Thanks for all the reviews! It's my birthday in 7 days YAAAY! So please review!

Beth – this is our awesome idea from music! Charis – I CAN NOW PLAY HOT CROSS BUNS! Yeah this is dedicated to you and anyone who reviewed. *hands out skittles to all reviewers*

EMMETT POV

I was so bored.

Carlisle and Esme had called and Edward had told on me again.

Rose wouldn't let me do anything stupid. In other words – I couldn't do anything fun.

I was so bored so I got of the sofa and walked to Edward's piano.

"OI! EDDIE BOY GET DOWN HERE!" I shouted and he appeared at the bottom of the stairs a moment later.

"What Emmett?" he said warily.

"I BET I CAN PLAY THE PIANO BETTER THAN YOU!" I challenged.

Edward snorted.

"Yeah right. I have been playing the piano for over one hundred years. You have never played a piano in you life."

"And?" I asked. God. I didn't need experience to beat Eddie.

I am the awesome Super E! Nothing can beat me!

"Emmett stop calling yourself Super E" Edward said.

God get a LIFE Edward. Dumb mind reader.

He heard my thoughts and he walked towards the piano.

"Ok. Show me what ya got." He said.

I played Hot Cross Buns.

"BEAT THAT EDDIE!" I screamed.

He sat down and started playing Bella's lullaby.

She was sat on the side of the piano and when he started playing she fell asleep. Yeah. She FELL ASLEEP.

Edward's jaw dropped.

"BELLAA! SHE DOESN'T LIKE MY MUSIC ANYMORE!" He screamed.

I laughed and he threw a cushion at me. I dodged it.

"NOOO!" he screamed and ran out going to hug the Volvo.

We were all silent and all we could hear was Bella snoring.

I laughed.

Then Jasper started.

So pretty soon everyone else was laughing.

"AHHHH!" Bella screamed.

"What's up Bella?" Alice asked. Bella stood up.

"A SMURF STOLE MY SHOE!" she screamed and Alice was juts as horrified.

"Was it a shoe I would pick for you?"

"No. It was my favourite sneaker." Bella said sadly and Alice smiled.

"The smurf has a fashion sense dear Bella."

I laughed.

Bella scowled and stalked of to the garage to pry Edward away from the Volvo.

"So what do you wanna do now?" I asked Rosalie Alice and Jasper.

"LET'S WATCH HARRY POTTER!" Alice screamed and I shrugged while Jasper and Rosalie rolled their eyes.

When the huge wolf came on I asked "Hey do you guys think that Sirius Black is Jacobs uncle or something? 'Cause they both have the second name Black and the ability to turn into huge stink wolves"

"OMG! HE'S RIGHT! THE FREAKISH VAMPIRE DRUGGY IS RIGHT!" Alice shouted standing on the sofa.

"Yeah you know Alice – standing on the sofa doesn't make you look much bigger." I mocked.

"EMMETT! ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY HEIGHT?" she demanded.

"Not much to make fun of." I said simply and she jumped at me and bit me. Again.

"OWWWW! JEEZ! DAMMIT PIXIE! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND BITING PEOPLE?"

"You ain't a person or else the treaty would be broken." She said smugly and I glowered t her.

She smiled angelically.

As the saying goes 'The halo is only there to decorate the horns.'

Stupid devil pixie.

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Please review and you can have …. One of Alice's old pairs of shoes!

Alice: WHAT?

Me: Oh yeah.

Alice: NO! I AM EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO ALL YM SHOES!

Me: *shrugs*

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