AN:/ HEY GUYS, sorry about the late update. Enjoy

Recap:

The screen went back into the wall and everyone began leaving the building. Ulquiorra and Eric were following the stream of people out when Ulquiorra's phone rang. He took it out of his pocket and answered it.

"Hello." Was his usual, sombre, monotonic response.

"Cuatro Espada, it's me Aizen."

"Father, if you don't mind me asking, how did you get my number?" Ulquiorra said, with a strain in his voice barely concealing his true feelings of his father." Wow!" he thought, "now that's one hell of father hater I have seen in a long time!"

"Easy child, Szayel got it for me."

Ulquiorra could practically see Aizen grinning on the other end.

"…..can I help you?"

"When are you coming to visit me and the family? And how's Orihime-chan doing? And when am I going to become a grandpa?," Aizen whined.

"beep,beep."

"Hello?"

The line went dead.

"Interesting." Aizen smirked, " Very interesting indeed."

Chapter 21: Murcielago's Fun Accomplishment

Murcielago swung his legs back and forth in the shopping cart he was sitting in at Home Depot. Orihime and Janette were discussing about what kind of material they should use for their "PROJECT". They had consulted an employee of the depot. Little Murcielago was intently observing all that was going around him with keen interest. The women seemed to be doing well enough, but he was a little uncertain about the employee helping them out.

"So lemme get this straight. You both wanna create an enless' dojo kinda in your homes?" Martin, the employee asked them. Martin had sandy brown hair, sea blue eyes, had three earrings in both his ears and he looked like he was on steroids. "Why does this human trash remind me of master Grimmjow? Maybe it's the colour of his eyes or...I know that look! The way he looks at them!" Little Murcielago did simple maths (uh... maths? Like really?) yeah some simple math and figured out what was making the employee human trash a.k.a. Martin so unwell- the beauty of his master's onna and her partner. Obviously all Martin could concentrate on was the sexy ladies in front of him while both of them were blissfully unaware of his leery gaze. "Yes and a private office and a module that can suck in the offices and can be used for travelling." Janette specified. "And in hotels too!" Orihime added and gave Martin one of her signature charming smiles. Martin had a field day in his head. But on further comprehension, he wondered if these women were insane and they looked dead serious. Shaking his head in mock hero style regret, his arms akimbo, with the attitude of a very seasoned sales man, Martin asked the ladies to follow him. "Beauties without brains!" he murmured.

Orihime got a hold of the cart and followed the man. Murcielago could no longer stand how the filthy sight of this human trash was soiling his master's prized possession. Suddenly an idea struck him like a bolt of lightning. "This is going to be fun." he thought, rubbing his hands together, an evil smirk on his face.

The three followed Martin the employee through different aisles containing numerous kinds of woods, nails, wallpapers, and other tools. Orihime and Janette didn't agree with whatever Martin the employee had to show them. Martin was not happy that the girls did not pay attention to him flexing his muscles. Also he did not like the fact that he was being glared at by the little kid. What poor Martin the employee did not know was that Murcielago had planned some surprises for him.

With Ulquiorra And Eric

Ulquiorra heard his phone beep. He picked it up from the side table to check who had texted him at this ungodly, heaven forsaken hour. After a long onsen bath, Ulquiorra and Eric had just now settled down in bed and were preparing to sleep. A long day at the competition site and constant handshakes and acquaintances with other people had left Ulquiorra's head reeling and body tired. "I feel like shit dude. What about you? Any better?" Eric asked, checking himself out in the mirror. "If you must know", Ulquiorra picked up his phone and while checking his message box he was just going to ask Eric for a painkiller when he suddenly shot out of bed with the speed of a cheetah. "Yeah so how do ya...Hey Ulquiorra? Do you feel...okay or something?" Eric asked as he slowly and cautiously made his way to Ulquiorra's side. Ulquiorra 's face held only one expression- maddening, blinding, dangerous, killing, rage. "Uh... Ulquiorra ...?" Eric put a hand on his shoulder and came behind him to check out what the hell he was freaking about. What he saw made him sigh. "Ulquiorra! Dude! You need to chill! They are really really really...um...how do I explain? ...um unsuspectingly beautiful. So all I mean to say is that that guy is also just looking at them and DAMN IT!" suddenly Eric shouted putting his head in his hands this behaviour of his startled even Ulquiorra who looked up from his phone with wide eyes. He had never ever seen Eric this way. "This means it is upsetting news." Ulquiorra returned to his phone and resumed his rage mode. "Gimme that f***ing phone! Who'd send these pics huh? WHO! Answer me damn it! WHO!?" Eric continued shouting and shaking the wits out of Ulquiorra and all Ulquiorra could do was...um well... get shaken. "Mur...Murcielago ... stop shaking me damn it!" Ulquiorra finally threw him off himself. "Oh good. Now I have a task for little Murcielago." A maniac grin spread across Eric's face. "KILL HIM!"

