Alright, It's time for another exciting chapter of Total Pokemon Insane Island. Before I start this chapter, I gotta tell you one thing... DO NOT GET WINDOWS SKYDRIVE! IT FRIGGIN SUCKS! I mean really, I was doing two chapters on this damn thing thinking it was an improved version of Microsoft word, but whenever I save, IT DOESN'T SAVE THE DAMN DATA! I MEAN THIS HAPPENED 3 TIMES! *calms down* anyways... enjoy the chapter, I'm sticking to google drive...
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"Alright, since two newbies and Sam are in the game, we need to find figure out who to get rid of next." said Nexus as he turned to Kimmy and Bane. The Weavile however is covered in cuts, bruises, and wrapped in bandages after the beating he received from earlier.
"I say we should get rid of either M.P.S., Laxish, Cloud, or the psycho right here." he said pointing to Kimmy who punched him in the stomach.
"Anata no imoutowoyaroushatto daun!" Kimmy shouted in rage as Bane rolled in pain.
"I told you I did not have knock up your sister!" shouted Bane "I'm pretty sure it's the samurai otter that done it"
"Whatever..." she growled folding her arms (or ears)
"Could you two shut up! I say we should vote off Cl-"
"Don't do it!" a voice interrupted Nexus as everything around him turned black. In front of him, he saw himself, but more peaceful.
"Wha-what the hell are you doing here!?" sneered "dark Nexus" as "light" Nexus approached him.
"You've done enough! Now its time for me to take my body back!" light Nexus shouted.
"And what if I refuse!?" barked his darker counterpart "I am the one who took you this far! I gave you friends in the alliance to! That's part of the deal is it!?"
"Well it looks like the deal is off." light Nexus retorted as his dark half rushed towards him.
"SEE! I NEVER LIKED YOU! YOU'RE USELESS AND WEAK! NOW DIE!" dark Nexus swung his bladed arms at his counterpart only to feel the temperature drop in front of him.
"Ice beam!" Nexus shot back into reality as Kimmy stood between him and Bane. The attack knocked the Scyther into a nearby tree.
"Wha-what happened?" Asked Nexus as the Froslass and Weavile approached him.
"You tried to attack us you idiot, what the hell was that for!?" Bane asked
"N-nothing, just stay out of my head!" Nexus screamed as he ran deep into the woods.
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"Weirdo..." scoffed Kimmy
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"Ok...this is weird, but at least Kimmy is showing signs she cares about me" said Bane smugly
"I DO NOT!" shouted Kimmy outside the confessional
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"So Kim, how abou-!" Bane didn't finish as the Froslass punched him in the balls
"Never gonna happen" she said floating away
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Carmen was walking near the the cabins until she heard a certain voice call to her.
"So, you finally came.." the Roserade was looked and saw the Spiritomb appear before her.
"Oh, what do you want?" she asked trying to act innocent.
"Cut the bullshit slutty salad I know everything about everyone on this island,including you." retorted Omega stunning Carmen
"Oh please, how do you know anything about me?" the Roserade asked skeptically as she crossed her arms.
"Lets see, you came from a rich, yet dysfunctional family where your family never seemed to care about you, you're nothing but a manipulative whore who'll stop at nothing to get whatever she'll wants, you have a fear of fire and Magikarps, even though you're seeing an Absol, still you secretly want to have sex with Dew and you want it...also, don't try to pull off the "I've changed" trick because I know you haven't. Should I continue?" Omega finished leaving Carmen shocked.
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*blushes* "I do not want to..yes...I...ARGHHH!" screamed Carmen
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"Fine...what do you want?" she asked dejectedly.
"I want you to join me. I know how much you want to win this, and I don't like anyone here, and besides. The blue one is probably plotting a thousand ways to get revenge on you. And don't forget, I know everything, I can make your life far worse than Dew could ever imagine."
"You sure know how to convince people... I'm in." Carmen finished as Omega has a huge smile plastered on his face.
"Pleasure to do business with you." the Spiritomb said with a grin.
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"Checkmate" Omega said before laughing
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"This sucks...this really sucks..." moped Static as he walked out of the showers to remove any signs of "Bella" off of him. "Why am I even in this show in the first place?"
"Because we're meant to be together." a voice said softly to his ear. The Pikachu froze as he recognize the voice. He turned around slowly and saw nothing.
Static let out a deep breath before going to a mirror. "Static snap out of it...you're just going crazy due to a rapist bat fangirl stalking you...you can deal with this right?"
"That's what you think sweetie." Static's eyes widened as he saw the Zubat in the mirror and immediately ran out of the door screaming.
"What's wrong Static!? Can't you feel my love for you!?" shouted Bella as she flew after the electric type.
"I FELT ENOUGH OF IT ALREADY! he shouted firing a thunderbolt at the bat as it almost hit her.
"I may be blind, but you're not playing hard to get!" she replied.
