Sanada sighed as he rubbed his temples, desperately wishing for some aspirins, it was still only 10:30 in the morning and already he had the biggest headache in the history of headaches. It was a normal morning for him, he got up, there was no school today since it was Sunday, made breakfast, ate breakfast, cleaned up breakfast then went out to go have a walk. He had never expected the 'peaceful walk' to turn out like this.
He calmly walked up to the park to see four guys standing there who looked like they were having a friendly conversation, Echizen Ryoma from Seigaku was standing there tipping his hat down a little, Shinji Ibu from Fudomine who was transporting his eyes from Ryoma to the person next to him who was Kamio Akira also from Fudomine, who was talking to Momoshiro Takeshi also from Seigaku.
Sanada decided to maybe go up there and ask Echizen if he wanted to play a quick game of tennis, he could never get bored playing with him, they both got stronger each time they played each other so it was always a little different from the last one.
But then something changed that, when Sanada started walking he saw two other figures coming up behind them, Sanada decided to duck and run once he saw who the two were, the little Rikkai devil or how Yukimura buchou likes to say 'the baby of Rikkai', Kirihara Akaya, and the number one trickster Niou Masaharu following close behind. Sanada believed it wasn't actually the greatest idea to go greet them, besides he already had a headache, but it was just about to get worse.
"HEY! What are you doing here?" Kamio yelled glaring forcefully at Rikkai's baby, Kirihara smirked.
"What, are you afraid of me so much that you don't even want to see me at the park?" Kamio growled a little, a masculine laugh was then heard, he looked over and saw that Momo was enjoying himself watching the two scrap.
"What are you laughing at?" Kamio asked now on full attack mode, Momo knocked off his laughing face replacing it with a serious but frustrated look.
"What's it to you?" Kamio growled and decided that this was the perfect time to get in his face and yell.
Niou sighed and started looking around for someone to torture, now that Akaya's attention was somewhere else, he could easily escape. He looked over and spotted a bush before smoothly entering the shadows to hide.
Ryoma also sighed as he pulled down his hat, how boring was this? Just listening to a bunch of hot heads fight. He decided to turn around and just go buy a Ponta then come back later… much later. He turned and started walking, mentally apologizing to Shinji for leaving him there.
Sanada's eye twitched a little, first it was all calm then BAM! There was a complete riot, Sanada just decided that they had already ruined his day so he was just going to go home, he turned around and started walking before he felt that he stepped on something, but before looking down he heard an extremely loud noise come from it.
It seemed the whole park got quiet; he looked up wondering what had just happened.
"Man fukubuchou, just couldn't hold it in could you?" he heard Niou scoff, then all of a sudden there was the sound of laughter, it seemed louder to Sanada than it actually was, he looked down and bent down to pick up the whoopee cushion from off the ground. Sanada's face would have been completely pink if it wasn't for his stoic-ness. He was defiantly going to go whine… no not whine… defiantly not whine… go complain about this to Yukimura. He was too embarrassed to give Niou laps around the whole city right now.
Ryoma heard the bang of his wonderful Ponta dropping down from the machine and he reached down to get it. Opening it then taking a sip he was just about to walk home when he heard an 'HEY! IT'S RYOMA-KUN!" He looked down and saw Aoi looking up beaming.
'Ah Crap,' Ryoma thought before running away and closing his eyes 'maybe if I close my eyes he'll disappear.' No way, Ryoma would rather spend the whole day with the yelling three then spend an hour talking to "Mr. I'M-PRETTY-SURE-I'M-NOT-YELLING-IT'S-JUST-YOUR-IMAGINATION".
Ryoma ran back pretty happy to see that they were still there and quickly ducked in front of Momoshiro leaning back against him pressing into his stomach and chest making sure he wouldn't get spotted.
"Echizen, can't you see that I'm trying to yell at these two idiots right now?" Ryoma looked up at him about to say his famous catchphrase 'mada mada dane' but got interrupted by Kamio and Kirihara who yelled.
"WHO'S THE IDIOT!" before getting into another fight. Well this was better than talking to Aoi who thought that he actually did talk at a normal level.
Sanada was grumbling as he was walking to the park now with Yukimura, he had complained (not whined) about what Niou had done to him and was kind of excited to see what Yukimura would do to him.
As they rounded the corner he was glad to see they were still there, but something happened that he forgot would happen if they went there.
"AKA-CHAN!" Yukimura yelled before running up behind Akaya and giving him a hug around the neck, completely molesting him.
"Buchou, I'm sorry but not know, I'm trying to argue with these two Idiots." And again the yell of "WHO'S THE IDIOT!" and the continuing of the fighting.
Sanada sighed; he should have known this would happen.
