Chapter Twenty-One: Switching Bodies

Episode 21! Yay! Thanks for all the reviews guys, keep it up! Werewolf lover99, I didn't say someone hated you, I said they were annoyed with you. There's a big difference. One of the writers logged off their account, left a review on a random story under your name, saying "werewolf lover99 is spamming and needs to get a real account." And if your motives is to say that pandas and gorillas are going to be extinct, why don't you just say so? People don't think about that stuff when they read the reviews they've gotten. All it looks like is that you want your OC's in the story and won't stop asking. Not to drag this out any longer, but you say you're a kid, but, if you weren't lying before, you're 26 years old. Most people are out of college by then. I'm not saying you're a bad person or anything, but please, stop asking people to use your characters so much. If they don't answer you, it most likely means they don't want to use them. There are plenty of other ways to spread your message. FYI, one of your characters seems like a Gary Stu. Running faster than Sonic? Nah, I don't think so. Now please enjoy the chapter.

TDU Train, Conductor's Room

"Last time on Total Drama Universe," Chris began. Contestants had to create a five star restaurant to be judged by moi. Unfortunately, for a certain little Goth brat, she tried to poison me and…UGH! I don't even want to talk about it. What will happen next? What is Phineas planning? The answers to come on Total…Drama…Universe!"

(Theme Song A Whole New World)

Loser Class, Team Y

"Three times in a row!" Joey exclaimed. "How could we lose—"

"Aren't you used to the feeling by now?" Angel snapped. She pushed herself off of the wall she had been leaning on and walked in to the middle of the room. "I think Gwen was framed by someone, don't you think?"

There was a murmur among the team as the others considered it. "No way!" Misty said automatically. "No one on our team hated Gwen—"

"Exactly," Angel said. "No one on OUR team. How do you know that it wasn't one of the X's?"

"Are you stupid or something?" the redhead retorted in annoyance.

"Not as stupid as you," Angel said in a bored tone. "What makes you think it wasn't one of them? Or are you just disagreeing with me to be annoying? Because you already succeed at that without trying, believe me."

Misty's face was burning bright red. "Well—"

"HE KILLED FINNICK AND PRIM!" Melaney yelled. Everyone turned to look at her.

"What?" Sonic asked.

"HE KILLED FINNICK AND PRIM!" Melaney repeated. "RED KILLED FINNICK AND PRIM! WHERE IS HE SO WE CAN VOTE HIM OFF?!"

"We can't vote him off," Tails pointed out. "He's not on our team, remember?"

"I DON'T CARE!" Melaney yelled, jumping to her feet. "I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"

Bathroom Confessional

(Ash)
"Great…it's Burgundy all over again…"

First Class, Team X

"YOU KILLED FINNICK AND PRIM!" Cilan yelled, causing Red to fall out of his chair.

"What?" he asked.

"HOW COULD YOU?!" Cilan wailed, pounding his fists on the ground. "I LOVED HIM!"

Amy, who had happened to be walking by the two, raised an eyebrow. "Don't you mean 'her'?" she asked suspiciously.

"Um, yeah," Cilan sniffed, getting off the floor. "That's what I meant." Bianca giggled from the couch, then turned to Phineas, who was sitting in a chair a few feet away. "What're you doing?" she asked cheerfully.

"None of your business," he said, typing something in on the computer. He looked up. "Why do you care, anyway?"

"Because I'm interested," she said innocently. She scooted closer.

"No," he said. He changed tabs, preventing her from seeing anything. "Will you stop watching me?!"

"I'm only curious," she said. Phineas rolled his eyes when Chris came in to the room.

"It's challenge time!"

Somewhere in the Woods, Canada

"Welcome to some random place in Canada!" Chris announced to the contestants. The others had no reaction as usual. He sighed. "Doesn't anyone care about my feelings anymore?"

"What feelings?" Morgan and Melaney asked at the same time.

Chris paused. "Good point," he said. "Anyway, today's challenge will require you to feel very…empathetic towards some people." He began laughing maniacally while the others raised eyebrows.

"I think he's just pathetic if you ask me," Meowth whispered to Bianca.

She looked down at him in confusion. "I don't get it." The cat-like Pokemon sighed and looked back at Chris. "HEY CHRIS! WE ONLY GOT A HALF HOUR SHOW HERE!"

Chris stopped laughing. "Hey! That's MY line! You can't take it! You—"

"Just get on with it already!" everyone else exclaimed.

