"This is absolutely purrfect~!" Nepeta exclaimed as she ran ahead of me, Feferi, and Sollux, straight forward into the park, looking at everything with much excitement, as I lingered back, sighing, with Sollux beside me chatting up Feferi.

Sollux had decided on six flags as our double date destination, which Nepeta had no problem with.

Example A; she was already off the wall, and we'd just paid, and entered the park.

It wasn't long before Feferi took off running after Nepeta, and the two of them fangirled about some dumbass stuffed animals, little fish and cat stuffed animals that were up for grabs on those little carnival games that no one ever really won.

Sollux let out an agitated sigh, as I could see he was already regretting taking Feferi here, she tended to be easily distracted, and hadn't even really noticed him flirting with her in all the craziness.

I couldn't help but to be amused by my douche of a friend's reaction.

What the fuck did he expect?

I was actually amused by how excited they were.

I nudged Sollux is a playful, and/or mocking sort of way.

"Come on, douchewad, loosen the fuck up." I said, laughing a little at how pissed at me he looked when I suggested that he should "loosen the fuck up."

"What did you expect, dunderfuck? We've been going to school with Feferi for years, how did you think she'd react to a place like this?"

Sollux groaned again.

"Well, I figured the'd be happy, but now all of a thudden the and your girlfriend are like, partnerth in fucking crime." He complained.

"Shut the fuck up." I shrugged.

"All you seem to do is bitch and moan, but you forget we're at six fucking flags, with two cute girls, so why don't you count your blessing and straighten the fuck up."

"Karkitty, look!" Nepeta shouted, suddenly coming back to us, and grabbing me around the arm pulling me forward to where Feferi was standing.

Her arm still latched with mine, she used her free hand to point at some roller coaster called "The flashback"
It was batshit crazy, like, going fucking backwards.

"We have to go on that one!" She said, happily.

"Not bad, we cod do batter…" Feferi said, nodding.

"Purrhaps we should start on something small like this one and build up to the bigger coasters." Nepeta said.

Feferi quickly agreed, then they started excitedly talking about what order they should go on the rides.

"We should dolphinitely go on Bizarro last, so the other rides don't seem lame!"

"Purrcisely~!" Nepeta agreed.

I was more than willing to go along with whatever the fuck the two of them wanted. I was no expert on theme parks, and I had no sort of fear regarding the rides, so I didn't care what order of rides they dragged me on.

I would never admit it out loud, but I honestly thought it was adorable, how excited Nepeta was getting, though I saw that Sollux didn't share my thoughts on the matter.
I could tell by the bored expression on his face.

"Karkitty, are you ready to get in line for the Furrlashback?" Nepeta questioned, latching her arm onto mine once more.

"Actually, um…" Sollux said.

"KK and I were thinking of thringing by the arcade, how about you girlth meet uth back there, after the ride?"

"Are you shore?" Feferi asked, looking a bit disappointed, but not so disappointed that her excitement disappeared entirely.

Nepeta let go of my arm, and happily latched onto Feferi's.

"Just let the boys be boys, Feferi." She said, happily.

She turned to me and said.

"See mew soon~!" Before taking off through the entrance of The flashback.

I could hear Feferi as they ran off, yelling something along the lines of "This is going to be glubbing fintastic!"

"What the hell, you goddamn fuck up? You'd rather go play in a fucking arcade than hang out with the chick that you asked out?"

"Aren't you the leatht bit curious to check out the arcade, KK?"

"Okay, you're right." I admitted.

And with that, the two of us were off to the arcade.

. . .

"Goddamnit!" Sollux exclaimed, banging his fist down on a cheap-ass arcade machine.

I swung around startled but the suddenly screaming and slamming of fists.

"Fuck—Man, you scared the shit out of me, keep your godamn fists off the fucking machinery." I grumbled.

"The fucking douchebag ate my quarter." Sollux complained.

"How about you shut the fuck up before I shove your balls into a dickscratching column of hot fuck you?" I put that out there casually, as Sollux seemed un-phased by my wisecracking remarks.

"Thorry." He groaned, finally apologizing for his overall shitty attitude.

"It's jutht, I really wanna earn enough tickets to get FF that dumbass fucking stuffed animal she wants, they have one jutht like it here at the arcade thtore." He informed, gesturing towards the fuchsia stuffed fish they had out on display at the store.

500 tickets.

Sollux stuffed about 90 tickets in his pocket, and had roughly 79.

The thought of maybe using my tickets to buy Nepeta a stuffed toy had never even crossed my mind.

God, what kind of douchefuck of a boyfriend was I?

"Okay, look man. We have roughly 169 tickets if we put ours—"

I was cut off by my friend's laughter.

