Me: HEY GUYS! WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Erik: Yes, and we need to shout because?
Me: REASONS! WE'VE MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH! I AM SO SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING, BUT SCHOOL AND SIMS AND RP AND DOCTOR WHO GOT IN THE WAY.
Erik: Excuses Excuses.
Me: DON'T JUDGE ME!
Disclaimer: I didn't own it before, and I don't own it now. Noting except this laptop is mine.
Me: WAKE UP DUDES AND DUDETES!
Erik: *Jumps* Who? What? Where? What do I have to kill?
Christine: Is that always what you jump to?
Erik: Well, it is moth season.
Raoul: Any particular reason you interrupted us?
Me: Guys, it's been months since we've done anything.
Erik: And man have we enjoyed the break!
Gale: Nonstop TV and relaxation!
Me: You guys, we need to do something, or our readers will forget about us!
Erik: Let them.
Jack: Do I get a say in this?
Me: No, shut up Jack.
Jack: I never get to say anything.
Me: I don't care. Okay, so down to business.
Christine: What's up?
Me: We have a new character joining us!
All: *Groans*
Me: What?
Raoul: We have no more room!
Christine: I'm sharing a bed with Gale, Erik's in your room, Raoul's sleeping in the theatre room, and Jack in sleeping in a hammock outside in what I am pretty sure is the monsoon. We can't fit in another character! Where would they sleep?
Me: In the closet!
Erik: …
Raoul: …
Christine: …
Gale: …
Jack: If I'm not needed, I'm gonna go back to my corner where I stand when you guys forget about me. *Walks off*
Me: Okay, not the closet.
Erik: Who is it anyways.
Me: I'm glad you asked! *Snaps and Bellatrix Lestrange appears*
Bellatrix: Who? What? Where?
Erik: My sentiments exactly.
Me: Welcome Bella! You have been voted here by popular opinion, and now you get to live with us!
Bellatrix: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Me: *Dives out of the way, ninja rolls and grabs her wand*
Bellatrix: Hey!
Me: You will get this back when you learn to behave!
Bellatrix: But… But…
Erik: Just don't argue with her.
Gale: It's easier this way.
Me: Okay Bella! You will now be sharing a room with Christine.
Christine: WHAT?
Me: Gale, you can share the theatre room with Raoul, its big enough.
Raoul: We need a bigger house.
Me: Well, we won't soon!
Christine: Why not?
Me: ANOTHER CHARACTER IS COMING!
Erik: Won't that just create more need for-
Me: Shut up, Megan's talking. Soon we shall be joined by…THE DOCTOR!
Christine: *Fangirl squeal*
Erik: You mean from that show you've been watching non-stop?
Me: Yes!
Erik: Damn.
Raoul: But, Megan, then we'll have seven fictional characters in one house.
Me: Um…I'm afraid we'll still have six.
Gale: But there's six now. One more would be seven.
Me: Not if you get rid of one.
Erik: …You mean…
Me: Yes. I'm afraid one of you has to leave.
*Silence, then-*
Bella: PICK ME!
Erik: NO, ME! ME!
Me: SILENCE! You do not get to decide! The fans do!
Christine: Another poll?
Me: Yup! And if they can't make a decision, I kick off Jack.
Jack: *From the corner* WHY?
Me: Because you're not funny anymore.
Jack: Oh.
Christine: Can't we just replace him with Captain Jack Harkness?
Me: Ooh, we should!
Erik/Raoul/Gale: NO!
Me: Why not?
Raoul: We are not having that thing in the house!
Christine: Spoil-sports.
Bella: Uh…I'm kinda lost…
Me: Basically, you get to just chill here and go on zany adventures once and a while. Oh, and no killing, maiming, torturing, magic, or rebuilding the league of death eaters.
Bella: Who put her in charge? We're all older than her!
Gale: Yeah, but she's scary.
Raoul: Very scary.
Erik: You should be afraid.
Bella: …
Me: Well, now that's we've got Bella, I can do something I've wanted to do for a long time.
Bella: What?
Me: *Smacks her* HOW DARE YOU KILL DOBBY YOU PSYCO-LADY KILLER BITCH! YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED FROM MOLLY! DOBBY WAS A FREE ELF! AND HE WENT TO SAVE HARRY POTTER! AND YOU KILLED HIM! YOU SHOULDN ROT IN THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL FOR HIS DEATH!
Bella: *Cowering* Y-you guys weren't kidding.
Erik: *Grabs my shoulder* Okay Megan, calm down. Have you got that al out of your system?
Me: yeah, I think so. Okay, who wants popcorn?
Christine: Me!
Gale: Extra butter!
Bella: Um…Erik, was it?
Erik: Yeah?
Bella: Is it always like this?
Erik: No. Most of the time it's worse.
Bella: *Groans*
Erik: It's okay. You get used to it. Just don't touch the ACOPHF, don't mention Dobby, call Raoul a fop as much as possible, it's getting out of practise, and try not to strangle anyone in their sleep.
Bella: Okay. Thanks.
Jack: Hello? I'm still in the corner you know!
Me: Yup. One of our number is leaving forever.
Erik: *Packing his bags. So sad, hate to see it happen, I'll miss you all-
Me: Shut up you. So head to my profile and vote for who should leave! And yes, Erik is in the running, even if you won't vote for him.
Raoul: And please don't vote for me just because you think I'm a fop. I have a normal haircut now! I am not a fop! And I don't want to go!
Me: *Huggles* It's okay Raouly. The voters won't get rid of you. Right? *Glares*
Christine: Don't forget to review!