Hello my dears. :D once again I would like to say I'm terribly sorry about not updating. But I'm just starting highschool and It's crazy 'round here. I was looking at how many people have me on author alert, and their favs and I was like Grrr. Cause I know how it is when someone doesn't update for a while and your walking around all pissed off and wanting to bite someone.

Now the other thing that kicked me into gear was the starting season of FOOTBALL! YAY!YAYAY! –cough- Now I'm a major redskins fan, and i'm really excited. yay You gotta love me. Lmao. I have tests to do tommorow Booo! Anyway I'll try to update regularly from now own.D –cough- now I usually don't totally do random crap in my drabbles but a certain bear had to be put in here.

Extra Extra! I have a qeustion. Should I continue this drabble after this chapter or go onto a new one?

Disclaimer- Me no owny anythingy

Warning- cussing and Shonen Ai

Once Roy and Ed, stopped their splashing, they climbed out of the water, both totally soaked to the bone. They lay on the bank for a moment, before sitting up, Ed once more complaining of the bugs.

"Why don't they bite you?" He whined as they walked back to the campsite, his hair hanging around his face.

"Because My skin is tough and I'm old, and I smell nasty, like smoke." Was Roy's answer, as he shook his head trying to dry his dripping hair.

"You don't smell bad!" Ed exclaimed, staring at him. Roy just laughed.

"Only you can prevent forest fires" Came a deep voice, and Ed Screamed, immediatly hiding behind Roy.

Roy blinked. "What the hell?" He said, staring at the bear standing in front of him, wearing overalls.

Ed peered around Roy and did a double take. "OH MY FUCKING GOD! A TALKING BEAR! IT MUST BE A CHIMARA!" He screamed, and Roy winced, clapping his hands to his ears.

"No Ed. It's Smokey the bear" Roy explained, and Ed looked totally clueless.

"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM OUR CAMPSITE YOU CHIMERA!" Ed Yelled, jumping out from behind Roy and tackling the bear, using his metal arm to pound it's face in.

Roy sighed. Oh well he never liked Smokey that much anyway.

Once Ed had crawled off of the bear, he dusted off his hands. "Damn Chimeras" He said, and joined roy at the campfire. It was getting dark now, and Roy had dragged out some hot dogs.

"How do we cook them?" Ed asked a bit confused.

"You put them on a stick... Like this" Roy stuck the hotdog onto a stick, and Ed wrinkled his nose.

"You have no Idea what has been on there" He said.

Roy rolled his eyes. "the fire will just burn it all off" He stuck the dog into the fire, and waited a bit before pulling it off. It was a little crisp but still god. He took it off the stick and stuck it onto a hotdog bun, and took a large bite.

Ed watched him chew, and winced as his stomach rumbled. He snatched Roy's stick, and stuck the hot dog onto it, thrusting it into the fire. Ed didn't pay attention to it, and when he pulled it out of the fire, it was all burnt and charred. Roy laughed, and gave Ed the other half of his, and began cooking another one.

Ed had to admit. It was pretty good.