"Okay, okay," the host said, putting his hands in front of him in defense. "Today's challenge is simple. First," he took out a box of extremely dark sunglasses. "I want you to put these on." The contestants each put their hand in and pulled out a pair.

"But we can't see anything," Amy said, looking around blindly.

"Exactly," Chris said with an evil smirk. "Now hold out your hand—no Joey, that's not where I'm going with this—"

"I'm not touching anything that I don't know about," Zoey said stubbornly.

"Oh for God's sake, just touch it already!" Chris yelled. Many of them rolled their eyes behind their glasses, then touched…whatever it was.

Sonic raised an eyebrow. "Is this a Chaos Em—" he was cut off when a blinding light went through the area, causing all of them to get thrown on to the ground. After a few seconds of groaning, they all got back up on their feet.

"Dat was stupid," Meowth muttered, rubbing its head. "We didn't even need da glasses…" for some reason instead of feeling so short, he seemed to be everyone else's height.

"Why do I feel so much lighter?" Stephan asked.

"No one really cares, Steven," Trip muttered. The other took off their glasses and gasped. "What?" His eyes widened as he looked down at himself. He was now wearing a red and blue striped shirt, and was much more…muscle-pudge-ish. He ran a hand through his hair, which was supposed to be blonde and shoulder length, but was now auburn and stood up on his head. He rushed in to Cilan's bag and pulled out a mirror.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Chris was grinning from ear to ear. "Can I help you Trip? Or should I say…Stephen?"

Trip grabbed him by the shirt collar, now able to hold him up above his head by one arm. "What did you do to me?!"

Chris was still smiling. "Oh, I didn't do it to just you. Everyone else has switched bodies too!" The others gasped as Chef pulled in a large whiteboard from the train. "This table should accurately show who you switched with," he explained. It was all written in black marker, in Chris' handwriting, of course.

MY EVIL PLAN FOR SWITCHING THE CONTESTANTS :D

-Brock & Morgan
-Melaney & Angel
-Sonic & Cilan
-Joey & Eggman
-Tails & Phineas
-Amy & Ash
-Red & Zoey
-Meowth & Bianca
-Steven & Trip
-Silver & Misty

OMG I LOVE MYSELF XD

Chef shook his head disapprovingly.

Bathroom Confessional

(Chef)
"I think Chris's gone crazy over the past few seasons. I mean, switchin' the little maggot bodies? Ain't that a bit weird?"

Somewhere in the Woods, Canada

"Oh my God!" Brock exclaimed. "Does this mean I have boobies?!" Morgan slapped him across the face before he could check.

"Don't you dare!" she growled. She rubbed her eyes, or Brock's I should say. "Merlin's pants, how do you see out of these things?!" (AN: Merlin's pants is canon. I'm not kidding, Hermione actually said it Deathly Hallows.)

Melaney gasped, looking down at her gloved hands. "Does this mean I have ice powers now?" she asked. "How do I—" she let out a tiny scream when a blast of snow and ice flew out of her hands and struck a tree, freezing and knocking it over. The others turned and looked at her. "Um…hi."

Angel groaned, unaccustomed to being a Yoshi. "Just don't try to do anything stupid while you're me," she sighed.

"I'm so tall!" Joey exclaimed. "…and fat."

Phineas was glaring down at his new body, disgusted to look like his enemy.

Bathroom Confessional

(Tails)
"Why, Chris, WHY?!"

(Phineas)
"Having to be in this little mutt's body is gross. But, I might as well take advantage of it while I can…"

Somewhere in the Woods, Canada

"Ew, I'm a girl!" Ash exclaimed, looking down at Amy's pink dress. "And an ugly one, too!" Amy slapped him.

"At least you don't look like an idiot now," she growled, rubbing her cheeks. "WILL SOMEBODY GET THESE Z's OFF MY FACE?!"

"All right, all right, settle down," Chris said to the contestants. "Here's your challenge—"

"YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?!" Silver exclaimed, grabbing him by the shirt. "IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I'M A DUMB REDHEADED GIRL NOW!"

"Hey!" Misty exclaimed. "When I figure out how to use your stupid telekinesis, I'm going to kill you!"

"But when we switch back, it won't be my body that'll be dead, will it?!" he shot back.

"Hey, at least you get to be somewhat okay looking," Sonic exclaimed. "I look like a waiter or something!"

