Quick authors note: Flower, thank you for all the suggestions! I most likely won't use Cinderpelt, Scourge, Sandstorm, Tigerstar, Purdy, Hollyleaf, and Foxleap, so they are free for you to use in your talent show fanfic!
A drumroll echoed throughout the Warriors Got Talent studio. "That's new," Snowfur commented as she walked onstage.
Mothwing skipped after. "I like it!" she mewed. "Hawkfrost should do that every single time!"
Hawkfrost poked his head onstage. "Wasn't me," he meowed before vanishing.
Suddenly, a drum set fell from the ceiling and crashed onstage. It was a good thing the wood floor had twenty layers of titanium steel under it because no one trusted Hawkfrost, or else it would have broken through the stage. Sunset sat gleefully on the seat of the drum set.
"Surprise!" she crowed, banging on the cymbals with her drumsticks. Everyone covered their ears.
Mosskit jumped up. "Toss me a drumstick!" she called, and Sunset threw one of the pointy sticks as hard as she could. Mosskit somehow caught it, then looked around for something to hit with it. She looked at Breezepelt, then shoved the drumstick in his ear. Breezepelt yowled on pain.
"Sasha!" Snowfur screamed over the cymbals. "Cut! CUT THE CAMERA!"
"Welcome to Warriors Got Talent!" Snowfur smiled. The drums had been removed, and Sunset sat angrily next to Mothwing, who didn't seem all that fazed. Breezepelt's ear was bandaged, and he glared at Mosskit. Yellowfang chuckled silently.
"We have more gifts!" Snowfur said. Looking into the camera, she added, "Please do not send us any more gifts. Our mailbox s full, and right now there are so many unopened gifts, they will last five episodes! I will update when our mailbox is empty." A/N: Yes, I mean it!
Snowfur opened a letter. "This one is from catgirl2900. It says; Breezepelt gets a dangerous awesome unbelievably cool button that summons a raw egg. One time use. Mosskit gets a moss shooter. Mothwing gets a robot that eats markers uncontrollably. Yellowfang gets a book called "How to kill you son". Sasha gets a beautiful blue dress. Breezepelt also gets a jar of happiness. Tell him it gives him special powers if he drinks it."Snowfur silently read the part saying, "It actually makes him act like an excited Mosskit."
Breezepelt looked giddily at the jar. "Bottoms up!" he shouted, drinking the contents in one gulp. He set the jar down, then froze. His pupils dilated, and his breathing quickened. Breezepelt then passed out.
Mosskit prodded Breeepelt with a paw. "Are you okay?" she asked.
Suddenly, Breezepelt jumped up. He began spinning in his chair. "WHEE!" he cried.
Mosskit brightened. "That magic potion made Breezepelt FUN!"
Breezepelt gasped. "You just spoke in all capital letters!"
"I know!" Mosskit squealed. She pulled a miniature bouncy house out from under her chair and began to hop on it.
Meanwhile, Mothwing fought with her evil robot by throwing markers at it, which was kind of pointless. No one noticed or cared.
"I understand now," Breezepelt said, gazing in awe at Mosskit. Suddenly, he bowed down to her. "You are so wise," he whispered.
Snowfur looked impatiently at her watch. "We are running out of time! I guess we can only do one gift today, because this show has a twenty minute time frame and we are already ten minutes in!"
"Technically," Mosskit interrupted, "we really aim for a 1,000 word frame, and we are currently at word 540, so yes, we should get going."
Breezepelt nodded. "True."
Snowfur was going to ask what in StarClan they were talking about, but decided that if Mosskit was right, they were now at word 574 and were losing time.
"First up," Snowfur announced, "is Graystripe, who will be competitively eating."
Graystripe waltzed onstage. Hawkfrost pushed a big table onstage, on which 2,322,434 cookies were stacked. "I will eat all of these cookies in one second."
Breezepelt, Mosskit, and Sunset gasped.
Graystripe exhaled and began to stretch. The audience watched in anticipation as Graystripe leaned forward, then leaped into the air. He opened his mouth and dived head first towards the table. It one bite, he ate every singly cookie, somersaulted off of the table, and bowed.
Breezepelt and Mosskit both immediately pressed 'like', but Yellowfang gagged. "Disgusting," she commented, pressing 'X'.
"Actually," Graystripe said," "I have to agree. That was very disgusting." He then ran offstage. Retching noises were heard offstage, and Yellowfang gagged again.
"Alright," Snowfur said, peeking offstage. Her nose wrinkled. "Hawkfrost is going to have a hard time cleaning that… bathtub… Hawkfrost, why do you have a bathtub?" She watched offstage, where Hawkfrost shrugged and threw Graystripe into the vomit-filled tub.
"Gross," Snowfur continued. "Next up is Cloudtail, doing jumping tricks."
Cloudtail brought out a trampoline. Hopping on, he began to flip around and do backflips. Breezepelt "Oohed" and pressed 'like'. Mosskit followed suit. Suddenly, Cloudtail hopped in one place, doing no tricks. Hawkfrost passed him a basketball, and once Cloudtail was bouncing pretty high, he slammed the basketball on the trampoline. This double-bounced him so high, Cloudtail zoomed through the ceiling, leaving a hole. He never came back down.
Yellowfang pressed 'X'.
Mothwing recorded the score on her board in her magic marker. The robot then ate the magic marker and Mothwing screamed angrily.
"Lastly," Snowfur meowed as she walked up to the robot, "is Bluestar singing Skyfall." She popped the Robot's head off, and all of Mothwing's eaten markers spilled out. Mothwing cried tears of joy and hugged all of the markers.
As the blue she-cat walked onstage, Mosskit squealed. "Hi, Mommy!" she shouted.
Breezepelt waved. "Hi, Mosskit's mommy!" he called. Bluestar looked confused.
"Welcome back on the show!" Snowfur said. "Whenever you're ready!"
Bluestar took a deep breath, and began to sing. "This is the end. Hold your breath and count to ten. Feel the earth move and then. Hear my heart burst again. For this is the end, I've drowned and dreamt this moment, so overdue I owe them. Swept away, I'm stolen. Let the sky fall. When it crumbles, we will stand tall. Face it all together. Let the sky fall. When it crumbles, we will stand tall. Face it all together. At skyfall. At skyfall."
Mosskit applauded and pressed 'like'. "That's my mommy," she whipered to Breezepelt.
"Your mommy is awesome," he whispered back, pressing 'like' as well.
"Skyfall is where we start. A thousand miles and poles apart, where worlds collide and days are dark. You may have my number, you can take my name, but you'll never have my heart. Let the sky fall. When it crumbles, we will stand tall. Face it all together. Let the sky fall. When it crumbles, we will stand tall. Face it all together. At skyfall."
Mosskit and Breezepelt applauded again. Bluestar bowed again, and Yellowfang pressed 'like'.
"Bluestar will appear in the Battle of the Champions!" Snowfur announced.
Mosskit hopped up and down, screaming, "Yay, Mommy!" Breezepelt joined in. Yellowfang stared worriedly at Breezepelt.
Snowfur pulled out the gift card and read it again. "This wears off, right?" she asked.
It was so fun writing Breezepelt acting super silly. Unfortunately, he acts as Mosskit's foil, so I need him all grumpy and cynical.
QOTD: who is the best duo on the show?