POST-SCRASH SESSION 3: SPECTATORS OF THE HOST

Chapter 20: Two Time Clocks

"Well, the deal is really simple. I got to Violet's museum and the original Skepness Man's time clock was still there, behind the third golden ticket found clip. Oh, and the robot Violet is a douchebag. That is really it." Dick Stiller satisfactorily explained and thus we watched Skepness Man and Chell Junor walk away. The gist was that we had the devices to get us anywhere in time and separate our group in two if we really wanted but still no means of getting to the Capitol so we were virtually useless. And on top of that Principal Business Man had locked the school so we looked for an event to attend instead since we're on a vacation and thus we found one.

It was called "Taco Warner sings all the numbers above 0 - feat. a hand dance by Vi Hart" (Seriously Written Note: Mathemusician Vi Hart?! That's a good one, Marrissa.) so we went to the City of Portal High School Centre of Culture and interestingly enough Principal Business Man was attending so we got to sit next to him and we all watched as the curtains unveiled a mouse person and a nerdy girl and as such everything happened according to plan with the mouse guy singing and the nerdy girl being too lazy to dance with her feet and instead dancing with her fingers. Halfway through though she also ended up hiding herself and all we saw were hands doing the same dance and then the song got to 1024 and the nerdy girl couldn't fingerdance anymore so she left.

About 24 hours later we four and Principal Business Man were the only alive and awake spectators of the host (AN OMG GEDDIT BECAUSE THE TITLE SEE ABOVE YOU) (Seriously Written Note: Thanks, I get it.) that Taco Warner was so I asked Principal Business Man "What's the deal?" and he said "I kind of want Ms. Hart to be one of the teachers at Portal High School" and Dick Stiller being the only sane man here said "Then you should have left with her." so Principal Business Man left. But after he left I shouted "No come back you have to get us to The Capitol" so we sighed and also left and we knew that the City of Portal High School Centre of Culture was doomed.

We suddenly remembered one another thing: after all, Violet let us stay in her home while we got to the Capitol, so we headed back to Tbilisi, Georgia. The walk was really long but since we were going along it so many times it started to feel like it was shorter and we finally got there and thus we got to the golden party which never happened because Roxa in particular thinks parties are stupid so. Yeah. And thus we stayed.

The next day in Portal High School Ms. Hart was now the Music teacher (Principal Business Man actually wanted her to be the Math teacher but Mr. Sanpe got even angrier) and thus Skepness Man and Chell Junor attended her lesson. One of the strengths of Ms. Hart was that she could draw really fast and explain her drawings at the time just like in her videos so the class watched with awe as she explained- was it logarithms or calculus? Wait a minute neither of those are music.

However one particular student, Damned Librarian, didn't think the class was interesting so he folded a paper airplane and flew it and it stuck in Ms. Hart's hair so she took it out and stopped her explaining. She carefully took the airplane out, put it on the desk and wondered how such a peculiar object of abstract physics and mathematics could exist in real life and instead she asked the smartest student here to explain. Turns out the smartest student was... Skepness Man Beauregarde!

"Well it was folded from paper and paper is already an universal method of saying something clearly as it is a thin white sheet but then it was folded into a different shape which only speaks the properties of that shape, for example, an airplane. If I wrote something down on the paper it would say more, and more, and eventually the paper would have so much information within it that it would become a black hole. So... yeah." Skepness Man said and Chell Junor stared at him being all in love and he noticed her.

"And what are you staring at?" He asked and suddenly everyone pointed at the newfound couple. Skepness Man noticed it and shouted "Look. I am a falmer troll. She is a powerful human. No interaction between us." but then everyone else said "Admit it Skepness Man you really love her" and everyone stared at him and even Aranna Sorket who at the time had been in another of Mr. Sanpe's "detentions" came along the class and asked: "What is this commotion?"

"Skepness Man is in love with Chell Junor." Damned Librarian said and Aranna responded "Of course he is. I was the first to figure it out, in fact." and Skepness Man was blushing and trying to look angry but as he was really in love he couldn't. Thus he left the class and Chell Junor and Aranna followed and Ms. Hart continued to explain the lesson.

The three of them walked along and Aranna kept saying stuff which made Skepness Man feel worse and Chell Junor feel better until at one point Skepness Man stopped and finally snapped.

"Okay, you convinced me. I am in love with Chell Junor, despite how utterly impossible it is. What now?" and Chell Junor was like "You know what all lovers do without expectation?" and Aranna ran back to the lesson since apparently Skepness Man and Chell Junor were going to do naughty stuff at the city boundary.

TO BE CONTINUED

OMG NOW EVEN I REALIZE SKEPNESS MAN AND CHELL JUNOR ARE LOVERS! WELL WELL WELL YOU CAN BE SURE I'LL BE WRITING A ROMANCE FROM NOW ON AND UNTIL THEN KEEP READING! BYE!