"Well I don't look very intelligent," Cilan snapped.

"You never where intelligent!" Meowth exclaimed, shuffling around to get used to Bianca's tight long skirt.

"CAN WE GET BACK TO THE CHALLENGE NOW PLEASE?!" Chris shouted. The others turned to him. He sighed. "Okay. In the wizarding world, there are things called Hallows and Horcruxes. Hallows are three special magical items three men got from Death: the Cloak of Invisibility, the Resurrection Stone, and the Elder Wand. Horcruxes are pieces of someone's soul, like Vol—"

"Don't say it!" Morgan and Joey exclaimed at the same time.

Chris rolled his eyes. "Fine. Horcruxes are pieces of someone's soul, like You-Know-Who's. There were seven: a ring, a diary, a snake, Hufflepuff's cup, Ravenclaw's diadem, a locket…hm…what's the other one…oh yeah, Harry Potter! Anyway, your job is to get accustomed to living in someone else's shoes and find either Horcruxes or Hallows. The team that brings back the most wins. Questions?"

"Uh, yeah," Morgan said. "How are we going to find these things? Six of the Horcruxes were destroyed, Harry Potter's somewhere in England with the Invisibility Cloak and the Elder Wand, and the Resurrection Stone was lost forever!"

"That's the catch," Chris said, holding up a finger. "You guys are going to have to find replicas of the real things. GO!"

The contestants ran in to the woods, some accompanied with those they switched bodies with, others by themselves. "Give me that," Morgan said, snatching the wand out of her own hand. "I hope I can still do magic now that I'm a Muggle like you." She pointed her want at a large boulder. "Accio boulder!" she shouted. The rock came flying at them, the two ducking just in time. They turned to see it hit Joey's now egg-like figure.

"OW!" he yelled. "You know, you'd think being this fat would help cushion the blow!"

Eggman walked by and shook his head. "Gravity hates fat people, kid."

The others walked by Zoey and Red, Melaney giving them dirty looks in particular. "What's her problem?" Zoey asked.

"Oh nothing," Red said, nervously tugging at Zoey's choker. "All I did was kill off Finnick and Prim—"

"YOU WHAT?!" Zoey exclaimed, unintentionally freezing the small area of ground around the two. "YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT!"

"I didn't think anyone would—"

"EVERYONE WOULD CARE!" Zoey shouted. "IT'S FINNICK AND PRIM! PRIM'S THE WHOLE REASON THE TRILOGY STARTED!"

"Okay, okay!" he said defensively. "Jeez. Now how do I walk in these high heel wedges?"

Bathroom Confessional

(Melaney)
"One does not simply kill Finnick and Prim…"

Somewhere in the Woods, Canada

Tails looked up at the starry sky, aggravated by his inability to fly now. "Now which Horcrux do I want to look for…" He saw something glittering in a tree above him. "Ravenclaw's diadem!" he gasped. He tried to fly upwards, then groaned when realizing he wasn't in his own body. He began inching up the tree little by little until he was finally at the top. He grabbed the Horcrux, turning it over in his hands. It was a beautiful crown, almost like a tiara, the main gem on the front shaped like a bird. Along the edges it read 'Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure!' He was about to crawl back down, but was knocked out of the tree when a familiar orange blur punched him in the face.

Tails landed on the ground hard, staring up at himself. "Hand over the diadem," Phineas growled. He kicked Tails in the side. "Now."

"I won't," Tails whispered. "And no matter how much you hit me…you're just hurting yourself…"

Phineas grinned. "I guess that's true, isn't it?" Within a split second, he was ramming Tails' body at high speeds in to a tree over and over again.

Growling, Tails began doing the same thing, dropping the diadem on the ground. "You're not gonna get away with this!" he shouted.

Meowth and Bianca happened to be walking by, searching for Horcruxes. "What are they doing?" Bianca asked, standing on Meowth's haunches to see over the bushes.

"Who cares?" Meowth replied. "Dere's a diadem over dere!" It rushed over to the fight, tripping due to Bianca's clumsiness all the way. It picked up the diadem and ran back to where they were. "Let's take dis to Chris!" The two ran back to the starting place, where Chris had been sitting in a lawn chair sipping soda.

"Oh Chriiis!" Bianca called in her cheery voice. She jumped up and took the diadem out of her own hand and handed it to the host. "We found Ravenpuff's diadem!"

