21) Missing Klaine Scenes: Yes/No

A/N: this is basically a drabble guys I didn't actually see it in it's entirety... I just YouTubed the video of "We Found Love" and everything is based off of that... Please don't hate me... I promise that "Michael", "Heart", (I refuse to acknowledge "The Spanish Teacher"s existence) and "ON MY WAY" (press rewind for EMOTIONAL TWIRLING!) will be much better (Well, in my opinion anyways.)

Special mentions to:

Gleek1906-Klaine4eva for getting the quotes right in AVEXMAS Also for reviewing so much, all of you guys! Means a lot!

Enjoy!

XXX

Kurt and Blaine were lying on the raft after the Glee club had just performed "We Found Love". Everybody else had already left the pool, but they decided to stay behind and chill. They were laying there in silence when a thought occurred to Blaine as he laughed.

"What?" questioned Kurt.

Blaine smiled at Kurt. "It's just... I wonder if this is how the Warblers felt, you know? Watching something that was completely inevitable take SO long! I mean, I've only been here for a few months, and that was when they actually WERE a couple!"

Kurt laughed. "Yeah, you didn't even miss the HALF of it! Mr. Shue had a wife that put the "Terri" in "Terrible" who faked being pregnant so that he wouldn't cheat on her with Mrs. Soon-to-be-Shue."

Blaine turned his head to Kurt, his eyes wide in shock. "WHY am I JUST finding out about this!"

Kurt rolled his eyes and ignored the question from his closet gossip of a boyfriend. "After he left her, he kissed Emma after sectionals, and everyone was like "FINALLY!" But then, Terri came and of course ruined Wemma-"

Blaine raised an eyebrow. "Wemma?"

Kurt sighed. "You know how the Warblers came up with the couple name Klaine for us? Well, the New Directions! came up with Wemma- along with Finnchel, Quick, Brittana, and Furt."

Blaine's eyes widened. "I thought you said you never had a boyfriend before!"

"Huh?"

"What's or rather who's Furt! It has the second half of your name!"

Kurt began laughing hysterically. "No, no, no. Furt is what Finn came up with for Finn and Kurt the day my dad and Carole got married. He felt bad that he wasn't there when Sam got in a fight with Karofsky and he felt that he needed to stick up for me. He promised to have my back no matter what, and so far, he's held true to his word... Now will you PLEASE let me continue with the Wemma story?" Blaine nodded vigorously and Kurt went, "Coughcloset-gossipcough"

"Hmm?" asked Blaine.

Kurt was inwardly thankful for his boyfriends obliviousness as he continued. "Nothing... So AS I was saying, Terri ruined Wemma by coming in to his house on date night and ruined the song they danced to by pointing out that it was their prom song. Emma ended it and went out with a dentist. The dentist left Emma the next year because she was still not over Will, but he was dating Mrs. Holliday- best sub EVER! -Then, during the "Night Of Neglect" Mrs. Holliday broke up with Will because he was still in love with Emma and- well, actually, nobody really knows exactly WHEN they got back together, it just kind of happened... Then, after a very unnecessary wait, he finally proposed."

"HOW did you find out about all of this?"

Kurt smirked. "The same way I got that picture of you in my locker. For me to know and you to not!" he laughed. "I have my sources..."

"You know what scares me?" asked Blaine. Kurt turned his head to him. Blaine swallowed. "That marriage may not be an option for us, and people like us- like Britt and Santana... It's like... People think that just because we're gay, it means that we don't have those dreams of settling down and raising a family... It makes me feel even more alienated."

Kurt reached across for Blaine's hand and took it in his own. "Hey," he whispered. "Remember what I said last year at Prom? Well, I meant it. No matter what it takes... No matter how hard I have to fight... I'm going to show them that they can't touch us." As if to prove this he leaned in and kissed Blaine on the lips.

"You know what?" said Blaine. "On second thought, I don't give a damn what they think. They can alienate me all they want as long as I still have you, that's plenty fine with me." he inches closer to Kurt and wrapped his arms around him as he kissed him again. Kurt pulled Blaine closer, wishing there was a way for there to be absolutely no space between them.

This kiss was simply amazing. It was giving both on them the feeling that they were slowly turning until...

*SPLASH*

The weight of both boys had been enough to turn the raft over, and suddenly they were surrounded by water and Kurt couldn't find Blaine as he rose to the surface. "Blaine?" he called, swimming in small circles to look for his boyfriend. "BLAINE!" he called louder.

From behind him, Blaine crept behind Kurt and suddenly put his hands on Kurt's shoulders while screaming, "YAAHH!"

Kurt shrieked and flailed his arms and he faced Blaine, who was now laughing hysterically at his boyfriends reaction. "Blaine Anderson, you JERK!" He playfully swatted Blaine's shoulder with mock-anger in his voice. Kurt just couldn't stay mad (even if it was just mock anger) at Blaine for long. He wrapped his arms around Blaine's next and kissed him intensely for the next thirty seconds or so.

When he pulled away, Blaine said, "Fifty bucks says that Satan is right behind us right now..."

A familiar voice came out from behind them. "Then you'd be out fifty bucks Frodo! But I'm sure you two would work it out in... Other forms of payment.

Kurt blushed furiously but Blaine just rolled his eyes. "Are you in need of any assistance today, Santana?"

"Actually, no I just wanted to let you know that Glee Club practice is cancelled today... Just in case you didn't know..."

"And you decided that now would be the perfect time to tell us this?"

"My rainbow senses were tingling..."

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A/N: please, please, PLEASE don't hate me for that crapper of an ending! I know, I know, I'm getting a little obsessed with the whole "Santana walking in on Klaine" thing, but it's fun!

Up next: Michael

I am about to reveal a few SPOILERS from wetpaint dot com. If you don't want to see them, then just scroll down to the quotes.

Rumors are flying that there will be a Whitney Houston tribute episode after big bro and Sat Night Gleever and guess who Kurt will be singing to! (Is it for their anniversary? Idk, cuz I thought that would be OMW since they got together for the Regionals episode last year. But they also got together on the 16th ep of season two, but the Whitney Houston tribute eppy is 17th... Oh, Glee! Keep track of your anniversaries!)

For "Big Brother"- and I quote! "As for Klaine, don't worry, there aren't any plans to break them up right now (fangirl squeal and screaming "F*CK YES") but watch out in tonights episode where Kurt shows some hesitation in making any long-term commitments to Blaine (Me: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO F*UCKING MEAN! and NOOO! *FLIPS TABLE*) yeah... The withdrawal is getting worse as the premier gets closer...