she is something that rhymes with door"

"You are unbelievable"

Platyborg just ignored him and continued watching the television and crying.

"David WHY?" Platyborg sobbed.

Doof rolled his eye and left the room.

"Unbelievable…"

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It was now later and Doof and Platyborg were eating dinner when Platyborg spilled his soda and then started crying.

"Really?" Doof sighed in annoyance.

x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x

Platyborg was playing Just Dance when he tripped, and then proceeded to cry.

"Doooooof" Platyborg whined "Doooooooof my knee hurtsssssssss"

Doof rolled his eyes and sat the cyborg on a chair to look at his knee.

"Its just a scrape"

Platyborg looked down at his knee and saw that it was bleeding but just barely, he then proceeded to scream.

"IM BLEEDING!"

"Your barely bleeding"

"I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH!"

"Platyborg-"

"AHHHHHHHHH"

Doof sighed.

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It was now 10 o'clock and Doof had just finished putting Platyborg to bed. He sat down at his desk and sighed. It had taken 2 hours but Platyborg was finally asleep, it took 20 minutes to convince the cyborg to brush his teeth and 30 minutes of chasing him around the house trying to get him to actually lie down in his bed. 10 minutes to actually tuck him in and to get him to stop flailing. And an hour of trying to convince the cyborg that he wouldn't die in his sleep if he closed his eyes. Its not like he had a problem with doing this, he went through the same thing every night with Platyborg, 20 minutes trying to get him to brush his teeth, 30 minutes of chasing, 10 minutes to tuck him in and an hour of trying to convince the cyborg to actually close his eyes.

He did this every night, and he didn't have a problem with it, but for the past week it had been different, Platyborg had been becoming more and more attached and babyish and childlike, and whining, he couldn't stand the whining. Now Platyborg had always been quite the whiner but this was worse, he was now whining 10 TIMES more than he would on a regular basis and that's a lot considering that he already whined a lot before.

Doof couldn't take it anymore, he couldn't take the whining and the crying and the screaming and the defiance and he definitely couldn't take the immaturity, whenever Doof would attempt to talk to the cyborg, Platyborg would just put his fingers in his ears and sing 'lalalalalalalalalalala'.

THAT was just annoying.

And the cyborg was too soft and made it upon himself to make it generally noticed, I mean how many evil scientists nemesis was their allies? Just his. How many scientists nemesis's was an unstoppable cyborg? Just his. And how many scientists nemesis's would bring up animal rights at a LOVEMUFFIN meeting and then suggest that there should be an exception for all pandas and that they should all be beaten to death in the most inhumane way possible? Don't answer that.

Finally Doof couldn't take it anymore, it had to be stopped. He went to his lab and began rebuilding an old invention.

The Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator.