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Warning: Insaneness.
Drabble #20: Letters
Sasuke writes.
18th December.
Dear Usuratonkachi,
How are you? I hope you are well and that you haven't done anything stupid like destroying my house or burning it to the ground trying to learn my clan's fire jutsus.
My mission here in Kirigakure has been rather uneventful…up to this moment, at least, although the client claims that the rabid fan girl who has been stalking him is of the most determined and devious kind. I do feel sorry for him; I know how it feels to be stalked by crazy females, but to categorize this as an A rank mission…this guy really is paranoid.
But it's his money…
Now back to more pleasant subjects.
Have you been a good boy while I've been gone? Have you been pining away for me? A month apart from me may be a little too much to ask of you, but trust me, you'll be very handsomely rewarded when I come home to you.
Till then, please look forward to my return.
Uchiha Sasuke.
P.s: Tell Hyuuga and Nara that they are NOT ALLOWED to give you any coffee!
19th December.
Usuratonkachi,
The rabid fan girl of the client broke into his hotel room last night while I was out for a cup of sake and kidnapped him. Since it is Partially (only Partially!) my fault, I suppose I should go find him and rescue him before she inflicts any serious physical and mental damage on him.
U.S.
20th December.
Dear Usuratonkachi,
I've found them.
I must have underestimated my own charms, because as soon as the rabid fan girl of the client saw me, she tossed the client aside like he was yesterday's newspaper and started to profess her undying love for me. And then she whipped out the newest edition of Jiraiya-sama's Icha Icha Paradise (which I'm sure even Kakashi-sensei hasn't gotten his hands on yet) and begged me to try out some moves in it with her.
I was very amused to find the client looking very unamused at this point and yelling that I had stolen his fan girl from him.
I reminded him that getting his fan girl off his back was what this whole mission was all about, and shouldn't he be happy? He just scowled and dragged the silly girl back into her hotel room by the hair, telling me to screw the mission.
To conclude matters, I have completed a one-month mission in a record breaking three days and will be heading for home right after I post this letter. You will probably receive this mere minutes before my own arrival.
Needless to say, I am very excited at the prospect of seeing you again.
Uchiha Sasuke.
P.s: Those moves from Jiraiya-sama's book looked really interesting…
Owari.
Author's Notes:
The only thing I can think of to describe this is : Strange. Definately not my best piece of work.
Oh, and forgive me if the formatting looks weird. I can't help it, sorry.