Shinji mentally groaned (he's too awesome to sigh) and looked at all the people fighting, he was getting bored, he was supposed to be just having a friendly time with Akira-Kun but then they saw Momoshiro and Ryoma, that wasn't so bad though, he liked Ryoma-Kun he was interesting, it's just Momoshiro he was worried about. He knew they didn't get along too well especially when An-Chan was around, but surprisingly they were fine and were actually getting along, but then that dreadful Kirihara came and ruined the sanctuary and turned the two against each other once again and brought upon a war.
Shinji mentally groaned once again he leaned in and tapped on Kamio's shoulder indicating that he wanted to get the heck out of there, Kamio leaned down and arched his back, what the heck? Did Akira-Kun just hiss at them? Okay, now Shinji knew it was time to get the heck out of there.
Sanada stared unbelievingly, his eyes were actually wide. How could Yukimura-san betray him like that? And Just for Akaya, no that's not how it was supposed to go, he was supposed to assign Niou laps around the freaking world. Well, I guess it was up to him. Sanada started walking up and reached out to touch Niou's shoulder when the worst sound in the world happened, he hadn't expected it at all. He was too careless!
"KYAAAA~" Oh my god, immediately the world froze around the seven tennis players and their eyes widened wider than basketballs. They all looked over to see, yaoi fangirls.
"O-M-G Genichiroh-Kun is confessing his undying love to Niou san!" Huh? What was that?
"Of course, look at that position! A fist balled up stuck to his chest from nervousness one leg stuck behind the other as he leans forward to touch Masaharu-Kun's shoulder!" What! Sanada looked down; he surely wasn't in that posi- What the heck? When did he get in that position?
"Eee, he's wearing a wedding dress now!" One called out. Sanada looked down again and died a little inside; surely he was wearing a wedding dress. It was now that he believed; yaoi fangirls controlled the boy worlds…
Niou stared, what was his fukubuchou thinking, he surly wanted to go throw up, but he couldn't seem to bring himself away, seeing that he was laughing to hard inside and yet, felt so disturbed that his fukubuchou was in a wedding dress, even if the girls said he wanted to get married to him, god knows why.
"Ah, fukubuchou wants to get married to Niou-sempai, why him of all people?" Niou's ear surprisingly twitched at that before the second he was standing up looking over his shoulder, he was now holding Akaya in a tight grip shaking him everywhere repeating "What do you mean 'why him of all people'?"
Okay, this was way too weird for Ryoma, he quickly took Momo's arm and started pulling him away, desperately trying to hurry and hope that Aoi and the other teammates had already left, so him and Momo could just leave and maybe go get a burger or play tennis somewhere else.
Shinji covered his ears from the loud squeals before forcefully stepping on Kamio's foot causing him to yelp.
"What's wrong with you, Shinji?" Kamio asked glaring at him before he saw his ears covered up by his hands, "Yeah, I guess you're right, they are getting kind of annoying, come on let's go." As soon as they started walking away, the desire for Kamio's I-Pod player grew bigger.
"I don't know why we stayed there that long, it was so boring, you were being so boring Akira-kun, you guys were just standing there yelling the whole time, nothing good happened, why did Rikkai's fukubuchou show up in a dress? That was a little disturbing to me, and you guys were loud, you guys were way too loud, it gave me a headache, now I need to go find some aspirin or something to soothe my headache, are you happy about that Akira-kun? That I have to go get an aspirin to soothe the headache you and your comrades caused?" Now Kamio wasn't exactly listening to Shinji's mumbles and rants but his ear picked up the word 'comrade'.
"Wait a second, Shinji, they are NOT my friends." Shinji silently looked over at Kamio then turned his head and started mumbling once again in his own little world. Kamio desperately wished he had his I-Pod with him.
Akaya was about to tease the life out of Fukubuchou before Yukimura stopped him and dragged him and Niou-sempai away saying that Sanada gave him 'inspiration' and that he was going to go write something called 'fanfiction' and needed him and Niou to play it out in front of him, whatever that meant.
The fangirls saw two other guys walking together, and started screeching their death like screams and ran after them as they started running away, leaving Sanada in peace.
Sanada watched the girls and all of a sudden he wasn't in the dress anymore nor in the position, this day was way too much for Sanada, he needed about who knows how many aspirins to take care of it, Sanada sighed for the millionth time that day and started walking away, he wasn't going to come back to the park for a while.
(What I just wrote)
Holy craps guess what! This was actually my first Prince of Tennis fic I have ever done :D it was just sitting here on my computer and I was like 'hmmm what's the point of just making this a new story when I could just be lazy and make this a chapter?' So that's what I did ^-^ (laziness is bad -.-)
(Written when I first actually wrote this story)
Shivers* Yaoi fangirls give me the creeps DX (Aren't you one yourself -.-) *Laughs nervously* hope you enjoyed~
Oh yeah and BTW, I really do love Aoi! Even though he does practically scream when talking he's completely adorable to me ^-^