"Yeah…" Chris said, taking it in his hand. "Actually it's Ravenclaw…" he took out a megaphone and screamed in to it. "TEAM X HAS JUST BROUGHT IN RAVENCLAW'S DIADEM! NINE HORCRUXES AND HALLOWS LEFT!"

Meanwhile, Melaney and Angel were looking for the Invisibility Cloak. "Why are we looking for a Hallow instead of a Horcrux again?" Melaney asked.

"Because I've had enough of worrying about souls," Angel answered. The two soon came to a large lake in the center of the forest, too large to swim across or go around.

"Now what do we do?" Melaney asked.

Angel looked down in to the water. "There's something silvery down there…I think it's the Invisibility Cloak." She looked at Melaney expectedly.

"What?" she asked.

"I'm not the one with ice powers here," she replied casually.

"But I don't want to go down there!" Melaney exclaimed. "It's cold!"

"You won't realize it's cold," Angel pointed out. "The only risk is that you'll get your metal foot caught between two rocks and you'll drown to death." Her friend gave her a weird look but she continued anyway, "Just hurry up. I keep shivering and I don't know why."

"Maybe it's because you're cold?" Melaney said questioningly. She turned to the pond and jumped in to the water. Angel was right—it wasn't cold. She swam down to the lake floor and grabbed the cloak, then swam back up to the surface. "I got it!" she yelled, climbing out of the water. Suddenly, the water began bubbling, as if boiling. She ran back to the shore. "What's going on?!" she exclaimed.

"I think we just found a Horcrux too," Angel whispered. As if on cue, a large green snake burst out of the water, slithering towards them. "It's Nagini!" she exclaimed.

"How do we bring it back to—" she stopped when Angel used the tranquillizer gun to shoot it down. "Huh," she said, examining the gun. "You know, if Harry used one of these things he could've saved himself a lot bull."

"Whatever," Melaney said, using Angel's spear to prod the snake. "Let's just go take this to Mr. I-Have-Perfect-Hair."

Woods, Chris' Area

"NAGINI AND THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK HAVE BEEN FOUND!" Chris screamed in to the megaphone. "SEVEN HORCRUXES AND HALLOWS LEFT!"

Angel and Melaney covered their ears. "Is that really necessary?!" Angel exclaimed.

"No," Chris said with an evil grin. "But it's fun."

Meanwhile, Cilan was searching through the forest, unaccustomed to controlling Sonic's speed. "I wonder where—" he tripped over a tree root and fell on the ground. Standing back up, he gasped. Up ahead of him was a large pile of rings about ten feet tall. "OH NO! SOMETHING TERRIBLE MUST'VE HAPPENED TO SONIC!" he yelled.

"No you idiot," a voice said from behind him. Sonic came out of the bushes. "I can't carry that many rings now, remember?"

"Oh yeah," Cilan said. "Well one of these has to be the Horcrux ring. And I'm not going to let some Y take it away from me."

"We'll see about that," Sonic said with a grin. He planned on doing a Spin Dash, but ended up landing on his back instead. Standing back up, he grabbed what used to be his body and flung him across the forest. He raised an eyebrow as Cilan screamed and disappeared from sight. "Never knew I was so light." He turned to the pile. "Now where's that ring…AHA!" he picked one out of the pile and squeezed it, knowing it was the real thing from the heartbeat that seemed to pulse from it. He ran back to Chris, panting. "Here's…the…Horcrux…"

"THE RING HAS BEEN FOUND!" Chris screamed, using the megaphone again. "SIX—"

"SIX HORCRUXES AND HALLOWS LEFT, WE KNOW!" Sonic yelled.

In another area of the woods, Joey and Eggman were looking for a Horcrux. "How do you get used to lugging all this fat around?" Joey complained.

"Don't push it, kid," Eggman said.

"Okay…fatty," Joey sniggered. He looked up at the sky. "Hey, what's that on that branch?" he asked. Eggman looked up as well, only to see the octagonal locket hanging from a branch. "It's the Horcrux!" he exclaimed.

"Now how do we get it down?" Eggman asked.

"You mean how you get it down," Joey said. "You're the 'genius'."

Eggman rolled his eyes, then took out one of his ray guns and shot the branch, causing it to hit Joey on the head. "Ow!" Eggman yelled.

"What're you going 'ow' for?" Joey asked, rubbing his now bald head. "You're not the one that got hit!"

