Gaara stormed through Konoha. Everyone in his path quickly scrambled out of the way to escape his wrath. And his sand.

"You lied to me!" Gaara shouted angrily at Kakashi, who was back on the merry-go-round, with Rin in front of him a pink horse.

"Whee!" said Rin cried happily, the pink horse going past Gaara, who was rather confused.

"Help me," Kakashi begged as he disappeared from Gaara's sight, He had to wait before they came back around before he could jump on the horse behind them. Thankfully, it was black.

"Now, what were you saying?" Kakashi asked, turning around to face the jinchuuriki.

"You lied to me!"

"Eyes on the road, you!" Rin snarled, reaching back and wrenching Kakashi's spiky head forward.

"About what?" Kakashi continued.

"About my eyebrows! That weird kid who went to the moon decided to go to Jupiter, and they weren't there!"

Kakashi sighed. "You want to know where they really went?"

"No, duh."

"Right. Rin, cue the flashback."

"Whatever you say, Kaka-kun!"

Gaara raised an eyebrow at Kakashi. Wait, he doesn't have any.

Flashback

Yashamaru chased a three year old Gaara, a six year old Kankuro, and a seven year old Temari around their house, brandishing a razor.

"I just need to shave the ends of your hair!" he cried desperately. "It's just to make the ends straight!"

"No, meanie-face!" Temari shouted. Kankuro gave his uncle The Finger.

"WHY YOU LITTLE-!!" Yashamaru made a move to scoop them up.

"Human shield!" Kankuro called, tossing Gaara at their girly uncle.

"HEY!" Gaara shouted. Yashamaru grabbed him and attempted to shave his hair, but ended up getting his eyebrows instead.

End Flashback

"Oh, yeah, so that's why I hate them," Gaara said. "Wait, why didn't they grow back?"

"Rin?" Kakashi said. Rin nodded. "Another flashback, coming up!"

(Another) Flashback

"I'm going to kill you," chibi Gaara growled in his hilarious voice. (A/N: When he's six, he sounds so funny!)

"We said sorry!" Temari said, scrambling away from the approaching sand.

"I said, I didn't care!"

"Rawr!" Kankuro yelled, throwing a bottle of stuff at his brother. Gaara shielded his eyes, so it just splashed the spot on his face where his eyebrows were.

"Kankuro? What was that?" Gaara asked.

"It's supposed to keep hair from growing on designated parts of your face. Uncle Yashamaru uses it so he won't get a mustache."

End (Another) Flashback

Gaara got off and started home, a little confused.

"Is that true?" Rin asked.

"Oh, yes. I found the tape in Yashamaru's things."

"Can we watch it?"

"Sure."