Back in Florida

Murcielago read the message from his master. He smiled and he set to work his plan to kill the trash. But for the idea to work he would need Orihime and Janette away.

"Ladies, I don't know what else to show you for this project of yours," Martin said irritably, tired of the ladies' antics. Now all his libido had died. If he had the chance he would run away from these mindless creatures,.

"Then find us someone who can help us," Janette ordered.

Martin sighed and told them that he would be right back with his supervisor. The girls approved of his suggestion so he left them and Murcielago got out of the cart to follow him. Martin went to the computer floor and called his boss for some help but before they could proceed, the power went out and the building was dark. Martin's manager had to leave to look into the matter. One could already sense that the whole depot was in an uproar. While he was still passing time, Murcielago was behind Martin. He had released his second form and was dressed up as Jason and Freddy. Murcielago smiled at his victim and started his torture by using his sharp nails to scratch the shelves. Martin heard the grating noise and frantically started looking around. Seeing no one at first he was about to go back to his work but then he heard it again. He turned around and this time he saw the silhouette of a figure coming towards him. "Who is there?" he asked. He thought it would be a customer looking for a way out." Excuse me sir, I think you have come the wrong way. This is an employees' only area. The exit is I the direction you came from. "Oh I see. But I was looking for this Martin guy. Have you seen him by chance?" Murcielago had stopped advancing and was now standing in shadows. "Uh ..I happen to be martin sir. How may i help you?" "Hehehehehahahahehahahhehahhhe...Trash, this time it's yourself that need help. Hahahahahheheheh!" Fanatic laughter echoed in the empty hallway. Martin ran for his life; he forgot all about Orihime and Janette. He looked behind him to see if he was being followed. No one was there. He slowed down to a complete halt so he could breathe. "Boo!" Murcielago whispered in his ear from behind. Martin shrieked and shouted and flailed his arms. He tried to run but failed miserably, falling to the ground. "I am sorry sir, I am sorry; please please please please leave me sir. I am sorry for anything anyway I wronged you; I am sorry please please please. MOMMA! Please save me!" martin crawled helplessly on the floor trying to get away from Murcielago who now supported the green lance in his hand. He begged and cried like a schoolgirl but Murcielago was starting to have real fun. "Listen up punk" he growled," You have tried to contaminate my master's pride and honour by setting your dirty sight upon his princess. Now it's PAYTIME!" Murcielago shouted. The he lowered his volume to a whisper "Don't turn around now, or else you'll regret it!" Despite the warning, Martin turned his head and saw the lance aimed at him and screamed. Murcielago enjoyed the screams so much so that he started laughing manically. And lo and behold, Martin the employee fainted! Murcielago left the fainted chunk of steroids in the aisle and transformed back to his small cute self. The power came back on and he found Orihime and Janette still waiting for Martin the employee. He climbed up the cart and sat down. Orihime was wondering when that guy would come back. Janette was getting impatient.

"Let's go to Lowell's instead," Orihime offered and Janette nodded. Orihime pushed the cart out of the store and they left. Murcielago was eating his lollipop that Janette had given him for being a good boy and Orihime told him that he could help out with their project and he could get to pick a movie to watch this week. He was smiling. He had done something to make his master proud.

AN/: Review please.