A/N: Probably the last CB you'll ever see. So yeah, enjoy or skip over :D

Commercial Break 4

…Twins standing in front of a camera…

K+H: "Youkoso, mina-san! The writer felt that the story was getting too serious, so she decided to add in another one of these 'Baka' short."

They flashed a toothy grin at the audience.

K+H: "Today, we'll be exposing each of the hosts' daily activities in the morning! How? We secretly record a video of them of course! We'll start with Haruhi."

A screen appears behind the twins and plays a video clip. The audience sees Haruhi in the kitchen, preparing a normal breakfast. Her dad is sitting at their little dining table reading the news paper. Unluckily for him, he was caught picking his nose.

H: "Eh? That's it? Nothing interesting here…"

He still stared at Haruhi's image.

K: "Let's continue. Up next is Tamaki."

H: "This should be interesting."

Another video clip replaces the other. This time the audience sees Tamaki in his bedroom. Tamaki is lying down on his king-sized bed holding onto a small picture frame with a goofy smile on his face. Little pink hearts start to emanate from him.

"Haruhi! My precious daughter!" He was rolling on the bed revealing a small glimpse of the picture in the frame. It was Haruhi's photograph. "You've finally accepted me as a father!"

Red veins appeared on Hikaru's head. Hikaru quickly throws a remote at the screen. A sweat drop reveals itself on Kaoru.

K: "Um…moving on…"

K+H: "Next is Kyouya!"

The screen flickers into a new clip. It showed Kyouya sleeping in his bed. He didn't do much, just slept there. It was around 8 o'clock, so no one expected much.

…4 hours later…

H: "Kaoru wake up! Kyouya finally got up!"

Kaoru was drooling leaving a stain on the table in front of them.

K: "Huh….what?"

He drowsily looked at the big display.

Kyouya was fixing his glasses and looked across from himself. There was a gift basket on the desk that he was staring at. A clearly evident lens was poorly disguised under some calla lilies. His eye twitched as he ran up to the basket, trying to find out who was responsible for this. A small note hung on the back. He grabbed it and read it out loud:

To Kyouya, Good morning!

If you are reading this, then it means that you found the basket and you know that we are recording everything you are doing right now!

Don't worry it's for profit! It's for the show!

From KaoruxHikaru

It was signed with a drawing of the twins heads. They had the same bored expression on. Hikaru was sticking out his tongue while Kaoru made a peace sign.

P.S. Look up

Kyouya looked up to his ceiling and found the same drawing enlarged on it. He furrowed his brows and an oversized vein showed up on his head. He crumpled the note and threw it at the ground.

Bam!

Kyouya punched the lens, leaving the viewers with only bits of sounds and then blanks out with static.

K+H: "He took out the lens…"

A huge sweat drop appeared in between them. They shrugged.

K+H: "Next up is Honey-sempai!"

The clip of Honey appears, showing him eating cake. "Hi Kao-chan and Hika-chan."

K: "He knew?"

Hikaru shrugs.

H: "That's Honey-sempai for you."

Mori suddenly emerges from Honey's bedroom door with plates filled with sweets. "Takashi, say hi to Kao-chan and Hika-chan!"

The man of many words says, "Hi."

K: "Same old, same old."

H: "BORE-RING~"

K+H: "What about Natsuki-chan? Let's see what's she's up to."

The screen flickered frantically until it showed a video of Natsuki. She was still in bed sleeping.

K: "…"

In his mind, Kaoru was thinking 'so kawaii~'. Hikaru started to mumble…

H: "This…reminds me of Kyouya…No wonder, Kyouya and Natsuki get along so well…"

Kaoru faced his brother, thinking that he heard something.

K: "Did you say something?"

H: "Ehehehe…No…"

Kaoru shrugged. Click! Hikaru turned the clip off.

K: "HEY!"

H: "Well, that was boring…See you mina-san!"

K: "Wait, huh? But weren't we gonna-"

H: "Bye-bye!"

A/N: Thanks for reading.