"What the fuck, Sollux?" I demanded, exasperated.

"I'm thorry, man. It's jutht—you thaid…" He trailed off, snickering in the douchey way that hacker nerds snickered.

"Thixty nine—"

That was as far as he could go, but that's as much information as I needed.

I wasn't Mr. Innocent, myself, but come on, what the fuck. What were we, 7th graders?

"Shut the fuck up." I grumbled, secretly flustered by the sex talk.

Sollux was no longer laughing, but he was far from a straight face as soon as he noticed how flustered I was.

He casually tossed an arm around my shoulders, trying to keep from snickering anymore.

"Hands off, loser." I hissed with an obvious agitated venom in my voice.

He laughed a little more.

"Ath." He teased.

"Fuckface." I replied.

"Looneyblock."

"Dickstain."

"Okay, that'th not cool, dude."

"You started it." I informed.

He shut up, knowing I was right, and turned, fiddling with the cheap-ass machine for a few seconds, before it threw back up his quarter.

I sighed.

Sollux was an asshole, but the guy had been through a lot, plus, sadly, he was one of the closest things I had to a friend.

So half-heartedly I reached in my pocket and took out the shitty pile of tickets I'd earn from the games, and put them in his hand.

"Come on, you shitspewing pile of douchebaggery," I started. "Let's win your girlfriend her goddamn fish."

. . .

"It was seriously, the coolest thing ever, I'm not even squidding!" Feferi informed, wide-eyed, her long, brown wavy hair, scattered and tangled everywhere.

"Nepeta, vouch for me!"

"It was pawsibly the scariest, and yet, the most extravagantly cool thing that I've evefur experienced!" She exclaimed, excitedly, a huge smile on her face.

Nepeta and Feferi stood in front of Sollux and I, hand in hand, a little discombobulated.

They'd just been on the roller coaster called "Bizarro" possibly the biggest attraction in the park, and by the results of the two girls, I could see why.

They were shaky, and wide eyed, but had huge smiles on their faces.

"I feel so… light, is that just me?" Feferi asked, turning to Nepeta.

"No, no! Purrfectly normal, I feel it too." Nepeta answered.

Sollux and I had just spent three hours at the arcade, all this time later, was when our dates showed up, no evidence of missing the two of us whatsoever.

Which was fine by me, I'd rather had a wide-eyed, excited, girlfriend, than one who was pissed at me for slacking off on a date.

Sollux and I were about 60 tickets away from reaching 500. We were close to being able to get that stuffed fish for Feferi.

Nepeta was standing next to me, blabbing on and on about the ride, and how they went upside down, on the sideways, and how she and Feferi were both screaming their heads off.

Feferi was across the arcade, separated from Nepeta for the time being, as she blabbed on about, probably the same details that Nepeta was telling me, at the moment.

"I'm telling mew! It was purrobably the scariest thing I've ever done, I literally thought I was going to die, like, fur real!"

She was so fucking adorable.
Talking about her "brush" with death, with such a huge smile on her face, talking so fast that I could barely understand her.

She glanced over at Feferi and Sollux, before turning back to me.

"I saw how frazzled mew two got when we walked in, are mew trying to win the stuffed fish for Feferi?" She asked.

God, she seemed to know everything.

I groaned.

"Don't be mad."

"Mad?" Nepeta giggled a little.

"Karkitty, I'm not mad. Feferi's sepurration from Eridan hasn't been easy on her end, she deserves to at least get a silly stuffed animal! Besides, I'm having the furreaking time of my life~!"

She surprised me by putting her hands on my shoulders, and leaning in, kissing my lips softly, and quickly.

"Mew and Sollux suck at double dates, but I don't purrticularly mind," she informed.

She leaned in close again, but this time whispered in my ear.

"But you owe me a stuffed animal. And a furry cute one, at that."

I shook my head smiling, and she smiled back, looking mischievous from her slightly shorter height.

"Fine," I said. "I'll be sure to at some point buy you a "furry cute" one, next time I lay eyes on one."

"Purromise?" She asked.

"I promise."

"Good, because you owe me, Karkitty."

"I promise," I informed her a second time, only this time I took her pinky in my own, and sealed it with a fucking cheesy, but reliable, pinky swear.

A/N: This is probably the most fun chapter I've written in awhile, probably because I've just been to six flags, myself. I meant to come up with a fake name for the park, and stuff, but alas, I was too lazy. I'm 5 followers from my goal, guys! I'm so happy to have even gotten this far. /118 pages/, guys. I haven't written this much in a long time. I hope you guys liked this chapter. Next update by Thursday! If you have the time, follow and/or review! Oop! And also, Happy Halloween! I almost forgot! OwO