Chapter 21

Sonic's Old Buddy

Sonic was skulking home from his education center, also known as FUCKING COLLEGE FOR YOU SLOW IDIOTS AND COLOSSAL GAYS. He slumbered into his driveway and saw another automobile in the way, a brown Chevy Sonic™. "What the? Uh...uh… O fuck." Said Sonic. He knew whose car that was, and he hasn't seen her in like a decade. This was the secret person he had his first sex with, and it wasn't his dad!

" ." Said Sonic. His mommy wasn't home. But someone was.

"Hiya Ogilvie Maurice." Said a soft, relaxed, and boobtastic feminine voice. Ogilvie Maurice was Sonic's baby name, and it sucked dick so he went by sonic to prevent the bullies at school from calling him Ovary Maggot or something spastic like that. "Thot I would cum by and say hi to my little blue speed mouse." She said.

Sonic was stunned. He thought he would never see his first sex again! But here she fuckin was. "S-sally? Is that u?" Sonic said.

"Ya u collosal gaytard!" Said Sally Acorn. She wore nothing except a short blue jacket that couldn't contain her bombastical boobies, like that grocery bag with pneumonia that rips apart and all of your chocolate milk spills out into the parking lot and to save it you try licking it off the hiv infected pavement. "Your mom, Mrs. Alenna, isnt gonna be home for a while, Ogilvie!" Said Sally the nutfuck.

"Don't call me that gay ovary name!" Screamed Sonic like a midget trying to by colgate toothpaste with tartar control. "Why are you hear?" Questioned Sonic.

"Oh, you know." Said Sally as the small zipper burst on her short blue jacket burst, allowing her supreme godlike breasts to spill out like that damn chocolate milk in the parking lot.

"POP" Said Sonic's crotch. He saw her pussy engage into hyperdrive too! It was dripping, yet thirsty for speedsex from sonic the sexhog! She was curvy and sweet like a non low fat donut from that one homeless guy that sits next to home depot that laughs at your testicular cancer that enlarges your testes to dangerous levels of mass.

She laid down on the couch as Sonic climbed on top of her. "TARGET LOCKED!" Said Sonic's evil assburger baby penis. Sonic pulled out into Mexico to get the largest thrust into Sally as possible. "THWOOOOOOOOOMP!" Said the penis! IT WAS A MEGAHUMP!

"ooooOOOOOAAAAH!" Screamed Sally as Sonic squeezed all the chocolate milk out of her chest balloons/ boobies. Since Sally had darker skin, her breast milk was chocolate milk, Sonic liked this a lot! Their bodies rubbed against each other like two fish in a can sweating a lot and covered in grease and chocolate milk. Sally's thick thighs were falling off the couch! Her stomach was enlarging, she was becoming pregnant with an evil assburger baby! Her belly looked like 12.45 basketballs were having an orgy inside! "Oh Sonic! Fill me with you're white greasy humburgesa cum!" Scremaed Sally, she was a slut btw.

"No, I can't cum inside sally, u bitch!" Sonic said. He didn't want her to die like Mrs. Arithmetic. Sally frowned and wrapped her legs around Sonic's back to prevent him from pulling out. Sonic knew this trick, his old pet fish, speedy, used to do this to him. "Sally, you bitch, let me go!" Sonic cried. If he saw one more booby he would instantly cum, infecting his aunt sally with evil assburger babies.

"ERURKCALALALAKA!" Roared Sonc! He emerged out of the toaster to see his mother, Sonic.

"WTF!" Said Sally. "!"

"Aw, hey little man!" Said Sonic. He was happy to see Sonc, his little tard. "Whose a slow bo-" Sonic stopped, Sonc's eyes drooped down like a pair of boobies! It was too attractive and made Sonic cum into aunt Sally's genitals. "Fuuuuuck!" Said Sonic.

"Attaboy Sonic Attaboy!' Said Sally, she was satisfied. "I'm so proud of you! But who is that little guy?"

"Shit! Shit! BUTTFUCK! I didn't want to ejaculate in your bodacious salami smelling gent!alia! !" Cried Sonic! Sally might die now from sonic's boiling big bodacious broadcasting sperm! I swear to god that is gonna leave a mark.

"I drink volvic and make it tasty for the ladies" screamed sonc like a godamn tard mom at a soccer game screaming that her tard kid didn't get participation award because of her tard child being 30 years old tardman! Sonc was eager to get in on the action with Sonic and his first sex, Sally!

"Sigh, this is Sonc." Said Sonic. "He is the result of me and the school's THREEDEE printer. He currently has negative chromosomes so he might actually be smart, not complete tard."

"Earth is flat, like mother Sonic's rack!" Said Sonc. "HAHA, it ryhmes''""""w0ah""""""

"Nvmd he is a fuckoing tard bard card shard!" Said Sonic. Sonc's boobie eyes looked up at Sally and her boobies, which spewed out choclate milk that sonic wasn't gonna waste.

"Aw, he's as cute as a lil chromosome!" Said sally. "Wait, you fucked a printer." All of a sudden, Sally's uterus began to rumble! "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." It was like she was giving birth to a car engine, that was running! She wasn't gonna die, she was giving birth to an evil assburger babiey!"Holy fishpaste, olgevary! Im going into labor! I hate the industrial revolution!" Sonic was speechless. He crouched down and prepaired for delivery. Its not Digiorno. Her vagina looked like a sideways mouth, and it was breathing! Suddenly sonic saw a green, glowing head in the mouth.

"Well, here it fucking comes." Said Sonic. The head popped out like a gumball popping out your fallopian tube since you swallowed it 7 years ago.

"ROAAAOAOAWAOEOARD!" Scremaed the head. It was green, and it glowed like the kid from the Lorax. The rest of the body popped out too, choclate milk and ovary juice and blood and even some orange juice/organs spilled out of Sonic's first sex, Sally.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpbbbbb…" Said Sally. All of the blood in her body left during the delivery, not digiorno. The baby flopped onto the floor with a loud splash like a really fat american falling off of big ben. It started speaking in wingdings.

"S;doigbpegboer ;gSDg][3]4-634-8gr0nsfzb';naopefh11111111" said the evil assburger babiey that was just born because sonic was good at sexing relatives. Suddenly it formed a massive, tubular dick. It began to jack off and came all over the microwave freezer until it was full and the microwave started crying.. The evil sperm that was green and glowed like the ghost in ghostbusters "came" together and formed another evil assburger baby!

"Fuck. Twins?!" Said Sally. She needed blood, she laughed like this, "oraoraoraoraora." Then both of the babieys jacked off and made more evil babieys, now there were four! Count them; one, tow, three, fucking four!

"Holy shit, these babies r outta control!" Screamed Sonic. He needed to stop these evil assburger babieys, they were eating all the Danactive drinks and Takis in the oven! They were eating everything! Holy fucking fak rak in a southern slack pack pick up fasty foody in a rolly polly's sternum love shack baby love shack in a fax rack in the middle of idaho in a stack of shaqs with six packs of crystal pepsi causing heart attacks and pregnancy.