Prompt: Instant Messaging

Author's Note: Hate me all you want, but I've been busy. Well that, and I have no idea what to write for this chapter. So I decided to go with the crack route again. Everybody loves crack, right? These IMS are different conversations by the way. I'm currently exhausted and high off of life, so excuse me if this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Disclaimer: I really own nothing. No, really. And I definitely don't own 'ShakeTramp' by Marianas Trench. Just seemed like a band Claire might listen to once in a while.

MadeInHeavenx3: Hey Leon! What's up?

LSKennedy: Claire, you do realize that you are instant messaging me from across the room, correct? Why can't you just verbalize your question?

MadeInHeavenx3: Do you always answer questions with questions?

LSKennedy: I don't know. Do you?

MadeInHeavenx3: ...Has anyone ever called you 'exceedingly vexing'?

LSKennedy: Annoying? No, but you just did. Then again, it is you, so you really don't count.

MadeInHeavenx3: ...

LSKennedy: I'm kidding, Claire.

MadeInHeavenx3: Krauser wasn't joking when he said your jokes were bad, boy-scout.

LSKennedy: Don't call me boy-scout.

MadeInHeavenx3: Why? Does it bother you?

LSKennedy: Are we back to one million questions?

MadeInHeavenx3: I don't know. Are we?

LSKennedy: Has anyone ever called you 'special' before?

MadeInHeaven has signed off.

"Oh screw you, Leon."

LSKennedy: Claire, are you by the computer?

MadeInHeavenx3: No, this is her twin sister, Clarissa. Who else would it be, dork?

LSKennedy: Haha, very funny. Listen, I need a favor.

MadeInHeavenx3: Sure thing, Ace. What is it?

LSKennedy: Now before you freak out on me, just know this is for use of the government...

MadeInHeavenx3: Uh-huh...

LSKennedy: ...I need to borrow your motorcycle.

MadeInHeavenx3: Hey, Leon? Yeah, I have to go. Work calls and all.

LSKennedy: Claire, don't you dare sign-

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LSKennedy: Off. Great.

"YOU COMPLETELY WRECKED MY MOTORCYCLE!"

"I said I'd pay for a new one, didn't I?"

"It will never be the same! Oh Issac Newton Jerome Henry Charles-"

"Claire, calm down-"

"Edwardo Bob Lucas Redfield the Fifth."

"...Fifth?"

"...He's the fifth one I've had this year."

"I feel as though I should revoke your license..."

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LSKennedy: Claire, for the love of God, either stay logged on, or stay logged off.

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LSKennedy: You're doing this to annoy me, aren't you?

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MadeInHeavenx3: That I am. Is it working?

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MadeInHeavenx3: OKAY! OKAY. I get it! God, just stop.

LSKennedy: See? Isn't it aggravating?

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LSKennedy: Real mature, Claire. Really.

MadeInHeavenx3: !

LSKennedy: ...?

MadeInHeavenx3: TRY A LITTLE MORE, A LITTLE MORE, A LITTLE MORE!

LSKennedy: Oh dear God, not another song...

MadeInHeavenx3: THEY SLAP YOU LIKE A BITCH AND YOU TAKE IT LIKE A WHORE! UPSIDE DOWN AND AROUND, AND AROUND, AND AROUND!

LSKennedy: I am this close to blocking you.

MadeInHeavenx3: JUST ANOTHER PIECE 'TIL YOU NEED ANOTHER SOUND!

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MadeInHeavenx3: Ha-hey! Leon, you jerk! I was just trying to sing a song about you!

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LSKennedy: I think I should take offense to the fact that you're calling me a whore, Claire.

MadeInHeavenx3: What? It's fitting, isn't it?

LSKennedy: ...

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MadeInHeavenx3: OH, COME ON!

LSKennedy: Claire.

LSKennedy: ...

LSKennedy: I see that you were typing something. You've been trying to type something for the past half-hour. What's up?

LSKennedy: ...Claire?

LSKennedy: Forget it. I guess you're not there.

MadeInHeavenx3: No, I am.

LSKennedy: What are you doing? Typing a novel?

MadeInHeavenx3: Haha, you're so funny. Really.

LSKennedy: And you're trying to change the subject. Seriously now...is something wrong?

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MadeInHeavenx3: I'm fine.

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LSKennedy: ...Okay then.

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MadeInHeavenx3: Leon? Are you gone or are you just invisible?

MadeInHeavenx3: ...

MadeInHeavenx3: Okay, good. You're gone. As I was trying to say before...

MadeInHeavenx3: Uh...

MadeInHeavenx3: I'M HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH YOU. Yeah-you. I love you more then I love the damn shotgun that sleeps on the vacant side of my bed every night. And even though you're kind of a playboy without even realizing it-could you be anymore awkward?-I still love you. Yeah. Okay, I said it. God, I feel so much better now. You won't be able to read this so this feeling is short-lived, but it's better than nothing. Okay, leaving now.

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LSKennedy: ...Claire, I hope you know that I receive offline IMs. Just saying.

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MadeInHeavenx3: ...Well, shit. I'm going to go drown myself now.

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LSKennedy: Claire, are you avoiding me? And I know you're invisible, not offline.

LSKennedy: ...

LSKennedy: Okay, fine. I'll just swing by your apartment then if you're going to ignore me.

LSKennedy: Oh, and I love you, too.

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MadeInHeavenx3: ...Ohmygod.

MadeInHeavenx3: Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod!

MadeInHeavenx3: YES!

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LSKennedy: ...Did you forget about offline IMs again?

MadeInHeavenx3: ...FML.