"True, but I'm the one who'll have to deal with it when we switch back," Eggman pointed out. He picked the locket up. "At least we—"

"Lost the locket!" a voice from above yelled. Red had used one of Zoey's commando spears to snatch up the Horcrux. "See ya later!" He ran back to Chris, who was still yelling in to the megaphone.

"I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS…"

"Chris!" Red exclaimed.

"TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE…"

"Chris?!"

"I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, SEARCING FAR AND WIDE—"

"THERE ARE FIVE HORCRUXES AND HALLOWS LEFT!" Red shouted.

"Hey!" Chris exclaimed. "That's my job!"

"Well do it then!" Red yelled.

Meanwhile, Stephan was searching through the forest by himself. "When I find the Elder Wand, I'm going to make it so everyone gets my name right…" he muttered. "Now where—" he stopped when he saw it; the Elder Wand, sitting on a rock out in the open. "Yes!" he exclaimed. The outburst seemed strange coming from Trip's body, but he didn't care. He ran to the rock and grabbed the wand, but it seemed to be connected to something else. "Huh?" He looked up to see a large stag looming over him. It raised up its gigantic antlers, lifting him off the ground. What he had really grabbed was a deer's antler. It flared its nose. "Uh…hey there."

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!" he screamed. The stag had picked him up by the belt loop, its teeth biting in to his pants. "What're you doing?!" The deer tossed him down on to the ground, then walked away. Stephan groaned as he stood up again, then saw it: the Elder wand, sitting at the foot of a tree. "This has to be it," he said excitedly. He ran over to the tree and picked up the Hallow. "I wonder if it's the—"

"YOU ARE A MUGGLE!" the wand screamed. "YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE POWER OF THE WAND! YOU! SHALL! NOT! PASS—"

"Wrong fandom!" Stephan shouted, squeezing the tip of the wand to quiet it. He ran back to Chris, who was sleeping in his lawn chair. "HEY CHRIS!"

Chris let out a loud scream before flopping on to the ground. "What?!"

"I found the Elder Wand!" he exclaimed. Just then the wand began yelling:

"FILTHY MUGGLES! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH! YOU SHALL—"

"Shut up," Chris said, tossing the wand away. He took out his megaphone. "FOUR HORCRUXES AND HALLOWS LEFT!"

In another area of the woods, Trip was searching like everyone else, constantly hitting Stephan's big head on low branches. "Ow," he whispered, rubbing his temple. He looked in to a bush and spotted a glittering stone next to a small notebook. The stone was a deep black gem, the Hallows symbol engraved on it, while the notebook was an empty diary. "Huh," he said, examining the objects. "I guess—"

"HIYAH!"

"What the?!" the Resurrection Stone was knocked out of his hand by a red blur. "Red? I mean—Zoey?"

"Sorry!" she said teasingly, then ran back to the starting place.

"Hey!" Trip exclaimed. "Wait for me!"

A few minutes later, the two reached Chris, panting. "I found the Resurrection Stone!" Zoey exclaimed.

"You mean I found it and you stole it," Trip said irritably.

Chris shrugged. "Whatever." He took out his megaphone. "TWO HALLOWS AND HORCRUXES LEFT!"

In yet another area of the woods, Amy was searching for a Horcrux. "Stupid Ash," she growled. "Why does he have to be so much taller than me…" she bumped her head on another branch, then something shiny caught her eye. She gasped. "Pufflehuff's cup or whatever!" she ran to it, holding it in her hands. The goblet was a shiny gold, the little red gems glittering in the moonlight. Suddenly, the goblet split in to two.

Then four.

Then eight.

Then sixty-four.

Then whatever comes after that.

"What's going on?!" she exclaimed.

Chris' voice boomed from the starting area. "Oh yeah," he said. "One of these items has been charmed by the Gringotts Bank…so some'll multiply when you touch 'em." He started laughing evilly again.

Amy kicked a goblet, hurting herself and multiplying the amount of Horcruxes at the same time. She carefully made her way out of the pile of gold, grabbed a stick, and started prodding around. After about three hours of searching, she finally found the real one.

"I FOUND IT!" she shouted, then ran back to Chris. "CHRIS! I FOUND IT, CHRIS! I—"

"Okay, okay, I get it," he said with annoyance. He took out his megaphone. "ONE HORCRUX LEFT!"

