Author: rabidsamfan
Title: This is Just to Say
Disclaimer: Sherlock Holmes may be out of copyright, but he still isn't mine, alas! And the modern Sherlock belongs to the BBC. Sigh.
Author note: A response to another of the Watson's Woes July 2011 writing prompts: Wacky, off-the-wall crossover - the weirder, the better.
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This is to just to say
That I have binned the toes
Which you had in the refrigerator*
and which you were probably saving for something
even if they put me off my breakfast.**
Don't bother thanking me.
They were disgusting.
So round.
And purple.
And oozy.
*Which is to say that I have turned them over to Molly for proper and respectful disposal at the morgue, not wanting a repeat of last month's eyeball incident.***
**And no, I will not be purchasing plums at any time in the near future.****
***Even if they were actually cow's eyeballs.
****Or prunes.