"ICE BEAM!" a voice shouted as a beam of ice shot out of a building and instantly froze Bella in a block of ice.
"Thank Arceus she's out of my hair for a while..." said Static as he took a deep breath
"CAMPERS! REPORT TO THE GYMNASIUM!" blared Rayquaza through the megaphone
"We have a gymnasium?" he said to himself as he looked at where the ice beam came from.
"YES WE DO! NOW GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE NOW!"
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Most of the campers made it to the gymnasium where there are six panels with with arrows on them. All are connected to a giant screen.
"What is this?" asked M.P.S. as he and the others stared at the massive screen.
"Well, today's challenge is a Total Pokemon Dance Dance Revolution challenge!" the dragon announced.
"Ok so what deathtrap of a challenge this is?" yawned Laxish
"Glad you asked my fat friend-"
"Hey!"
"Anyways, this pretty much works as any other DDR game. The arrows appear on the screen, you step on the arrows, you get points which leads to your rank. Only this time, you must avoid being electrocuted, and trust me we made sure it affects ANY type."
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"God-" said Static
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"Dammit!" shouted Cloud
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"Also, you this is a freestyle challenge, so ACTUALLY dance instead of just stepping on the arrows. Any questions?" Rayquaza asked.
"Uh...yeah, we're missing a few members" said Kura as Static looked nervous
"Yeah...about that"
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*Nothing but static appears on the camera*
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"Ally and Dew, their out until next challenge...and pay for those cameras, as for Bella...who cares just pick your two teammates.
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"Alright, who would like to volunteer?" asked Cloud
"I say Carmen, I mean. She looks like she would be experienced with this." said Omega looking at her.
"I agree." spoke Laxish
"Same here." said M.P.S.
"Alright alright, I'll do it." the Roserade replied with irritation in her voice
"Ok, that's one, now who else?" asked Nexus
"I'll go." said Cloud
"Are you sure?" asked Grant
"Yeah, I can do this with no problem at all." the Vaporeon said with a smile.
"Ok, we got our two, so lets go." spoke Kimmy
-Floatzels-
"Ok, who'll volunteer?" asked Kura
"I'll d-"
"I'll go!" said Drew as he pushed Static out of the way. He looked at the Umbreon and smiled. "Besides, it won't do much since I'm a ground type."
"And I'll go..." said Tyson as he walked to the platforms
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"Of course...' said Static
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"Alright, now that you picked your four pokemon, the first song will be Milky Way by BoA" everyone just looked at him.
"Who?" asked Shadin
"The author listens to a lot of music, including K-Pop, J-Rock, etc... pretty much anything he think is cool."
"FORTH-"
"SHUT UP!" shouted everyone
"Now back to the subject, the four of you, stand on the platforms" instructed the green dragon as Carmen, Cloud, Tyson, and Drew did as they're told.
"Now, let's begin!" shouted Rayquaza as he started the game. The music played before arrows moved upward on the screen.
Uh dduhn ma eum eu ro juhn hal kka nan nuh ae gae nuh reul geu ryuh waht dun sul reh lim nan ki da ryut suh ji na buh rin shi gan hahm kkeh hal soon up suh do ee jen nuh ae gae jool nae ga ga jin geu soo mah neun nal deel
Drew started off ok, but seemed a bit clumsy with his steps. Nothing happened to him as he got "ok"'s on the screen.
"Hey Tyson, how are you holding up?" asked Drew he asked turning to the Scrafty, only to notice he's asleep. Yet, getting "perfect" on the screen.
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*shocked* "H-How!?" shouted Drew
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"Sometimes, I still don't get Tyson" said Kura
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Na reul seu chyuh ga neun bah rahm ee nae gae mal hae joo nae moon deek ga kka wuh jin kyae juhl eul yuh ki bul ruh waht suh da shi ga go shi puh sae sahng eul moh reu dun shi juhl ee jen nae gae ro ol sae sahng ae bi chin na ei moh seub uhn jen ga soh joong hahm ma juh ee uh buh rin cha nan uh reun ee dwi buh ryut ji Yeah I need you!
Drew didn't notice as a Voltorb shot out of a cannon. An explosion is caused as soon as it hit him in the face.
"What the hell was that!?" shouted Adelina as the Krookodile got blasted through a wall
"Yeah...,we added a few things to make this challenging." the dragon legendary said with a chuckle as several objects such as a bowling ball, a bomb, and even a dead Torchic were fired at the remaining three.
"What kind of bull are you trying to pull!?" asked Carmen as she danced perfectly on the platform, not missing a single step. Cloud however was doing the same, until he took a look at Carmen. The distraction cost him dearly as he stepped on the wrong arrow that caused him to be electrocuted. A chair also hit him in the head in the process.
"Oooh..." cringed most of the campers as he fell off the platform. Misty and Grant came to his aid.
"He's out, take em away!" he shouted as the two did as they're told.