Meanwhile, Brock and Morgan had stopped near a river to figure out which Horcrux had been found. "Okay," Morgan said. "So far they've found the ring, the locket, Hufflepuff's cup, Ravenclaw's diadem, the snake, and the diary. That means the only one that's missing is…Harry Potter."

"How are we supposed to find him?" Brock asked.

"I think that's him over there," she whispered. On the other side of the river was a boy with black hair, round glasses, and of course, the lightning shaped scar.

"What do we do now?" Brock said.

"Well Chris said these were all fake…so maybe we should just ambush him?" she suggested.

Brock nodded. The two crept across the river, hid behind a bush, then jumped on top of the boy. "Gotcha!" Brock exclaimed.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Harry Potter spluttered, spitting grass out of his mouth.

"Taking you back to Chris!" Morgan said. "Now hold still—"

"Expelliarmus!" Harry shouted. Morgan's wand went flying ten feet out of reach. "RON! HERMIONE! HELP ME!"

"Morgan, I think he might be the real thing!" Brock exclaimed.

"Don't be stupid Brock," Morgan said, wrestling Harry's wand out of his hand. "Of course he's not—"

"YOU'RE WITH THE MINISTRY!" Harry exploded. "YOU ALL THINK DUMBLEDORE AND I ARE CRAZY! WE'RE NOT, WE'RE—"

"Snape kills Dumbledore," Morgan said in a bored tone. "Oh yeah, and you're a Horcrux, Harry."

"W-What?" he asked in surprise.

"There," Morgan finished, tying the last of the ropes around the wizard. "Now you know what you are. I've just saved you seven years of unnecessary bull—" (Chris screamed something in to the megaphone to censor her) "in your life."

Brock seemed to be pondering something. "Should we tell him about uh…" he lowered his voice to a whisper. "Sirius—"

"Bellatrix Lestrange is going to kill your godfather, Harry," Morgan said. "And Dobby too."

"What?" Harry asked again. "HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THI—" Brock had hit him on the side of the head with his trusty frying pan, knocking him out.

"Can we take him back to Chris now?" he asked.

She shrugged. "Sure."

After a few minutes of walking and dragging Harry, they finally reached where Chris and the other contestants had been waiting. "Finally, you're here," he whined. "And you've brought Harry Potato, wonderful! That means the winner of the challenge is…a tie!"

"What?!" the contestants exclaimed.

"Yup," Chris said. "Each team brought back either five Horcruxes or Hallows. That means everyone can vote someone off tonight, and they don't have to be on your team! Whichever team doesn't lose a member tonight will get First Class!"

Bathroom Confessional

(Melaney)
"He killed Finnick and Prim!"

(Zoey)
"But Prim was so sweet…"

(Morgan)
"One does not simply kill Finnick Odair…"

(Harry)
"I'M THE REAL HARRY POTTER, I SWEAR! RON! HERMIONE! HEEEELP!"

Elimination Room, Teams X and Y

"Teams, Harry Potter," Chris began. Harry was tied up and gagged in the corner, trying to escape. "Surprisingly, every vote was—"

"Wait," Joey said. "When are we going to switch bodies? I'm tired of being fat—"

"Fine," Chris groaned. He held up the Chaos Emerald in the air, causing everyone to go back to normal. He glared at Joey. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, can I be a little tall—"

"No," Chris interrupted. He cleared his throat. "Surprisingly, every vote was for the same person…and the only one who doesn't get a cupcake is…Red."

Red stood up and turned to the others. "Whatever! I'm going to go start a band! I'll be famous!" he turned to Chef. "Throw me off, please." Chef shrugged and tossed him off the train.

Chris turned to the camera. "That's one more gone, nineteen to go. What will happen next? How much more torture can these guys take? What will I do with this supposed 'Harry Potter?' Find out next time on Total…Drama…Universe!"

Episode 21's done! Yay! Kudos to PokemonMasterRed75 for letting me use his OC, it was fun! Make sure to check out his channel fanfiction thingy before you leave. So yes, Harry's here. It's the Harry from between Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix, so obviously he'd be oblivious to all the deaths that would happen in the future. So Q of the Week: Which episode/chapter has been your favorite so far and why? AND YOU MUST TELL ME WHY, OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BLOWN UP BY BELLATRIX LESTRANGE! I don't know. I think she's my favorite Death Eater EVER. She looks so cool in the movies. Anyway, be sure to answer the question! Bye!