A good share of lifes, Chapter 22: The life and time of a rejected pervert

``Oh come on! It will be fun I promise!`` The mares of Ponyville either groan or laugh at the display, the players them look in interest at the show. Cloud Chaser tail whip him on the nose indignantly.

``You ask each months and each months I say the same thing, No! I don't want anything to do with the town sex addict.`` Mark huff in annoyance.

``Who said it had anything to do with sex? Just go on a date with me just romance and then we decide where to go after, no hard feeling.``

``Yeah right say that to all the mares you left behind.`` She glare him crossly in response, the shout of outraged mare rang around them along with the stallion wincing in sympathy.

``What!? I'll let you know that I leave no mare behind, that not how the king of swag work, all the mares I sleep with had agreed it's was a one night thing.``

``As if we could believe you, just get lost!`` Cloud Chaser hiss in annoyance.

``If you don't want to be with me maybe you could at least convince your twin sister to talk to me!`` That it Cloud Chaser could handle it, but no pervert would get their dirty hooves on her sister!

She turn around and gave a buck in the crotch of Mark. Tears well up in his eyes before he fell on the ground his forehooves betwen his legs, well that could have go better.

``Please Ditzy take me back!`` The Earth pony was on his knees pleading the time travelling mail mare.

``...Ok!`` She said with a innocent smile.

``I know I mess up but,Wait, what?`` He look up at her in confussion, did she just say yes?

`` The only reason I broke up with you was because I through you were gay and couldn't admit it with me in the way.``

``...Wat.``

``I mean you're always talking with other mare and I heard gay stallions are always with girls since they understand him better, wasn't what you were doing?`` She ask confused.

``What?! I mean yeah, totally what I did! I'm more close of girls and all that I was totally not flirting with them!`` Ditzy glare at him for a second before returning to her bubbly cross eyed expression.

``Well we just have to move you right back in! Oh did I mention I host two other foals in my home me and the doctor. Found them in our travelling.``

Mark slowy back away in surprise and look at the window behind him. ``Two more kids?! Well if I can be with Ditzy again it doesn't matter!`` He said to the sky confidently, he was about to say that he was ready to move back in before a door out of nowhere bump into him, he fell out of the castle from the window.

``Ahhhhhhh!`` A loud splashing noise was heard when he impact with a lake the princesses had instaled in their garden.

``Mark where are you?!`` Ditzy look around worried before she noticed the blue box of her best friend. ``Doctor! Did you see another Earth pony stallion?`` The time lord look at Ditzy with a confused expression.

``I never through I would be the one to say it, but I just don't know what went wrong.``

``So do you want to go on a date with me?`` Mark ask hopefully, Ditzy was the best, but maybe he could wait a little while before returning with her, when her life will not be so...Crazy, he had ask one of the many players that adventured Ponyville on a date, maybe these gamers would be more open minded than the other mares.

``Sure!`` The mare with the brown mane said happily, Fire Mark resist the urge to leap in joy.

``Nice! So where do you want to go? If you want I know of a nice bar in town, it's mostly for filly foolers but they let straight ponies enter if we leave them alone.``

``That sound pretty nice, but before we go there something I must admit.`` The mare look at the ground shyly

``Yes?`` He ask with a smile.

``I'm a guy in real life.`` The smile on Mark face immediatly turn nervous.

``Oh, hey how could I forgot? I let my money at home I will go take some bits quickly.``

``I can pay if you want, I have a few bits from my last quest.`` Mark wince in response.

``Oh no I couldn't let a...Beautiful mare like you pay, I will come back quickly, stay here!`` With that the stallion gallop quickly without looking back. ``That was way too close, damn you life and yout cruel jokes!``

``So I was wondering, are you searching somepony to date?`` Mark ask Phoebe as she sat on chair of a restaurent while seeping tea.

``Not particularly.``

``Seriously? A hot elf like you don't want the company of a strong stallion like me?`` He said a little arrogantly.

``I don't want to date anyone, through if you want to fuck me t'ill I can't walk straight I'm perfectly ok for it.`` She said camly as if she was talking of the weather, Mark look at her his jaw agape.

``One second please.`` He ran out of her view and wipe a tear from the corner of his eyes and look up in the sky. ``Thank god for having created sluts, thank you from all my heart.`` He said before crying in joy.

When he was over with his emotional breakdown, he ran back to the cafe. ``Ok you want to do it to your home or my home?`` He said with a wide grin.

`` Your home, I have too many neighborhood when they got a night with me ponies tend to be loud if you know what I mean.`` She had a ghost of a smile as his eyes widden as wide as saucers.

``Please take me right now!`` He cried before grabbing her arm and gallop with her to his appartement, but before he arrive home he made a final stop in the town scare. ``Look at that stupid stick in the muds. My swagness got me a fucking litteral goddess you don't know sexy if it hit you!`` He said laughing like a mad stallion, before he galloped to his home, Phoebe who didn't care much for her public appearance shrug and follow him with two spiritual wings.

For her Mark was only a one time thing after him she would find another stallion or mare to have a fun night with before she would go back to the battlefield. Some call her a slut, but she didn't care for them she consider herself a player and after all she done for this world she deserve some fun from time to time.

A mare in the crowd talk back at Mark. ``Oh Celestia, who the buck cares!?`` But Mark didn't care about thus comment, it's was his moment of glory in nopony would make him lose this perfect moment.

And then they had sex, the end.