Words: 90
Rating: K
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: Yoda, Ashla (the Togrunta in the Yoda-trains-younglings scene)
Note: I know that the Star Wars galaxy tends to use Metric, but for us Americans it just doesn't evoke the same thing. So, feet, not meters.
It was quite a realization when Ashla noticed that she was taller than Master Yoda. He had always loomed over the younglings, a bastion of wisdom and attitude. But he was only something like two feet tall, and Ashla was so proud when the med-droid announced her to be 2'3". As Yoda walked down a hallway, Ashla scurried along behind him, trying to get close enough to see over his head.
He turned around. She stopped. "Size matters not, Padawan."
Yoda managed to loom, even though he was only two feet tall.