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"I saw what happened with Cloud while he's up there. As soon as he wakes up, we're going to have a talk." growled Misty
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"Figured that "Mr. Movie Star" is going to be out at some point. I mean really, who can't resist this?" she said gesturing to her body
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"Wow, that's gone by quickly." said Rayquaza proudly at the results.
"Hey, you try doing this." said Tyson who's fully awake
"I don't have feet, so I wouldn't know" he retorted causing the Hoodlum Pokémon to growl at him.
"Easy there, because this round is going to be harder. And I'll be careful if I were you."
"What do you mean?" asked Carmen
"You'll see, this is Paranoia Dreams. One of the hardest song Rayquaza started the music started to play and an insane amount of arrows appeared started rising on the screen at a fast pace.
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facepalms* "What a pain..." sighed Tyson
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*Carmen is swearing from the top of her lungs*
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Tyson was doing surprisingly well with the challenge. Using both his hands and feet as his score kept going higher and higher. The number of combos are steadily climbing behind the arrows as it shown to be in the early hundreds. It's almost like he's the game itself. He kept going as every object Rayquaza shot at him barely missed him.
Carmen however had a hard time doing the challenge. Almost every step she made caused her to get electrocuted. She is successfully able to dodge most of the objects such as a bomb, and a frying pan. But she got knocked off the platform when a scalchop (ironic is it?) hit her in the face.
"And, It's a draw!" shouted Rayquaza as the Floatzels just looked at him.
"What!? What do you mean!?" yelled Sam as Rayquaza pointed to Tyson who's on the ground breathing heavily.
"Tyson!?" shouted Kura as she and her teammates ran towards him.
"Don't worry...just needed some sleep." he said before closing his eyes.
"This what happened." spoke Rayquaza as he pressed a remote that showed the replay.
Tyson was doing very well until a black shadow came out of nowhere and knocked him off the platform.
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*Carmen is too useful for me to get rid of her... so I decided to give a little assist..." he said before laughing
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"But that's no fair! Clearly someone knocked him off the platform!" shouted Rina
"Doesn't matter, both teams chose your losers."
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"I told my team to get rid of Bella, hopefully that will happen..." said Static
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"Bella. Unlike Dew and Ally, she's useless. Now that I think of it, where is she?" thought Adelina
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"Cloud" muttered Grant
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"Sayonara Cloud teme" said Kimmy
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*Carmen took the box of votes and switched them before smiling evilly* "One down..."
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"Alright Floatzels, the ones who are safe are Dew, Ally, Static, Misty, Sam, Kura, Adelina, Rin, Tyson, and...Drew. Bella is out..." he said
"Yeah, we can't find her" said Misty.
"Don't worry, STEPHENIE!"
"Got it!" a Jynx intern's eyes glowed blue as the Zubat was teleported back to them. Still frozen in a block of ice.
"What happened to her!?" shouted Claws
"Long story, she got hit by a random ice beam while stalking me." he explained as two Machoke interns carried her off.
"Well, that's one weirdo gone, now DISMISS!" he shouted leaving the Toxicroaks behind.
"Alright Toxicroaks, lets see... Omega, Claws, Laxish, Bane, Shadin, Grant, Kimmy, and Carmen you're safe.
"What!? Who voted for me!?" shouted M.P.S.
"None of us did." said Laxish.
"Let me finish! M.P.S. you're gone!" spoke Rayquaza leaving mostly everyone shocked. Carmen hid a smirk,
"Wha- How!?" he asked confused.
"Don't know, don't care now leave." he said pointing to the docks.
"See ya buddy." said Laxish
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"I can't believe this shit! I'm out already!?" shouted M.P.S. "Well, I hope Laxish wins this. We'll always remain bros. Dew, Tyson, actually...anyone who isn't... oh that BITCH!"
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M.P.S. and Bella were tied to the rocket as she eventually thawed off.
"Wait, what's happening?" Bella asked confused.
"What!?" she shouted
"Yeah, it turns out that the team don't want any weird stalkers." the Dragon retorted.
"I can tell she's going to be a headache,,," sighed M.P.S.
"Hey, not my problem." retorted Rayquaza as he pressed the button sending the two flying off the island.
"STAAAAATIIIIC!"
"Well, that's over. Now the next challenge will introduce the merge! Now, did Ally really get an egg? Is Carmen or Nexus going to do more damage? What will happen between Cloud and Misty!? Find out next time on TOTAL! POKEMON! INSANE! ISLAND!
And I'm done. After many times of rewriting this and plenty of interruptions, I am done. Now we are getting to the merge, now things are going to be heated. But really, I don't know who to feel bad for more, M.P.S. or Bella? At least there's one less stalker on the island. This challenge may not be that great, but I promise you the next one will be better. Bye everyone!
M.P.S.: Review everyone! Uh,,,you have any ice cream?
Ran out.
M.P.S.: Aww...